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Exodus 31:15
Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death
Mathew 5:22
Whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
Matthew 19:9
I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, and marries another woman commits adultery.
Mark 10:11
Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her."
Mark 10:12
If she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery."
Luke 16:18
Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery."

Exodus 20:14
"You shall not commit adultery."
Deuteronomy 22:22
"If a man is found sleeping with another man's wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die."
Leviticus 20:10
"If a man commits adultery with another man's wife--with the wife of his neighbor--both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death."
Proverbs 6:32
"But a man who commits adultery lacks judgment; whoever does so destroys himself." He destroys himself by being put to death as shown above.
Leviticus 21:9
And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
Thats just for starters...
I'm told Becky's soul won't be saved because we don't have a Wedding License. hmmm....looks like we won't be alone!

Its estimated between 2 million to 18 million people lived in North America

What's wrong with this STOP Light?

TEACHER:	Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:	Here it is.
TEACHER:	Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:	Maria.
TEACHER:	John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:	You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER:	Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?
GLENN:	K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER:	No, that's wrong
GLEN:	But you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid)
TEACHER:	Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:	H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:	What are you talking about?
DONALD:	Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER:	Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:	Me!
TEACHER:	Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:	Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER:	Millie, give me a sentence starting with I
MILLIE:	I is.
.TEACHER:	No, Millie..... Always say, I am.
MILLIE:	All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER:	George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIE:	Because George still had the axe in his hand....
TEACHER:	Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:	No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER:	Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:	No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER:	Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:	teacher

What is it about Buckwheat Pancakes, Sausage, Sweet Pickles and Tabasco that turns these people on? I kept hearing its an Ohio Pyle thing, but I was it advertised all the way up to Ligonier. Hmmm.

1. First God made heaven & earth & light & darkness (Day)
2. Firmament - Flat Land
3. Plants, Fruit, Vegetables
4. Stars.
5. Living creatures, birds, great sea monsters
6. God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

Oops...that was dumb. I knew it was your wonderful wedding Ashley.

I know, he ain't much to look at, but he was a good friend.
Jimmy was always more than happy to tell you his Dad was the detective handcuffed to Lee Harvey Oswald when he was shot.
He was also more than happy to tell you when our team was suckin hind tit.
Jimmy Leavelle was a Texan to the end.
From the sudsy sunrises to the jack sunsets, Jimmy always had some kind of interesting expression to fit any occasion.
His Dad found Jimmy in a never ending sleep after his last Saturday night in this world.
I knew Jimmy throughout the 80's and 90's and last saw him last at Ashley (Allred) Ellison's wedding.
Jimmy was a computer programmer like me, and it was always pleasure working by his side. We did some pretty amazing things together.
So here's to you old pal.
Say a southern styled "Hello" to Chris Pajak, Rob Allred, Milly Gabriel and Bill Enyoue
and tell them to click their glasses together and wait for me.
Dude, I don't know what anyone else might have thought about you, don't much care, but
Life was always better with you in it!