Stories's Log |
This log represents the Life and Times of the Las Vegas Dude. |
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07/16/2005 22:45:46 Robert lime wire | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
Hey Jim go to www.limewire.com to download music and everything else select basic or u will be paying lol |
07/06/2005 00:49:07 Robert Hey Robert | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
I'm at your house...lol |
07/03/2005 16:23:52 jim Vegas,NV-FremontStExperience-Jim,Becky | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
07/03/2005 14:54:21 jim Vegas,NV-FremontStExperience | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
07/02/2005 11:02:01 jim BoulderCity-TrainConductors-Dustin,Jen | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
06/30/2005 21:21:15 Jim Ways to change a flat tire. | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
1) Curse it and walk away - which is pathetic. 2) Pray to God for help - which is stupid. 3) Ask someone else to change it - Great if you can do that. 4) Pay someone else to change it - Great if you have money. 5) Change the tire yourself - Which is Best, if you can do it. The reason why I'm mentioning this is Jennifer was talking about praying for someone who needed help. In all my experience, praying has never accomplished anything. It makes the person praying feel better. Whoopee. It's a lazy persons way out of actually offering any kind of real help. If a person is really sincere, they'd get off their butts and do something. Even asking someone else to help another person makes more sense than praying. There's a little thing some people say after I've helped them, that I really hate to hear: That they asked God for help, and he provided it. |
06/30/2005 12:46:58 Mikey Air is bad..... For it is never pure... | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
Hydrogen and Oxygen are bad. Thus water, the bulk of the air, and much of the rest of the environment is dangerous to us living creatures. Let's rid the world of it all. And now!!! I am one very silly alter-ego... But, that is what makes SAE a SAE. I am still curious... You call Okin? |
06/30/2005 12:15:55 Ida Lifes Reflections........written by me on this da | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
As I reflect the past years of my life, I look deep inside where my feelings hide. The wall has gone up once again in hopes to protect my heart from hurt. For I am so tired of picking my chin up out of the dirt. Many people have passed through my life. I felt my best when I was his wife. For he loved me deep within his heart. The love is still there even though we're apart. He is up in heaven ....You know. I see clearly now....My eyes all alogw. When love is lost and so hard to find, I feel as if I'm losing my mind. But they'll come a day when I shed that lonely tear. It'll be for love, not sadness....You hear. For then and only then will my circle of life be complete once more, as I cross the threshold of that new door. |
06/29/2005 20:23:33 Jim Im at the very end phase of development | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
The added benefit was the air coming off of the AC unit was cool, like a swampcooler. Felt good on that hot roof. We had a red sunset today. Dark red. Thats probably what a martian sunset looks like. |
06/29/2005 18:02:36 Jim Now the news is saying the air outside is just fin | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
They are talking about the ozone levels. wow. They're measuring ozone levels. Ozone is a bluish gas that lives mainly above us. It's atom is called O3, and it causes lung irratation and possible permanent damage. BTW-its created naturally when the air in our atmosphere absorbs ultraviolet light form the sun. That's is O3's good side. Its bad side is it sticks to just about anything. People have ozone (electrostatic) generators in their houses to absorb cigarette smoke. What they don't know is that the same ozone thats mixes with the smoke in the air, absorbing it, and making it fall to the ground, is mixing with the airsacs in our lungs, and absorbing them too! This is not a good thing. hmmm....me, I was concerned about the particulate matter. That's the stuff that's making me sneeze little dirt balls. |
06/29/2005 17:34:58 Jim FINALLY, with the visibility being 1/2 mile outsid | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
The news mentions the air quality! I wonder how many kids got diagnosed for having asthma today! I've got ash on my hood. Everything outside smells like brush fire. After 5 days of smoke inhalation (and not from cigs), its mentioned that the air out may be harmful to your health. I know 5 people with uncommon headaches, pains. They are sneezing, coughing, and have watery eyes. Funny how cause and effect can be so hard to link up at times. This happens every year around this time. Good ol 4th of July. Here's a prediction for you all. The 1900's - Flourinated water, chlorinated water, water conditioning and finally bottled water. The 2000's - Air Conditioning, oxygen bars, bottled oxygen, cars with piped in air. Don't laugh, its not funny. With the awareness being focused on the inside air, being poisoned by cigarette smoke, not much attention is given to the outside air. Most people still think oxygen is flamable, and that carbon monoxide is visible. LOL. Personally, from what I've read and heard I think oxygen is a wonderful aid to healing. Every cell in the body needs it. Wouldn't it be terrible if something we're breathing now caused sterility in our species 50 years from now. Hmmm. Sounds like good Sci-Fi. I do hope someone is out there keeping our species longevity in check. |
06/29/2005 15:32:52 Mikey Green Acres.. A classic | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
06/29/2005 14:58:11 Jim Sonny had to renew his Electricians card in Boulde | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
Green Acres...that's Boulder City. He had to renew it, and I'm not kidding about any of this: It's off of Wyoming Street, which is off of Nevada Highway, thats off of Utah Street, thats off of Arizona Street. Sonny renewed his license at Boulder City Community College. There is a parking lot underneath the college. The college consists of 5 rooms. The lunch room is a class room. Wow! We ate outdoors off of Boulder Citys main street, which is Nevada Highway. It was nice. None of the shops could take credit cards because of their power outage last Sunday (they are three miles from Hoover Dam, one could almost run an extension cord there). I love this little town, its so backwards. The miscellaneous/antique/thrift store owner was hilarious. He'd tell you his trash can is selling for $40 because Grover Cleveland once used hit, and that someone else wants to buy it for $30. He had some amazingly fluctuating prices. He said he would have a lot more but he lost his car...hahaha. |
06/29/2005 14:43:24 Becky Boulder City | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
06/29/2005 14:22:33 Jim I loved Green Acres | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
I thought the show's major twist was how Mr Douglas, despite his willingness to be a son of the soil, never quite pulled off being a farmer. His logic failed. Lisa, on the other hand, mastered the country dwellers' insane logic with ease. I've seen so many things in life like that. Like pulling a tree down on Christmas. Bringing it inside the house! Hanging lights on it. Putting a blanket under it and a star on top of it. Putting presents under it. Then throwing it away. That qualifies as insane logic. Painting Chicken Eggs and telling kids they're Rabbit Eggs! Filling the eggs with Chocolate and throwing them in the yard!!! Then letting the little kids find and eat them. That's insane, isn't it. Rabbits don't have eggs! |
06/29/2005 12:23:19 Mikey I too know RObert is good for the loan.. | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
But his story about the check sounds like the time he committed some sort of crime, was persued by the cops, arrested, convicted and served that 10 year sentence in the span of two days. Love it Robert (if you read this)... But then again, I am only a tiny dog's alter ego. |
06/28/2005 23:42:42 Jim Sonny, Becky and I cleaned out the condos garage. | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
Grabbed an old couch, and some other things and went to the Dump. The line took over an hour. We dumped the stuff inside building. At night, a crew comes along with bulldozers, picks the junk up and dumps it into a hole. Inside the hole is a large towable dumpster. A truck then tows the dumpster 40 miles north of town where it finally gets dumped. Then it gets plowed over with dirt by an enormous bulldozer. The interesting part about this process is what happened to Las Vegas's previous dump. It too was built way outside of Vegas. But now, however, it is prime property. The county put dirt over the biohazardous waste, trash and refuse. $500,000 homes have been built on top of the dump. Amazing isn't it. The homeowners may never know why it smells like death at times. We ate at Chapala's tonight, Sonny's treat. Their food is always GREAT! The spanish speaking waiter told us Caliente meant HOT. He said Nevada means Snow Country. That means Caliente, Nevada means HOT SNOW COUNTRY. hmmm... Las Vegas means The Meadows. Guess thats why the largest mall in the state is called The Meadows Mall. Its kind of an inside secret I guess. Robert came over tonight. I loaned him $85. He's good for it. Now, as far as that story about them sending the check in, and someone stole it and cashed it, and the bank can't produce a copy of the check before they get evicted, and they bank won't reimburse the money from the check, and the owners already have renters coming in on the 4th...well, that all sounds like huey to me...lol |
06/28/2005 23:08:24 Jim Isms | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
