- I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox that said I can have good sex at 75.

I'm so happy! I live at number apartment 72.

- Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

- Frustration is trying to find your glasses without yourglasses.

- Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

- The irony of life is that,

by the time you're old enough to know your way around,you're not going anywhere.

- God made man before woman so as to give him time to thinkof an answer for her first question.

- I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
- Answering machine message,