Kids are Smart

TEACHER:	Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:	Here it is.
TEACHER:	Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:	Maria.
TEACHER:	John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:	You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER:	Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?
GLENN:	K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER:	No, that's wrong
GLEN:	But you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid)
TEACHER:	Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:	H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:	What are you talking about?
DONALD:	Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER:	Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:	Me!
TEACHER:	Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:	Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER:	Millie, give me a sentence starting with I
MILLIE:	I is.
.TEACHER:	No, Millie..... Always say, I am.
MILLIE:	All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER:	George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIE:	Because George still had the axe in his hand....
TEACHER:	Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:	No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER:	Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:	No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER:	Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:	teacher