\The next best thing to gambling, and winning; is gambling, and losing. It's the rush that matters. - Jimmy The Greekism There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watching things happen. And people who wonder what happened. - Allen Harmonism To have tried and lost, is better than to have never tried at all. - Shakespeanism (kind of) Failure is as monumental as Success. Apathy is unacceptable. - Jimism Living only 30,000 days is like having the life of a fruit fly. Your biggest splash in life might be falling inside someones soup. - Jimism. Given enough time, anything is possible. Given our imagination, everything is imaginable. Given our life span, anything we imagine may be possible. - Couldbeism If we had eight legs, eight eyeballs, no butt, and ate bugs, would we still enjoy basketball? - Ifism Didn't nature make a mistake by putting out reproductive glands between our legs A lot of couples spit babies out like watermelon seeds. - Babyism |
06/28/2005 11:02:57 Mikey Test of character... | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
Jimmy... John Wooden, UCLA's men's basketball coach (for 27 years, end in 1975) is known for being the best of the best. He's practically god like in how he is considered. And has many famous quotes. I know you are not into sports, but one of my favorites of his quotes ws just mentioned towards the end of the NBA (Mens Pro basketball) championship series last week. Well, you do know the championship series is best 4 of 7 games. Right? Well, it came down to a Game 7. Winner takes all (championship) and the loser of that one game gets something out of getting that far, but losing. But not the ultimate. Mr Wooden's quote is: "Game 7's do not develop character. They reveal it.".. If you never get your self into a Game 7 situation You never get a chance to see what you're truly made of... |
06/28/2005 10:51:08 Mikey What can be said, Sir Jimmy? | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
Give a fair shot. If it doesn't work (I won't use the word "fail" for it has a foul smell to it that isn't appropriate). Look at how many people ventured out there with a great idea and did well. You've at the very least know you did your best to be one of them, or you did your best and it wasn't meant to be. Gee, kinda hard to say what I am thinking, but I think you know it already. And it doesn't sound too positive. I think it really is, in the long run. Me better today. Still doing Dr. Squirty must be getting less blue I get a kick out you Jimmy... Literally all the code I ever wrote did nothing to better any body - except maybe some shareholders wallets. Unless I suppose I had written some software people used to get better from cancer, or some other thing as that, I don't see coding - even under the best conditions, as a means to help people. May sound selfish, but it has always been a means for me to get $ to survive (and hopefully) prosper. Back to work for SAE!!! Later Jimmy... |
06/27/2005 19:57:46 Jim I am going to go with my heart on deciding the fut | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
I'm going to bet the farm on this AC precooler. I believe I could go to work at Mgm. I'm sure I could get in, but, if I do that, I know it will be the last job I'll ever have. Whatever I accomplish there will have a life expectancy of a few years. None of it will do anybody any good. If I could get somewhere with this AC precooler, it would be a benifit to everyone in hot dry climates. I think its a good thing. But then again, maybe I'm an idiot. I talked to Newberry tonight. And Mike. I think Newberry thinks I'm gonna hit up for money or something. I'd never do that. I just wanted advice on how to proceed. Anyway, it was a nice conversation. Mikey said go with my heart. Thats the path I'm going to take. If Step-brother can out live my Step-Dad, and he's taken terrible care of himself then I can't go all that wrong. Besides, if I don't try, I'll never know if I could have succeeded or not. This is a test of character, I think. |
06/27/2005 15:51:13 Jim Got a call from a headhunter Mga Search this after | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
It was about an openning at the Mgm/Mirage Hotel for their dream team, or something like that. I mentioned I knew those guys very well. He confirmed that Larry Okin was the contact there. My question to myself is, do I want to work there? It was slightly depressing working there before, but that was because of all of the turnover I saw. I'd get to know people, and they'd be terminated, and I'd be there looking at their empty cubical. Hmmm. I probably should give Larry Okin a call. I could use the benefits. The thing is, it would be fulltime, 8am to 5pm, and a guy like me always gets called in at all hours. I'm just too handy. |
06/27/2005 09:59:48 Jim The previous entry makes me think of Get Smart | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
Agent 86 and Agent 89 find Agent 69 whose been shot and has a map tattooed on his back. Agent 86 and 89 try figure the map out. Agent 89 says to Agent 86, "Look, the X is near a mountain!". Agent 86 says to Agent 89, "It's not a mountain! Quit trying to make a mountain out of a mole!". ba-doomp-pa |
06/27/2005 08:59:56 Jim Taxes and the common man | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
I got a call today from a friend who hadn't paid their taxes since 1998. He got a letter from the IRS asking saying that they showed he owed taxes for 2004, but they didn't have his return. Now he's freaking out. Here are his stats: - He lives in a travel trailer parked in a campground. - His mailbox is on a highway 3 miles from where he lives. - He owns an army truck and a camper - His checking account is overdrawn by $200 - He owes back child support payments. - He has one dependant, so if he did file, he'd file as Head of Household. - Most of his employers are in Podunk, Missouri, and probably don't file themselves. - The ones that did file, filed him as an independant contractor. My advice was to do one of the following: - To forget the letter. Get a PO Box and don't file a Change of Address with the Post Office. - Go see a tax advocate. They're free and they can eliminate tax obligation with a keystroke. - See a CPA and pay his taxes (my best advice). --- They'll write off everything, even without receipts, like: --- 35c a mile which could easily add up to $1,000 a year. --- $10 lunches, which could add up to $2,600 a year. --- Computer purchases, and ISP charges. --- A Business fishing trip, complete with boat rental alcohol and hookers. He's worried that the 'Men in Black' are going to come after him. Now, when he works he only make $35,000 a year tops. I would call this, an irrational fear. He's worried a cop will pull him over after running his plates, and they'll see he owes taxes. He's been worried about it since he got the letter. Lets analyse this fear. I think there's only 4 tax centers in the US. Ours is in Ogden, Utah, and its about the size of a Walmart. His is in Cincinati, Ohio. To my knowledge, the IRS can seize anything on record (property, bank accounts, wages), but they can't knock you down and take your wallet. Al Capone was the only person that I ever heard of, that went to jail for tax evasion, and his case was tantamount to being thrown in jail for life for jay walking (I'm that happens too). From personal experience, the IRS's best tool is intimidation. Fear. They use the post office to impliment this. They send letters (certified and non certified). If you respond, you get more letters (they know you exist). Its a typical bait and hook strategy. I wonder if the crack whores walking up and down the Strip are worried about the IRS throwing them in jail for tax debt? They make more money than my friend does. Irrational Fears...sheesh! |
06/26/2005 22:27:09 Jim We got a wild hair up our ass... | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
and went off to the grocery store to make a recipe. It's cellaphane noodles with lemon grass and bok choy. mmmm. mmmm. Didn't make it. On the way out, we talked to Chucky. Then we picked up everything at the store. On the way home, we talked to Sharon, Patti and Chucky. Then in front of the house, we talked to Tee and his kids, and helpd them light off some fireworks. While we were out there, Ricco mysteriously went to the neighbors and shut off their water main...hmmm? Well, here it is 10:30pm. I'm eating rice noodles, with lemon grass, chili oil, sliced ginger root, and finely sliced shiitake mushrooms. Becky's happy eating French Bread with butter and boysenberry jelly. What a hard life. Life is good! |
06/26/2005 18:21:09 Jim Went to Monte Lago Village today at Lake Las Vegas | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
That's www.LakeLasVegas.com |
06/26/2005 18:07:58 Mikey Bark, howl and porn... | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
Jimmy... How things with you and Ms. Rebecca? Me really sick now, I think me dying. Hurray. Jennifur doesn't know the Jommy I know... You're always thinking and doing for others.. But she'll see it soon enough. When she learns what a kind person you be. Did you see that second pic I sent you from Dinneyland? Oh no!!! Now that one was scary. Even for a doggie AE... Me lie down now... Later, my buddy... |
06/25/2005 19:43:02 Jim What Id really rather be working on is things to | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
EG: Getting aspirin put in vitamins or coffee. Creating a 100% efficient battery. Did you know electricy is all about surplus and deficiencies of electrons. Considering the mass of an electron, it would be possible to power Las Vegas with a thimble sized battery. Now I've got to wonder what all of these particle physicist are doing with their time. |
06/25/2005 19:11:25 jim June 2005 | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
