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01/24/2013 00:00:10jokes Computer Problems
12/27/2012 10:53:53jim OLD IS WHEN...
Old is When
04/18/2012 03:38:51jim Rules of Consulting
03/16/2012 07:35:54QuadCities You May Be Muslim If - Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a Muslim If:
01. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
02. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
03. You have more wives than teeth.
04. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
05. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
06. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
07. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
08. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
09.You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
02/10/2012 19:35:59jokes Strange Thoughts
If I was a turtle,
I think I'd want to live in Mississippi.
They seem to be happier there.
02/09/2012 18:47:07Jokes Engineered Flatworms
After a year of extensive gene therapy and training at Sensadyn Labs, a flat worm has surprisingly learned to play the guitar.
02/09/2012 13:04:29jokes OLD IS WHEN...
Old is When
06/30/2011 19:35:59jim Strange Thoughts
04/18/2011 03:38:51jokes Rules of Consulting
02/15/2011 03:15:59jim The Female Point System
02/11/2011 18:34:18jim Aphorisms
A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH
02/03/2011 21:09:33jim Jerry Seinfield
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