WARNING: The consumption of alcohol - may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
- may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again
- may cause you to thay shings like thish.
- may lead you to call your ex-lovers at four in the morning.
- may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants
- may make you think you can talk to the opposite sex without spitting.
- may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, and get your ass kicked.
- may cause you to roll over in the morning with an ugly stranger
- is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
- may lead you to believe you are invisible.
- may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
- may cause a gaps of time dissapear into another dimension
- may cause pregnancy