Jennifer asked me what good deeds I've done today. Hmmm....lesseee I gave a ride to somebody going down the street on crutches. I offer to loan Robert $20. I made chicken wings and fries for everybody. And I'm working on an invention that may save people millions of dollars. Oh, and a neighbor told us her kids had a lemonade stand. We went over to help with her kiddy commerce department, but the kids dogged out by noon and we got no lemons. LOL. I went to Star Nursery around the corner. Got some mesh. It looks like mesh, with a laser drip line will work great. I'm on my way to creating better things than a ac water tower. Hopefully this water mesh won't rot. Saturday, June 25, 2005 09:58:01 My Love I read your dream that you had. I kind'a remember a dream that I had. This is how it went. You and I were sitting somewhere in are house i think. People were there and are potbelly stove wasn't working so you brought in a differnt kind of stove. The more to this story i think is that we must have been helping these people for somereason. It was strange. Then i woke up with a real bad headache. Not much to this strange dream. Love ya Becky. Saturday, June 25, 2005 08:50:47 What I dream I had, dressed in organdy Clothed in crinoline, of smoky Burgundy. Softer than the rain. I had a dream that Becky and I were at a place with a beautiful view. Near a cliff, Becky looked out with a peaceful smile. Then she was gone. I came back home alone and felt as if she was still here. With tears, I had to explain that I didn't know what happened. She'd seemed so happy. I realized the love I felt for Jennifer and Becky's family would have to fade. Then my dream flashes and I'm in Heaven. I looked and I finally found Becky. She looked great! She was doing something nice for somebody and I watched with a grin. She looked at me with glowing eyes, but she didn't seem to recognize me. And when I awoke and felt her warm and near I kissed her honey hair with my grateful tears Oh I love you, girl Saturday, June 25, 2005 08:22:12 Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thighs I loved that song. Didn't know what it meant, something about war, blood and death, but it sounded cool anyway. Mrs Robinson Isn't that a song about ditching old people and/or letting them fading away? I've always thought it was hilarious when people sing songs smiling and laughing, that, if they listened to what they were singing, they'd be crying and sad. I guess that's a song writer's Poetic License in action. Irony. Three Blind Mice I keep thinking about that song and how kids sing it with smiles. That song is sadistic. Whut Thu? The mice were already screwed by being blind. I'm surprised they could survive. Then she cuts off their tails with a carving knife (which had to take some time to do). I'd say they were really screwed at that point. They ended up blind, with no tail to balance with. Sheesh. LOL. Saturday, June 25, 2005 08:27:39 Jimmy is NOT Ugly Maybe not preety either, but definitely not ugly. Be nice to yourself Jimmy. Even if you were ugly, you couldn't repel like me.Remember, I am a small dog alter ego. And Ms Rebecca must not think you're ugly. Right Ms. Rebecca????? HOWL!!!! Guess what accesory I am receiving this week for the HP IPaq you gave me. As a gift, I am getting that sleeve thing that is a GPS unit. Navman G3450 (see this link, http://www.navman-global.com/index.php?product=38 for further info.) Oh boy. A new toy. If you don't like your teeth Stop smoking, don't drink coffee or tea, brush your teeth 10 times a day and drink tons of bleech... Had a long discussion with Mr Junk last night. Very enjoyable until my cell fone lost its signal. During my days at Northrop, we hung around a lot (dinners, shopping the Fly's close to his and my work when I was at Northrop, his garage sales, etc.) trying to come up with a way to corrupt the world and such. He's such a good Rhatt Phinque (his nickname during college)... Oh, how I miss those days during college when I used to go to his place with a 60 minute cassette with nothing but "Mrs Robinson" song on it from "The Graduate" movie - and play it over and over for his mommy. I think she put up with it, but he didn't. He has a $15K open account with his employer at Fly's. He does all the telecom and network stuff for his employer - so they got an open account at Fly's and he is one of several employees who can walk into Fly's and buy up to $15,000 worth of stuff and just sign for it. Then FLy's mails them a bill. Oh, how I tried to get him to buy me the following once time at Fly's: (1) $2k computer system (desktop) with a 19 inch LCD flat panel monitor, (2) smegload of DVDs, (3) bunch of software and more.. But NO!!! He didn't want to lose his job for my greedness!!! How mean!!! Well, better get going... Have to do the gym, and then clean up my storage unit a bit before Jeffrey's flight gets in at 6pm. Promised I'd pick him up. Friday, June 24, 2005 23:23:22 When does Michael Jackson have sex? When the big hand touches the little hand...bwaaahahahaha. Friday, June 24, 2005 23:03:18 Does Vegas have a hockey team? Ricco came over last night and brought some 1/4" clamps for my AC thingy, but he was more interested in the game than joking around. That's rare. About Lake Las Vegas, where we went the other night That was where Nancy Carrigan skated an ice rink floating in the lake. You can still smell her hairs burning... The picture looks great Mikey...but I AM SO UGLY, my monitor broke. My teeth are pointy and yellow. I must have vampire in my blood. I swear they're healthy, just java/nicotine stained, which makes me look as disgusting as the fat pig I am, lol. Welcome back to WebSpace Robert!!! It's been a too long but not too long too mention (James Cagney). One of these days I'm gonna blow your socks off and say something original. Friday, June 24, 2005 20:05:45 hello I havew the net know hahaha watch out!!! Friday, June 24, 2005 21:56:30 Take a look at your email Sir Jimmy.... Emailing you a foto from our Dinneyland romp in April... It's about 1.5 smegmabytes. I had my camera set on high resolution.. Loads of pics. I will burn them all to a cd/dvd and snail mail to you... Friday, June 24, 2005 11:36:55 Hooray for Robert Horry and Gang The San Antonio Spurs win the NBA championship of 2005 (The 2004-2005 Season). BARK!! If not the Los Angeles Lakers, then it's great that the SA Spurs won. Ring #6 for Robert Horry (2 in Houston, 3 with the Lakers and now 1 with SA. Only 2nd NBA player to ever win a championship with 3 different teams)... Super player and Bloke. Down with the Detroit Pistons, even though their coach, Larry Brown is a class act. Time to sniff that brown stuff in the corner of the room Now, why would I want to do that? Las vegas wins the 2005 NHL championship Since the National Hockey League didn't play this 2004-2005 season because of a contract dispute, let's award the championship to Las Vegas. Specially since it's going ot snow there on July 4th. Then LV can finally see what pro sports is all about... Howl and out!! Later, Jimmy and Ms. Rebecca.... Friday, June 24, 2005 08:49:26 Bark... Bark... Sniff... Jimmy. What be going on? Oh, BTW: Preceeding the snow in Vegas on Jul 4th at high noon, it'll be 123 degrees at 8pm on July 3rd. Thursday, June 23, 2005 00:15:04 I'm lucky I've got this perspective on life right now. I am truly happy. I have had all the time to answer all the questions that have plagued me. This is quite a wonderful world. I've been given an interesting perspective on life. If what I'm doing is wasting time, I should have been doing that all along. We stopped by and I took some timed shots of Las Vegas. Then we looked at the full moon with the 12x50 power binoculars. One rock at some time, devastated the South East corner of the moon. Who knows, maybe that was the one that knocked it off of the Earth (if that did happened). Kewl sites too see, all of it, all day long. Thursday, June 23, 2005 00:06:27 Rain and lightening kind of day. We went to Lake Mead and Lake Las Vegas. I love thunderstorms! It started pouring and Becky and I went riding. Stopped over at Sonny's for awhile. Petted a stray dog and fed it crackers. I sat on the roof, and kicked off the moss. It was quite a lightening show up there. I got Squirt to run all over with my laser light. It was just nice weather. Didn't mind getting rained on. Stopped by the Las Vegas Marina around 9:10pm. They close at 9pm. It was still nice. I sat on the side and let the fish nibble my toes. Somebody walked by and asked if they were nibbling, and I said yeppers. Then she said be careful, the white fish bite...LOL... Stopped at a casino in Lake Las Vegas. We got $15 for joining their slot club. Then I won $40, Becky lost $20. The casinos there are gorgious, and they even have penny slots. Behind the casino on the lake is a shopping area. Nice shops, with several very unique boats docked nearby. You can even rent paddle boats! I'd like to go there in the daytime. Tuesday, June 21, 2005 12:49:26 Becky's truly ahotbabe...lol She did her hair up in ponytails. Put on a tanktop with blue jean cutoffs. She's my Daisy Mae today...yummy! Talked to Allen some more about this AC idea. Working on a better way to dispense the water. 5 gph is way too much. It causes run off, and thats unacceptable. We discussed swampcooler pads, but that requires annual maintenance. Maybe a drip line/soaker line might do it, with a flow valve...hmmm. Monday, June 20, 2005 17:40:19 Mikey's a "Mad About You" fan. I saw a movie once called "Hard About You"...but the cast sucked. I think I've seen every episode of Mad About You. I'd thank Helen Hunt if she sneezed in my soup (grody humor). Paul Reiser was perfect in that show too. A lot of my everyday humor comes from that series EG-"I'm so hungry I could eat my head". I'm trying to get the image of Heidi Fleiss sliding down a baby oil covered banister, and Lisa Kudrow singing 'Smelly Cat' naked out of my head. Wow. No Sleep For You tonight Jimmy! Monday, June 20, 2005 14:54:53 Movie Mush Get Jimmy the Movie Doctor to remove the Mush. Too much and it becomes "Mush Mush" - Dog Speak for "nose". Watching movies naked? Damn that sounds kooky and strange. You should know Jimmy, if the actors and actresses can be seen by you, then they can see you... Sunday, June 19, 2005 20:03:51 WOW..and here we are watching westerns with no clothes on. It was a quiet day to day, almost too quiet. Are you feeling lucky, because I am feeling lucky. I made my move and my move was to make no move at all. So here, this is for the wife and kids. My brain has turned into movie mush. Sunday, June 19, 2005 14:53:37 National High School Cheerleading championship on ESPN2 channel Need I say more... Cart me off to the looney bin!! Please!!! SAE turns out to be a pervert, in the first degree. Sunday, June 19, 2005 10:55:57 Simple inventions The 100% efficient battery Happens to be, the power company. If you can produce electricity, your meter will run backwards. The power company must pay you for it. When you need it, they'll sell it back to you. No wear and tear. Another good battery A water tank. Its stores the energy with little conversion. Rain can charge