Misc One Liners

	Oscar Wilde "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
	Mark Twain "First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure."
	Benjamin Disraeli "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics."
	W. I. E. Gates "Then there was the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches".
	Jim Cutlar "There is sanity in knowing you are insane." "The four most important things you should learn in life are: To listen, to pay attention to detail, and to count".