Robert's Log
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Fri 
09/29/2006 22:39:53
 Guest  .i think life shoud go backwards
Oh man...you should have designed this life Robert!!!!
I like your design better.
Sun 
05/13/2007 08:25:05
 robert   (Reply)i think life shoud go backwards
Life cycle


  I think the life cycle is all backwards.
  You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way.

  You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

  You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

  You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

  You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

  After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

  You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.
  Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then...
  you finish off as an orgasm!

  It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old ... just sucks!

Tue 
08/08/2006 18:33:04
 robert  Squirt turns TWO!
HBD Dawg
Fri 
07/21/2006 00:22:41
 robert  I miss them days
Before Sidekicks & iPods.
Before MIKE JONES
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.
Before the 5 hours(5min) of homework you put off every night.
WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back..........
Tag.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopscotch.
Slip-n-Slides.
Tree Houses.
Hula Hoops.
Skip-its.
Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.
The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.
Running through the sprinklers.
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It."
But wait....
Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.
Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.
The original Power Rangers
Or what about....
The Secret Life of Alex Mac.
Ben & Stimpy.
Double Dare.
Rocko's Modern Life.
AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
Wild & Crazy Kids.
Clarissa Explains it All.
Salute Your Shorts.
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
The original cast members of All That.
Kenan & Kel.
The Magic School Bus.
Flash Forward.
Pete and Pete.
Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Hey Dude.
Dinosaurs.
Pinky and the Brain.
Blossom.
Hangin' With Mr. Copper.
Wishbone.
Bill-Nye the Science Guy.
Kablamm.
Who could forget...
Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Facts of Life, & I Love Lucy.
Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
Or Nick Jr. with Face.
Gulah-Gulah Island.
Little Bear.
Under the Umbrella Tree.
The Busy World of Richard Scary.
The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
Class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
When Toys 'R' Us overuled the mall.
Go back to the time when.....
Argument's were only started when it came to who was gonna be the redranger.
Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever.
When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day.
When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction.
When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up.
When stress was addition and subtraction.
When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.
When shaving cream was just meant for play.
When a first kiss only lead to cooties.
When Valentines Day meant cards for all.
When birthdays were a class event.
When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.
When the summer lasted forever.
When time didn't matter.
These were the days we hadn't realized escaped us until it's all brought back.
Sun 
07/02/2006 03:55:38
 Robert  Today was lot of fun
I had Dustin and Jeniffer over all day long.
I love there company.
We sat around and played video games together.
Dustin and Jeniffer love to sing karaoke together.
They sound pretty darn good.
I know its really bad when Dustin can sing better then I can lol.
He scored higher points then I did singing the Dixie Chicks (country music) Good Buy Earl (really funny song). He kicked my butt lol.
Other than that we all stood outside watched some lightning then went back in and laughed wrestled around a little.
Amy fell asleep in my arms, Amy really loves Jeniffer.
Took some great pics of all of us.
It was great! Amy went and laid on Jeniffer was so cute.
Went to take a shower and had to take the sink apart lol.
I found some toilet paper, a tooth brush, and a marker cap in it. lol Just love them kids. hahaha
Thats my cute little Amy.
So that teaches me now, if I need a good hiding spot, why not use the bathroom sink drain lol.
I can prob store 20 bucks worth of change in there haha.
Well that was my day it was great and had lots of fun.
Tue 
06/27/2006 00:46:04
 Jim  We compiled some Arizona pictures today.
Mainly because you were looking for them.
We'll throw them out on the net tommorrow.
We have some pretty cool pix of Cottonwood, Grand Canyon, Sedona and Pheonix.
Tue 
06/27/2006 00:26:35
 Jim  .family how it is supposed to be
That is SO COOL Robert!
Right now, you guys are your mom's and me's (lol) only friends.
Funny...how the world had 8 billion people in it, and all I need is 5 people to make my life complete.
Tue 
06/27/2006 00:44:08
 robert   (Reply)Family how it is supposed to be
Hey guys had fun yesterday miss you love you a lot. Cant wait for next week. I always look forward to hanging with you guys. you are the only family seems to care. and for that i am grateful you guys call on us check on us help us out when we need it. You guys make effort to come over and visit and for that we are grateful for that i appreciate that and Jim in my heart i do and always will think of you not only as a friend but a Father figure to me your so awesome. i am glad to have someone like you in my life. love you guys very much
Sun 
06/25/2006 15:12:56
 Jim  Hey Robert!!!
Check it out...this is looking so cool. If you hover over a calendar day, it tells you what happened on that day (from your log).
Sun 
06/25/2006 15:19:30
 Jim   (Reply)..Hey Robert!!!
Thanks!!!
Is it slow though?
Sun 
06/25/2006 15:19:30
 Robert   (Reply).Hey Robert!!!
wow that is cool i like this site by alklk the cool features you add to it
Tue 
06/27/2006 00:21:56
 Robert   (Reply)Family how it is supposed to be
hey guys had fun yesterday miss youlove you alot cant wait for next week i always look forward to hanging with you guys. you are the only family seems to care. andfor that i am grateful you guys call on uis checkon us help us out when we need it. You guys make effort to come over and visit and for that we are grateful for that i appreciate that and jim in my heart i do and always willthink of you not only as a friend but a afather figure to me your so awesome. i am glad tyo meet someone like you in my life. love you guys very much

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