it. Sunday, June 19, 2005 09:00:04 I shouldn't be hard on Dustin. He's slow. I shouldn't be hard on Michelle, my neighbor, either. She's just surviving in the ways that's she's learned. But, it doesn't mean I have to like it. Hey Mikey's an X-FILES fan. Cool. I used to watch that show faithfully every week. I wanna see Scully naked! But they haven't come out with XXX-FILES Yet. We've got no plans for today. Robert said he may come over, but I doubt it. I've been playing with ASP. Its a hobby. A conversation with a guy who wanted me to work with him two years ago keeps popping into my head. He sounded like he was freaking out about a problem with .NET security. He'd added one line of code, and got the 500 Server Error screen. He said it took him a week to figure it out. I can certainly understand why he sounded like he was going nutty. The 500 Server Error screen is like Windows 98's blue screen of death. You know you must have done something wrong, but you don't know what. It's like getting burned on a stove, but there's no stove. Sunday, June 19, 2005 08:36:19 Why did Justin cross the street? To alienate those who care. What be happening with Jimmy and Ms. Rebecca? Staying good and trouble free? (Well, except for Justin.) My father's weird comments. I'll address those in a chat or email in the next couple days. He's just a bit kooky. But at the same time, it is a bit troublesome. Nothing bad like he hates someone or something like that. Early July snow in Lost Wages I predict snow in LV on July 4th. At noon yet. I mentioned hanging out with all those math professors at UCLA when I was going there In the early to mid '70s. The kookiest one was Ernie Strauss. Great professor and guy. In his 60s at the time. Born in Israel (before it "became" Israel). Got his undergraduate degree at U of Jersalem in 1944, and came to US (NYC to be exact) to get his masters and Phd. While attending Columbia U in NYC, he gets a research job assisting AE (Albert Einstein) wih his research. Spent a better part of 4 years working directly, one-on-one with AE. Must explain why ES was so kooky, having spent all that time with someone like AE. He had a whole bunch of funny stories of AE. They coauthored a handful of papers during that time. He said that was the greatest honor. A lot of seasoned scientists would have died to get even 1 paper published with their name alongside AE's. Well time to go and get involved with That episode of X files on FX channel. Scully - 3,5,3,5,3,5.... Aaaahhhhhhhh. Saturday, June 18, 2005 17:01:18 Driving with Dustin, Jennifer, and Becky today....we explored humor in jokes. Dustin - Why did the chicken cross the road? To find his babies. Jim - Why did the chicken cross the road? To get run over. Jim - Why did the rooster cross the road? To meet some chicks. Dustin - Why did the Kangaroo cross the road? He hopped. Jim - Why did the Kangaroo cross the road? To get a pouch. Jim - Why did the gun cross the road? To get loaded after a few shots. Jim - Why did the gun cross the road? He just got bored. Dustin - What did the Kangaroo say to the Monkey - Have a banana. Dustin - What did the Kangaroo say to the Monkey - Why are you here? Dustin - What color is dangerous moss? pink. Jim - What color is dangerous moss? It's all green, and none of it is dangerous. Dustin was doing his thing on the laptop and didn't want to go to the Video Store. So, I offered to let him stay here. Becky yelled at him, and he finally got in the truck. I told him, if he didn't like our company, that was okay. He said he liked our company. He said he was playing games because he was bored. Now, I watched him play this one game. For 10 minutes, he hit the same key that caused his stick man to kick another stick man. That's soooo stooooopid. Isn't it? Seriously, relative or not, if someone doesn't like you, then they should stay away. Right? Isn't that the best thing to do? If you don't like someone, avoid them. Every weekend, Dustin alienates himself from us. I sucks. I'd rather he didn't come over. I wouldn't hate him, love him, miss him, or anything him. He'd be having fun, and we'd be having fun. Sounds like a good deal to me. Friday, June 17, 2005 22:04:53 Playing with my little laser pointer, I'm curious that they'd sell something that dangerous. It has a warning label on it. It will burn your retina. Laser light, unlike white light, doesn't spread. My little unit uses 3 hearing aid batteries (4.5 volts). It doesn't use much energy. With 10 of these units, wired to 3 1.5 volt AA batteries in series parallel, it could make a devestating weapon capabable of blinding people a mile away. That's what I find amazing. That they'd market such an easily convertable toy. Well, they sell diesel fuel and potassium nitrate too. Hmmm. Friday, June 17, 2005 22:02:01 I made my AC device look cute today, but this weather is too bizarre to test anything! Its been in the eighties...in June. What's with this weather? This has got to be the coolest June in decades. They said in Utah, that it never snows there in June. But it did, five days ago, about 5 foot deep. I think the weather here somehow relates to that earthquake on the other side of the world (if anyone still remembers that). Thursday, June 16, 2005 22:23:57 Today was sure enough a bizarre day. Michelle, a neighbor came over. She hung out, left, then came back with her dog. Squirt humped every part of her dog, but in the end, they were playing normally. Michelle asked us if she could treat us to dinner. I said Hell Yea! Then we mentioned a few places, and she asked how much they cost. In the end, we went to the Outback. After several excuses, I ended up picking up the tab of pocket $60. Plus, something about that meat, makes me gag, so I couldn't eat. That sucked. On the way home, she asked us if we could take her to the Boulevard Mall. I said nope, I just barfed three times. Then she asked if we could locate a movie "Michael and Alexandria" at Hollywood video. Her shrink recommended it to her. Well, we swung by home, and I looked it up on the net. It's an old Russian film. Then she asked me if I could find a movie about Marie Antionette. I told her I thought Marie was a slut that had her head cut off for having an affair when married to a King. I didn't she did anything remarkable. BUT, Hollywood Video had the movie, and off we went. At Hollywood Video, Michelle asked me if she could rent a movie under my account. I said no, that was a terrible idea. I joke around with the supervisor (Nicole) there alot. Nicole overheard the whole thing, and rented Michelle the video on her own account (which she doesn't use). That act was so incredibly unselfish! I was touched to tears. I told Michelle and Becky that something that nice should not go unrewarded. So, I swung by Albertsons and bought bouquet of flowers. Michelle bought a vase. I gave it to the supervisor, and was almost out of there. Then Michelle talked to the supervisor as if she was responsible for giving the flowers. DAMN! Thursday, June 16, 2005 22:04:26 Typos are expected in this blog. They add character and misunderstanding. Speaking about misunderstanding, Becky told someone about this toy I made for Squirty. Its a rope that has two tennis balls on it...well, here goes the story: Becky said I was playing with my balls in the back yard and my little Squirt hit the fence. What she should have said was: I was playing with my doggie toy. Its a rope with two tennis balls on it. I threw it and Squirt ran after it and hit the wall. But you see, thats the charm about language. You mean one thing, it comes out another. So, how was YOUR dad weird Mikey? I didn't catch that part. My dad positive that UFO's built the pyramids, Atlantis exists, and the Easter Island statues and Stone Henge couldn't have been constructed by us humans. He believes colors can heal (which is partially true), pouring urine in your ear will cure a earache (which is partially true), and we owe our language abilities to aliens (which may be true). Pretty bizarre. Because I listened to my Dad, I question everything I'm told. At least you can contribute your dad's weird email to poor oxygen flow in his brain. That's got to be a consulation. You know its not genetic insanity Thursday, June 16, 2005 19:06:28 Gee, I realized how many typos in my last entry. Howl to the Spelling god and also incorrect words Typing "expect", meaning "accept". Typos, etc. Damn, I am a stupid little Doggy alter ego. On to bigger and better... Damn did I get a weird email from my dad. I sent him an email this week as he had a birthday early June and hen there is father's day coming up. I think the guy has lost it. Great guy, but he is saying weird stuff. Nothing bad, just weird. Howl!! Fix Justin (I know it's Dustin, but I gotta be bad) Have Squirty bite Justin's kaka off. that's make him behave I bet. Also eligible to sing in the Mormon Tabnacle Choir as a soprano. Well, corn is done. Time to go play my horn while reading porn Laer Jimmy... Hi to Ms Rebecca.. Thursday, June 16, 2005 10:33:27 July 12th, I'm going to celebrate my 18,000 birthday. Isn't a more accurate description of a birthday than the number of years a person has lived. LOL. Thursday, June 16, 2005 07:21:43 One child grows up to be, somebody you'd just love to learn And another child grows up to be, somebody you'd just love to burn. Of course, I'm talking about Dustin and Jennifer. Jennifer She's sweet, caring, and intelligent. She listens and deduces. When I throw something at her thats illogical, she laughs, because she knows its supposed to be a joke. Last weekend I told her I'd always be there for her, and I meant it. She seems to have just been born to be a good person. Dustin He's mean and selfish. He doesn't care about anybody but himself. He never listens, so he's impossible to talk too. He laughs when he hits people. Last weekend, I told him he was being a hole. He'd pretend to sleep in the tent until he knew all the camp chores were done. He does everything he can think of to get out of helping anybody. I blew up at him when he called Becky a fool. I blew up at him when he stuck his face in Jennifer's food and asked her if he could have a french fry. I blew up at him when Jennifer, Becky and I were sitting around laughing and he came up, interrupted and tried to get Jennifer to look at a bug. There is nothing going on in Dustin's