OLD IS WHEN...
Old is When
  • Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
  • Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
  • A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door
  • Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
  • You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
  • You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
  • 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
  • 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
  • An 'all nighter' means not getting out of he bathroom anytime soon.
  • You are not sure these are jokes?
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