\The next best thing to gambling, and winning; is gambling, and losing. It's the rush that matters.
- Jimmy The Greekism
There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watching things happen. And people who wonder what happened.
- Allen Harmonism
To have tried and lost, is better than to have never tried at all.
- Shakespeanism (kind of)
Failure is as monumental as Success. Apathy is unacceptable.
- Jimism
Living only 30,000 days is like having the life of a fruit fly.
Your biggest splash in life might be falling inside someones soup.
- Jimism.
Given enough time, anything is possible. Given our imagination, everything is imaginable. Given our life span, anything we imagine may be possible.
- Couldbeism
If we had eight legs, eight eyeballs, no butt, and ate bugs, would we still enjoy basketball?
- Ifism
Didn't nature make a mistake by putting out reproductive glands between our legs
A lot of couples spit babies out like watermelon seeds.
- Babyism