head. His bodily functions motivate him. He's impossible to love. I kept asking him where he learned that it was okay to behave the way he does, who was his idol? He didn't know, but he said it wasn't Robert. He seems to have been born to be an asshole. Becky Gives without concern for herself. When she tries, she gives 100%. It's rare to hear her say anything bad about anyone. Her love is genuine. She is the person you see. She hides nothing. She never holds a grudge. I can't help but love her. Becky seems to have been born as a helping angel. Spirits Having said the above, I wonder how people who were raised together could turn out to be so different, both angels and assholes. Its thoughts like these that make me want to believe in spirits. Is it reasonable to believe that we were preprogrammed to be what we are? Thursday, June 16, 2005 06:34:17 Who Ever Finds This I Love You! On a quiet street in the city, an old man walks alone. Shuffling through the Autumn afternoon. And the Autumn leaves reminded him another summer's come and gone. He had a long, lonely year ahead, waiting for June. Among the leaves near an orphan's home, some paper caught his eye. He stooped to pick it up with trembling hands. As he read the childish writing, the old man began to cry, 'Cause the words burned inside him like a flame. "Whoever finds this, I love you!" "Whoever finds this, I need you!" "I ain't even got no one to talk to!" "So, Whoever finds this, I love you!" The old man's eyes searched the orphan's home, Where they finally came to rest upon a child with her nose pressed up against the window pane. And the old man knew he'd found a friend at last. So he waved at her and they smiled, and they both knew they'd spend the winter laughing at the rain. And they did spend the summer laughing at the rain, Talking through the fence, exchanging little gifts they'd made for each other. The old man would carve toys for the little girl, and she would draw pictures for him with beautiful ladies surrounded by trees and sunshine, and they laughed alot. But then on the first day of June, the little girl ran to the fence to show the man a picture she had drawn, But he wasn't there. And somehow, the little girl knew he wasn't coming back. So she went back to her little room, took out a crayola and a piece of paper, and wrote: "Whoever finds this, I love you!" "Whoever finds this, I need you!" "I don't even have no one to talk to." "So, whoever finds this, I love you!" -- Mac Davis (1970 something) -- Thursday, June 16, 2005 00:15:54 Twisted logic I grew up hearing my dad say things like: It could be more logical to kill good people than bad people. You may be keeping them from becoming bad. By ruining someones day, you're could be doing them a favor. They'll apreciate the good days more. If you save someones life, you may be hurting them. I think we're all Jesus Christ. I won't even say the positive remarks he made about Hitler. Way out of line. While the above may have a hint of truth in it... its definitely not positive thinking. Wednesday, June 15, 2005 23:45:48 I am so weird, and my plans are so weird. I plan on working until I die, after my retirement. Most people plan on retiring until they die, after they work. I think nobody knows anything about god. Most people think they know everything about god (not you Mikey/Becky). I believe this is life after death. Most believe this is our first time here, and we get another life after we die? I believe all religions are pretty cool until they kill people. Many believe its okay to kill for religion. I also believe 0/0 = 1 All mathematicians think I'm stupid and they're right. I think I'm stupid. LOL! Wednesday, June 15, 2005 23:24:15 What is it with Golden Gods anyway? lol I've heard Platinum is more expensive. At one time, cocoa was more valuable. If people made a graven image of god now, I suppose he/she would be made out of military computer chips or plutonium. hahaha. We got snagged by our Mormon neighbor yesterday. She talks 100 miles an hour and listens at 1 mph, and its mostly about her religion. Matter of fact, two of her fellow Mormons were coming down the road (in ties and white shirts). They almost got hit by a car, and would've had a first hand chance to meet god. Well, she introduced us to them, and tried to get us to attend their church. Ya know, I've done that before, just to check it out. It's nice to keep up. I spend way too much time thinking about religion though. It's a pretty fruitless thoughline. I wouldn't, but, well, we got a letter from Renee yesterday. Christ this, Christ that...she says that every two sentences. Matter of fact, those are her only complete sentences. So sad. She's taking her last class (Algebra B). She says they'll teach her how to write a resuma (thats how she spells it) in her next class. She says Jesus lives, and why don't we let him into our hearts. But if, according to her, he's going to inseminate all the women on this planet, then, I don't want him anywhere near Becky. Wednesday, June 15, 2005 23:16:10 DOG IS ALIVE! That's why I didn't get upset about Robert dumping himm over here. If what Robert told me was correct, then he just needed some cash to give to the shelter. He got paid yesterday and he came through with his promise. And that is a good thing. He said he's planning to save enough money to get a bigger place, then he'll get DOG back. Man, it's nice to relax, after all of that fun...lol I knew Nixon was a Quaker. Scary isn't it, how he was so dependant on spy devices. Wednesday, June 15, 2005 12:36:09 Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy... Better mathematics couldn't explain God at all. Let me tell you why in my humble puppy way, if I may... Mathematicians first agree upon a given set of "standards" These standards provide a concrete means of explaining and measuring something. Since, and without much effort, it would be easy because of people's believes, to find two mathematicians that can not agree on a base line or standard to work from. For example, take me as a Jew. I am religious, but not a fantanic at it, right? But what I do believe, I believe very strongly, right or wrong. For example, Jews will tell you that G-d has no form. A cloud of sorts, which is why Moses got mad when he came down from the mountain with the 10 commandments. They had built a god in the form of a golden cow or some such animal. It could have been a golden human (say Christ), it wouldn't have mattered. Yet, a perfectly normal mormon or just about any form of christian may say that god is in the form of man (Christ?)... Automatically, you have a non-basis to which he (she) and I wouldn't be able to agree. Remember all those discussions at your place when I was there? I nearly got my masters in Math, and hung out with all those PhD professors and we all had a common understanding of what "our math forefounders" had set down as givens and falsehoods. We may not understand why certain things are a certain way (like all the different tempature scales), but we excepted them. Once I became convinced that -4 was a positive non-integer of greater value than +2,303 was doomed to get any further degrees, I flunked out. There are just some things like religion that can not be explained with hard sciences like math or physics. Barking in conclusion... Life is full of "things" such as thoughts and ideas that cannot be easily explained away with science..... Wednesday, June 15, 2005 12:34:27 Sniff. Sniff.. What is the story with D.O.G.? Dead or alive? Did Robert kill D.O.G.? Wednesday, June 15, 2005 05:08:32 Nixon was a Quaker Are you sure you want to meet a Quaker now? HaHa Wednesday, June 15, 2005 00:27:23 Robert came and got D.O.G this morning I forgot to mention, when we got back from Zion, Sonny was here playing with Squirt, and Robert had left D.O.G here. Sonny got mad at Robert when Robert called, which was great! Anyway, Robert brought dog here because he didn't have $10 for Leeds Animal Sanctuary (they don't euthanize animals). We ate at Hush Puppies and watched Darkness. Darkness was a pretty spookie movie, and no movie scares me anymore. I just wish it had an ending. Most movies wrap everything up at the end unless there's a sequel. This one didn't. You'd have to end it with your own imagination. I always like the movies that infer what I've believed for a long time: That god is order, and the devil is chaos (or vice versa). It's too bad math isn't better. A better system of mathematics might be able to describe god. It's also too bad that nothing today would be possible without order and chaos. I was talking to Sonny about man's ability to accomplish anything. I erred. I like to think we can do anything, if not in reality, then in our imaginations. However, I think perfection is impossible. A line will never be straight, a circle will never be round. Everything that comes close will always be flawed on second look. Tuesday, June 14, 2005 16:51:40 OMG...I've gotten so used to ragging on Dustin, I just called Squirt Dustin. Bummer. I looks like Squirt has been chewing on a phone cord. I'm gonna have to put some tobasco on it or something. Shux. Tuesday, June 14, 2005 16:45:02 Becky and I were at the campground, dreaming out loud because there was nothing else to do. I was saying, they should have a pizza delivery place in town. Better yet, wouldn't it be nice to be able to have pizza mailed to an address at a specific date, and it heats up when the box is openned. You could order it from WWW.NETPIZZA.COM in advance, for the whole year! YEA! What Becky gut-laughs at always amazes me. She gut-laughed! Tuesday, June 14, 2005 16:31:15 I didn't know that, but I think the Mormons went west to find freedom from Religious Persecution They found a great spot too. Me, and not to sound discriminatory, I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. Most every religion I've read about, freaks me out in one way or another. (I was telling Dustin about the cows in India sleeping in bedrooms, lol). Oh, and there's Ground Hog Day, founded by the indians who thought their ancestors were reincarneted into the body's of ground hogs...like I said, freaky. We were stuck at a rock slide in Dixie National Forest. I got out and talked to this Mormon Missionary dude. He was an older guy, wearing name tag, and he explained that he was staying at a Mormon Missin near Virgin Utah. I was thinking, ok...here we go...here comes a sermon about how god wants me to part my hair in the middle or something, but he was very nice. He didn't mention one word after religion after he introduced himself. Instead, he talked about the weather, and his son who lived in Vegas, was a masseuse, and now lives in Texas with a rich lady he massaged. Very cool. I'd like to get to know some Quakers for a change though. I'd think they'd be fun to hang around. No phone no lights no motor cars, not a single luxory...like Gilligan's Island with a handfull of Mary Anns. YEA! Tuesday, June 14, 2005 11:54:48 Oh.. Zionist were ones who, in the late 1800s, pushed for the establishment of the state of Israel... SO, did they come from Zion Nat'l Park? Tuesday, June 14, 2005 11:50:36 Bark... Yes, funny how with a minor event, things could change. If Justin (remember, I also get names a tad bit off) had rerouted the water in the LV valley, the huge gambling mega would be in Utah and LV would actually be beautiful. (Taking nothing away from the Red Rock and Mt. Charleston area.) Let me know when you've got pictures loaded... Oh, and I suppose I should FINALLY download the pics I took at Dinneyland in April to publish and share with you and Miss. Rebecca. Back to work. Will bark at you again later. Got to get back to work. Tuesday, June 14, 2005 07:04:07 Hey Mikey!!! I wanted to say Zion is God's country But then I'd be tempted to say which God...lol. I think I heard Zion means heaven in Mormoneze. It took the Virgin River 260,000,000 years to etch it Zion out with its sandy waters. An interesting thought is, that if Dustin were around back when it started, he might have pushed all kinds of stuff in the trickling stream. That could have changed its course and it could have ended up in NEVADA instead of UTAH. The Las Vegas desert might have been pretty. LOL. Tuesday, June 14, 2005 09:32:17 Nature did a great job developing Zion as with Mesquite... Personally as a Dog's AE (Alter Ego), I think Mesquite looks better than Zion. BARK!! Now, let's get real... In reality, I was just kidding about Mesquite... Zion is one very beautiful place. Nature did it's job there just fine, thank you... You get pictures? Enquiring minds need to know... Howl and out for now... Bark, Howl and sniff. Monday, June 13, 2005 21:20:33 Zion National Park was GREAT!!! It's beautiful up there. The desert comes alive with some many colors. Combinations of colors that I've never even thought of, are there. We saw elk, buffalo, cows, horses, wild turkeys, lizards, thousand foot monoliths and cathedrals. It was amazing. The trees were beatiful too: Aspen, cedar, pine and joshua. There was lots of Prickly pear, flowers that were incredible, and painted birds. Saturday, June 11, 2005 05:33:40 I've got to say, I'm so grateful for giving myself time off. I've had time to think about all of the things I never had time think about before. I know what life is and what its about now. I know what we are and why we are here. I also know now why I can't tell anybody. What I'm about to say isn't meant to be an insult, its an observation. Most of the people on this planet are insane. Its obvious in most of the people that I see everyday. Irrational Fears Almost everyone has them. Fear of: elevators, escalators, cats, dogs, insects, death, life, sex, honesty, the dark, public places, speaking in groups, flying, being seen naked, being fired, moving, even using the wrong fork. Most of these fears are based on concepts, not observation. Irrational Beliefs Most people believe in things that can't be disproven. That is insane. Most believe we have a heart, a soul, and a spirit even though it can't be proven. The definition changes with each person you talk too. There's only definition though. That definition can be found in the dictionary. Most believe that spirits, ghosts, demons, and witches exists, even if it is the imagination that created them. Many believe in magic when they've been fooled by trickery. Irrational Barriers Most believe there are things we can't accomplish. Most believe we are victims of fate and not the designers of it. 150 years ago, people believed that everything that's happening now, was impossible. If one of those people had a vision of a future like our present, they would be insane. All the barriers, all those people who said that man can't fly, were insane. After 10,000 years, we should have learned that anything can be accomplished. I think the real trick of life is to know people's frailties and to exploit them. That is, if you want more toys than your neighbor. I've noticed most con artist redefine commonly used words to suit their purpose. EG: That's not a knife...this is a knife. LOL. I was thinking of using peoples fears to get a job in Florida, simply by pursuading the president of a company to make a phone call to the hiring agent. Simple ways to exploit people In hospitals: Tell the head nurse you're a relative of someone staying there and they'll let you see that person. At the DMV: Show them a library card and and a birth certificate you printed. At the library: Show them a bill you printed. On the phone: Tell people you are a police investigator for the 5th precinct. Or ask questions to get indirect answers, eg: if you want to know if someone works at a place, don't ask if they work there, ask if you can leave a message; usually the person will tell you where to leave the message at. I've got to get back into hoops. I want to market this device that I've invented. I need to brush up on a few things that I've never dabbled in before. I need to create a demand, then create a supply. I need to have everything lined up before I take any public action so there's no chance of competition. Just like scam, I need to get in and get out. This should be a fun project. Saturday, June 11, 2005 05:11:44 Uh oh...we went to bed at midnight, but I woke up at 2:30. I was kind of bummed out about my log software not working, so I read faqs.1and1.com to find out where to put my Access database. The permissions for where they said to put it wasn't set up, so I had to find out how to do that! Then, finally, I had to change the programs affected (which was easy) and copy them to the website. Now, though, its 5:10am in the morning. I've slept 2.5 hours. I'll be lucky if I remember today at all. If anybody would like to check out this new log software, it's on lvdude.com, Click on Log. Once again, its in the beta stage. I'm not sure how much I like storing the log's text in an access database. I've been burned before by using a database technology that became obsolete. I kept my dairy from the 80's in a Pascal database. My old software still runs, but I can't convert the database to anything else. Its was a new technology in 1982. hmmm. What to do? Plus, access keeps every table in one file. That's not good. If I want to add a column to the User file, I have to copy the all the tables to my PC, add the column, then copy it back to the web. Friday, June 10, 2005 23:32:23 We're off for Zion National Park tommorrow at 8am. From here, it's a three hour drive. The truck's all packed except for the camera, ice chest, laptops and movies (we're roughing it). I finished my new Log software using ASP, VBScript, and Access, however... I posted it to my site, and my software reads the mdb file just fine, but it won't update it for some reason. It's a mighty fine system I slapped together, well, actually, I hacked if from someone elses code. I took out 90% of the code by simplifying it. Its much easier to understand now, and its got 4 programs instead of 12. The code is smaller. It even has a word like editor, and it can update log entries unlike this software. But, it doesn't work on my server. Awwwwe shucks! ;( Friday, June 10, 2005 23:28:39 Boston Cream Pie Yum...hehe. I think I said that wrong. It should be Bawstin. Sonny called. He read my blog. Especially the part where I was upset about my air conditioner. He said I sounded like I hate alot. Well, I hate spending money on repetitive things, like light bulbs that are designed to blow every three months. And I really hated that the manufacturer hung my AC's fan upside down from a fan cage, but they were too cheap to put lock washers on it. If that fan came all the way off, it could have started a fire, and at the very least, it would have destroyed my AC unit's housing. That's what I was made about, being constantly bilked. Friday, June 10, 2005 05:00:42 Three gawls followed by a dog yawn and a sneeze You know what gets me about Grandmal is that she is just totally clueless. Not that she's just got a blind spot about one single issue. Possible phone call Headhunter called me Thursday about a contract to hire in Basten, MA area. That is something I'd really like alot better than what I've got if I am going to be stuck on the lousy "right" (East) coast. So, I put you down as a reference Jimmy. He asked for two names, and he got four. One of them might be hard to reach. Just one thing. He thinks I am still at Northrop. So, please play along. Well, the corn is cooked, so.... I have to go play my horn before the music gets torn... Thursday, June 09, 2005 14:25:14 Ain't this just a crazy world? Grandma wanted us to watch after Dustin and Jennifer. Jennifer got off early because it was her last day of school. The logic eludes me. Its okay for her to walk home from school by her self, but its not okay for her to be at home by herself, even if Dustin's there. Hmmmm. Guess I'm crazy. Picked up Jennifer and Dustin Coming home, I was talking about what we should bring again. Somehow, Dustin said everybody has pork chops in their refrigerator. I asked these guys what else is in everybody's fridge. I heard cookies, bread, ham, cheese and cokes...LOL. I asked Becky to make Hot Wings. She made oven roasted wings. It was taking forever, so I fried some hot wings which took about 10 minutes. This is what I keep wondering, why do people ever oven roast wings? They're gooey, not crisp, they take 30 minutes to an hour to cook, and generally stick to everything they touch. Hmmmm? Wednesday, June 08, 2005 14:27:42 Bark... Bark... Bark...With an occasional Howl... It was Sue Ellen's (JR's wife) sister so some such relation who shot JR. She and JR apparently were fooling around behind Sue Ellen's back, and she got upset over his cheating on her sister. And the way he treated her during their fun making. A moment in Television history... That show was, and specially that particular episode. Will howl at you again later today. Hopefully. Wednesday, June 08, 2005 09:02:52 Who shot JR? I'm serious...I never got to see that episode of "DALLAS". I doubt that Bobby did it. It was either Barnes or his wife. I got called in that Friday night to work on the Race/Sports book system. Oh, those breastesessss at Hooters could make an inmate knock his cell door down with no hands. Phew. This one trainee, who was blonde, beautiful and ditsy fascinated me. She'd walk around following her trainer waitress, with her arm up, and her hand dangling. I never could figure out why women and gay men do that. If she had two arms up/hands dangling, she'd remind me of a dog begging. WHAT IS THAT??? Wednesday, June 08, 2005 11:13:05 Ewing Brothers Towing - Based out of Dallas TX by any chance? Bobby and J.R. Ewing.... Get it Jimmy, from '80s prime time television on Friday nights. BTW. It was really me who shot JR. And I had to bitch about crabshell and Shrimp peeling left overs You bring me no waitress from Hooters. Now I am really hurt. So you really liked what you saw, ah... Dirty minded Jimmy. But that's great. Better that than be not interested. Howl!!! Tuesday, June 07, 2005 20:32:15 I got a letter from Ewing Brothers Towing They found Sonny's car in North Town all stripped down. Why anyone would strip down a 92 Dodge Shadow, I'll never know. There was next to nothing in that car. Anything can happen in North Town though. I always said, if a person had a terminal disease and a great life insurance policy, they should just walk down D street. They'd walk maybe 2 blocks before someone killed them. Its wild there. Tuesday, June 07, 2005 20:16:49 Hey, we meant too, but we ATE them...lol We just got back from HOOTERS. What a wonderful place that is! They have great prices and great food. WHAT A GREAT PAIR! The waitresses were all knocker outs, and apparently they are trained to clean the table when you sit down. She asked me if I wanted a drink, and I told her I just had a shot. Tuesday, June 07, 2005 12:38:08 BARK!!! And no doggie bag for me from Joe's Crab Shack? I like crabshells and pellings from jumbo shrimp. And you guys didn't bring me any!!! How mean!!!! Monday, June 06, 2005 22:04:08 We ate at Joes Crab Shack tonight. It was my turn to treat. It was EXCELLENT! I had the fishermans platter, Becky had the Steak and Scampi, Sonny had the Fish Platter. We all shared the stuffed mushrooms (which was only OK). Good times. 100 mph talking. Lots of fun. Monday, June 06, 2005 21:59:25 Sonny, Becky and I went to Frys. I wanted to buy a kilowatt meter. But, it turns out the only ones that seem to exists are the Power Company's. So, tell me, how exactly do you know if your power meter is calibrated correctly? I think my meter is wrong, but how do I prove it, if nobody sells a kilowatt/hour power meter. What a joke!!! A guy a Radio Shack suggested I invent one. Wow. I'd almost think it would be a standard function on any digital meter. Everything needed is already there, except for the readout. They measure measure amps and volts. Watt measuring would only be a logical addition. Well, I'm weird. Who would ever question their power company's meter (except for me). Monday, June 06, 2005 21:58:37 I'm not a fig plucker or a fig plucker's son. But I'll pluck figs till the fig plucking's done. hehe Monday, June 06, 2005 15:16:25 Becky just talks so CUTE! Last night she said something about japenos, however, the way the pronounced it sounded lik hollowpena. I asked her how you say two them and she said, two hollow penises. Becky told Roberts friends about how I was playing with my balls in the back yard, and how when I'd throw them, my little Squirt would hit the fence. Anyway, Becky's always saying things that just make me laugh my ass off. I am so lucky to be me. I so happy for what I've got. Monday, June 06, 2005 00:55:58 Today didn't go as planned, but it'll make a good yesterday. I over slept. We went to Grandmals at 4pm, ate dinner, and chatted. Some things came up. I explained how Becky's ex's sexual desires caused her to lose her husband, her kids, and her security. And the courts were now going to make her a criminal. And how Grandmal is helping them do just that. And that that's just about as low as people can get. I said Becky's husband was lower than pond scum. I didn't mention I thought she was too. I don't think she understood, but I think she wanted too. She suggested Becky work at Savers. I explained to her that Becky would be making minimum wage if she did that. The courts would take 25% of the gross, which would leave her $4 an hour. Taxes on the gross would another take 20%, which would leave her $2.90 an hour. That's $110 a week, or $22 a day. Lunch and busfare would eat that up another another $50 a week, which would put Beckyat making $1.25 an out. So what be the point? Grandma kicked her daughter out for doing all the things that she is doing right now. Becky needed her brother's help and so does her Mom. She kicked her out for doing exactly what she's doing, not walking her kids to school. She became Becky's second biggest enemy by her greed and lack of caring. She thinks she did it for God. She is so screwed up. If her son died, she'd be homeless. We ended up at Roberts house on the other side of town. He wants to fix up his truck to make a couple of $1,000. I hope he does. He'll make money for both and himself. I talked to his roommates. It was so nice having a conversation with normal people. I didn't get interrupted. We swapped jokes and told stories. We shared honesty. It's so nice to know real people still exists out there. I've been wallowing in with the sub normal people for four years now. An example of a subnormal person: A fellow who was sleeping on the floor at Roberts house, said he was going to marry his pregnant girlfriend. He didn't own a car. He didn't want to get up to go job hunting. He thinks he is a normal guy. To me, the next step down is eating out of a dumpster and begging at the freeway exits. I've met dozens of people like this. They're all low. They think low. Some would even tell Becky to should get a job at Savers for minimum wage. Sunday, June 05, 2005 07:55:57 Now, lets see...what will today bring? Which future shall we choose to call our past? 5pm - We are invited to Grandmals for a steak out 2pm - We are invited to Robert's for a steak out Hmmm. Decisions, decisions Robert and Joy didn't have the kids over last night and they didn't call to let us know. Robert was planning a BBQ 8 people. Somehow, I think he's decided to cancel without telling us. I'll just have to call him I guess. Grandmal sounded tentative about us coming over. Nothing really sounded definite. We should run over to Robert's new place to visit, and give him some kind of house warming present. He's about 40 minutes away, so that's going to take a minumum of an hour and twenty minutes out of the day. We should go to Grandmals BBQ It's always annoying though. Paul runs in, wolfs down the food in 20 seconds then leaves. I don't know if that's just he does or if he can't stand us. About Robert's truck: Grandmal was talking about how Paul was going to have to sell the house to pay his bills. Oh, that is so annoying to hear that. He want's to kill the golden goose for a turkey sandwich. According to Grandmal, Paul is having to pay for Robert's truck. Lets explore the possibilities: - He does nothing. He be pays $400 a month for 4 more years, and he'll own junk. - He sells the house/pays off the truck. He'll live in an apartent and own junk. - He refinances the house. He says he can't do that. hmmm. - He finishes Robert's truck and sells it as a low-rider. He thinks finishing it will cost $1,000's. I think it will cost him 1 payment. I also think he could get Robert to finish it. - He calls the financer and tells them he can't make the payments and they repo it. That would blemish his credit record, but according to him, he can't even refinance his house with $80,000 equity in it. - He parks the truck downtown, rolls down the window and leaves the keys in it. Then later, hereports it as stolen. He'd lose his deductable. The loan would be squared up. He'd be in the clear. - I get the keys from Robert, repark the truck, and leave the keys in it. Right now, no one would know if it was gone anyway. The case would be closed. Saturday, June 04, 2005 16:51:48 I fixed Grandmals sliding glass door. Nobody sells the rollers for the door anymore SO, I had to repair the old ones with what I could dig up from Lowes. Cost: $1.96. Not bad...but it took 2 hours. Those doors come apart when you take any of the corners off. Becky and I had to reset the door. Watched Electra with Jennifer and Dustin It's really a pretty good movie. Jimmy Liked It! Friday, June 03, 2005 15:12:07 I shouldn't be doing it, but while I'm in limbo, I'm playing with ADO and ASP. It's pretty cool, however, I could never do it without an example. Things like: - Set adoCon = Server.CreateObject("ADODB.Connection") - xx = "DRIVER={Microsoft Access Driver (*.mdb)}; DBQ=" & Server.MapPath("journal.mdb") - adoCon.Open xx - adoCon.Open "SELECT tblConfiguration.* From tblConfiguration;", xx I don't know, to me, just trying to figure out the 'Microsoft Access Driver' thingy would take me two days. If just one word is mispelled anywhere, nothing at all works. There are no compilers so you may find some typing errors at during run time. It still think good old Cobol was the best looking IO ever. If they'd only modified it for SQL, it would have gone far. I would have done it like this: - OPEN MyTable File is "access.mdb/tblConfiguration" - Start MyTable Where "myId = :myId". - Read MyTable. And let the operating system figure out the details. Thats what computers are for, to test, calculate and remember. Programmers should concentrate on what they want to do, not how. At least, that's always been my philosophy. Friday, June 03, 2005 15:06:55 Renee wrote a letter. My my, her spelg is soe baad. My friend in Singapore can write better English as a second languages. Renee hopes to finish hi skewl reel sune. I should quit picking on her, but if she graduates from high school, are high school graduates will be demeaned, and the certificate will mean nothing. Friday, June 03, 2005 15:02:40 My system installed in 10 minutes. Without the valve, though. When I get the valve, it should only add 10 minutes to the install. 2 screws for the access panel, run a line to the valve, done. The main deterrent to this project is ME! I'm overweight. Not fat, but definitely not skinny. I've gotta do something about that. Right now, I'm eating some stir fry, lol. Thursday, June 02, 2005 21:57:25 I've got my prototype started. Finding the little pieces can be a nightmare though. We went to Lowes to find the gadgets. Spent $40, and still, we don't have everything. We need a 1/4" solenoid valve, not a 1" or a 3/4", those are way too big! I'm thinking for someplace that sells ice maker parts. They'd have something like that. I downloaded someones version of Blog software. Its written using ASP and Access sheesh, the basic design does what mine does, right down to the preview, subheader, and a few other things. I was really surprised. If I didn't know any better, I'd say I stole my design from that author. Anyway, my blog looks 1,000,000 times better, I think. Wednesday, June 01, 2005 18:54:07 The design has already mutated. I'm putting one in tommorrow for around $20. Using a drip system composed of: - 100' x (1/4" od, .197" id line) $10 - 5 x (1/4" 5gph @ 40psi misters) $5 - 1 x 1/4" x 3/4" hose thread swivel compression adapter $3 - 10 x 1/4" barbed tees - 10 x 1/4" barbed couplers - clamps - Inline sprinkler head valve (24v AC) A few details have to be worked out, but, I should have stats by Friday afternoon. BTW - Has anybody ever noticed how screwed up the power meter reader is. It's a mess. It has 6 clocklike hands, every other one going in a different direction. So strange! Wednesday, June 01, 2005 17:14:03 I was right, BTW. Typically, a water cooled condenser can shave 50% off of operating costs. Seer Units claim to save 25% to 50% power consumption. Their design is simular to what I have on paper. A water tower is required for units > 250 tons. However, the usage in domestic housing is almost non-existant. Units are out there in the 2-5 ton range. My idea, is a module that attaches to an existing unit. When I make mine, it shouldn't cost more than $50. On the website I was reviewing Toolbase, they use an integrated version. Water is sprayed on the coils (which I may do at first). This is what they say: The key elements of the unit include multiple low-pressure water nozzles that spray a mist of water over the condenser coils to remove heat after the refrigerant is compressed. Water temperature can be maintained at about 10° F over wet bulb via heat absorbed through evaporation, which is then removed via a fan on top of the unit. Unlike air cooled units, which lose in the range of 25 percent of their rated efficiency at temperatures exceeding 100° F relative to their SEER rating, the efficiency of an evaporative water cooled unit has a minimal drop. In the past, evaporative cooled condenser units were used only in commercial applications. Now one manufacturer has a model that is designed specifically for the residential market. I can improve on their design already. Their design continually pumps water onto the coils. Mine will simply tie into the Condenser Fan wiring (with two snaps and a clamp, LOL) and use the existing basin. Nothing says there even has to be a pump by the way. It could be a water sprinkler system valve. That way, it could be easily adjusted. A typical Las Vegas swamp cooler will lose 2 to 8 gallons of water day. The water is recycled, but that causes alkali build up and pump failure. Wednesday, June 01, 2005 15:08:36 That idea, may be worth investing in. $200,000,000 total savings a month to Las Vegas homeowners seems significant. Hmmm. When I say it like that, I'm thinking investors would be interested in what I've got to say. I need to build and test a prototype. My house is perfect for a test run. I also need current statistics to predict a more realistic savings. Wednesday, June 01, 2005 14:40:11 Bouncing around with those Air Conditioner thoughts in my head. I'm theorizing that a swamp cooled a/c could save 75% in power consumption. To prove it, I'll monitored A/C usage from 8am to 8am using my thermostats statistices at say a setting of 76 degrees. Then I'll repeat the test with water trickling over the A/C's condensor coils. If it works, the next test would be to replace the expensive condensor fan on A/C unit with a smaller one. Here's the real problem though: how would I market it? FEAR would keep me from selling the device. I don't have a patent, the idea has already been patented I'm sure. I'd be infringing on someone elses rights. The power company would hate it, A/C repair people would hate it, less repairs....on and on. I would fear what the greedy people would do to me. In my mind, the installation costs would be $500 per unit, and that's excessive. I should be able to do it to my unit for $50 with 1 garden hose, 1 sump pump, and whatever swamp cooler pads cost. I could duct tape 2 pads on the side (my unit blows upward, and the coils are on the side), then run perferated water tubing along the topside of the pads (just like in a swamp cooler). The pump could be wired directly to the condenser fan's motor (before the start/run cap). The swamp for the unit is already in place in the unit. I'd just need to install the water level valve (whatever you call it) in the side of the unit. Imagine saving Las Vegas homeowners $200,000,000 a month! My setup would be ugly, but, if I could reduce my electric bills this summer by $300 a month, it would be worth it. I know my unit costs $3,200 a year because I've put it's usage in a spreadsheet. Now, imaging 1,000,000 houses saving $200 a month this summer! Doesn't that work out to $200,000,000 in Vegas alone? Wow. Wednesday, June 01, 2005 13:38:37 Oh...Thanks Mikey Instead of creating a whole slew of monthly blogs, I create them on demand. Apparently, you found that out! :) Thanks dude. Woke up this morning to the thundering sound of my air conditioner on the fritz. Looking through my notes, I noticed paid $3,800 for a new compressor three years ago. It had a one year warrantee. Wow. What can you do? Anyway, being an ex-AC repair guy and knowing about everything you can know about those simple, but incredibly badly designed machines, I climbed up on the roof. The fan came off. It unscrewed itself. WHY THEY DON'T COME WITH LOCK WASHERS on the vibrating nuts, I'll never know. I took the damned thing apart and screwed the fan back in. Notes on Air Conditioners - Why do engineers build them with their heads in their ass? - Okay, my exhaust fan faces skyward. Thats dumb. The electicals in the motor catches rainfall. Sure, heat goes up, but its on a hot roof. The air is goes up! It's a perfect system for catching water and accumulating it in your AC Unit. If the drain is clogged, and they always are, the unit fills up with water. - Compressors should never fail and freon should never leak. When is the last time you had your refrigerator recharged...I'd bet you NEVER HAVE. A/C units have valves installed that always leak. That is the only place they can leak. Hence, you get that $200 bill for a recharge every two years. Compressors are in an enclosed environment. The oil is in the freon. Nothing can get in there, except for when someone shoots some air in there while recharging it with the freon. This is done so often too. The AC guy forgets to purge his lines before putting freon in, and air is in the lines. Moisture will cause damage if injected in the A/C's enclosed system. It freezes, causing a blockage, then the compressor eventually slugs, overheats and blows. - Heat pumps cost next to nothing. They are a reversing valve that is activated by the heat control's low voltage. They simply reverse the functions of the coils. You would think they would be in every air conditioner in the country, but many of the A/C's have heat strips in them. They are essentially a short circuit that creates heat through an overloaded series of wires. Very expensive to operate, very dangerous, and very stupid. The engineer was dropped on his head when he was a baby I guess. The ancient technology of freon free cooling has finally hit the shelves. It's been around forever. Using electricity passing through diffent metals, that meet at a junction creates a hot and cold spot before that junction. But, now you see the chips in auto refrigerators and they a clunky at best. My travel trailer's refrigerator had no moving parts, just like your great grandfathers refrigerator. These are operated on an ammonia based system. They use heat, to cool. Your great grandfather probably used a candle in his fridge to keep it cold. These refrigerators never go bad. They just need to be kept level. The cost is cheaper than a hot water heater to operate. My travel trailer's fridge ran on gas. The latest craze in Vegas is to use swamp coolers. They do cost less, but a swamp cooler only cools 10 degrees from the outside air. Air Conditioners cool 15 degrees from the inside air. On the outside coils, you'll see a drop of thirty degrees between the inside of the coil and the outide of the coil. If energy wasn't lost due to friction, the inside would cool 30 degrees. Here's my point (finally): If water was run over the outside coils, like its run through a swamp coolers mesh, it would increase the coils efficiency by a 15 degrees drop. That translates into an enormous energy savings. Increasing the depth of the pan under the outside fan, installing a swampcooler water valve and a pump costs around $30 to do. Here in Vegas, it would save $100's per month, per household. THE CASINOS/HOTELS DO THAT HERE. The system used to be called a water tower. If people weren't so damned greedy, the world could have enormous amounts of energy and food. But I see it all around us, GREED! These devices are designed to break. Engineers build failure points in their devices for the maintenance profits. They build a crappy car, sell it, then work on it the rest of their life, rather than building a great one, then building something even better. There's no money in making light bulbs that don't burn out. Wednesday, June 01, 2005 10:11:14 E/m=c2 Testing.... |
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