The Life and Times of Jim |
Hi, there. I'm Jim. Welcome to my phlog! This site was written for Las Vegas, then LouisVille. Now, it seems to be about anywhere. In these phlogs, you'll see a lot of my personal notes and pictures. I like to post my observations here to remember life and celebrate it. I'm not religious. I don't pray for good fortune. I'm ecstatically grateful for the gift of life and I think our time should be remembered and not taken for granted. I'm not a writer. I think pictures tell stories so much better than words. I love just about everything in this life, and, I guess that would have to include you. So, if you've seen me, don't be surprised if your picture is in here somewhere. Of all the critters, people are absolutely the most interesting. |
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06/12/2008 05:33:26 jim Vegas Jessicas Birth - 2008/06/12 | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
06/12/2008 05:32:12 jim Vegas,NV-JessicasBirth-Sonny | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
06/12/2008 05:19:30 jim Vegas Jessicas Birth - 2008/06/12 | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
06/12/2008 05:13:16 jim Vegas,NV-Jessicas Birth-Sonny | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
06/11/2008 03:39:28 jim Vegas,NV-JessicasBirth | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
06/10/2008 03:39:28 jim Vegas Jessicas Birth - 2008/06/10 | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
06/08/2008 15:27:42 jim Solana,CA-Fair Dancers | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
06/08/2008 15:26:44 jim Solinas Street Fair | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
06/07/2008 03:40:48 jim Special Want Ads | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! Free Puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. Free Puppies: Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. Found Dirty White Dog: Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward. Cows, Calves: Never bred. Also 1 gay bull for sale. Nordic Track: $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. Georgia Peaches: California grown - 89 cents/lb. Joining Nudist Colony: Must sell washer and dryer $300. Wedding Dress For Sale: Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. For Sale By Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.. |
06/07/2008 03:16:27 jim Does everything have a gender in Spanish? | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. I wonder if Spanish people ever know who deems things male or female. hmmmm....diccionario de los llebster? |
05/30/2008 22:31:45 jim Sorry about this site being quiet | Fri |||||||||||||||||||
I've been putting in some long hours and things have been pretty hectic since we've moved. I'll get back into the phlog groove once I've gotten Unix down pat, and things wind back down to their normal level of insanity. It feels so strange...to have lived in high rises for almost an entire year. And now, we're living in a nice hotel for who knows how long. Love y'all n bgood. |
05/29/2008 20:23:16 jim San Diego, CA - 5 Hours from Vegas | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
05/29/2008 19:48:06 jim San Diego Vista | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
05/29/2008 19:46:18 jim Coronado Island | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
05/28/2008 19:15:58 jim Ocean Side - Sunset | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
05/28/2008 19:14:56 jim Ocean Side Walkway | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
05/26/2008 16:55:52 jim More La Jolla Beach Pix | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
05/26/2008 14:45:58 jim La Jolla Beach | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
05/21/2008 21:32:08 jim San Diego - Downtown | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
05/20/2008 18:21:22 jim La Jolla Beach | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
05/19/2008 18:44:00 jim Homestead,PA-Shops | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
05/19/2008 17:47:34 jim Homestead,PA-RedHotBlueBBq | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
05/19/2008 17:15:04 jim Pittsburgh,PA-Downtown | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
05/18/2008 14:50:18 jim San Diego | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
05/18/2008 14:17:18 jim La Jolla Beach | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
05/17/2008 18:47:10 jim Embassy Suites - La Jolla | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
05/16/2008 17:01:12 jim Things have changed in Vegas | Fri |||||||||||||||||||
05/16/2008 16:57:12 jim Vegas,NV-SharonSheppard | Fri |||||||||||||||||||
05/16/2008 09:33:18 jim Wexford,PA-Apt-Rain | Fri |||||||||||||||||||
05/15/2008 08:23:51 jim Vegas,NV-Gabriel-Sonny,Mustang | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
05/14/2008 08:41:42 jim Weed,CA- | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
05/13/2008 21:01:18 jim GrantsPass,OR-I5 Stop | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
05/13/2008 19:33:36 jim Eugene,OR | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
05/13/2008 17:38:50 jim Portland,OR-SkyTram-I5 | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
05/13/2008 17:34:06 Jim Portland Oregon | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
05/13/2008 17:27:28 jim Portland Oregon | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
05/13/2008 17:27:16 jim Portland,OR-bridge | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
05/12/2008 19:06:49 jim Best Headlines from 2007: | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says - Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over - Miners Refuse to Work after Death - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant - War Dims Hope for Peace - If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile - Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures - Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide - Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges - Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge - New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group - Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft - Kids Make Nutritious Snacks - Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half - Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors - Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead |
05/12/2008 04:08:24 jim 13, 13, 13 | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some moron poked me in the eye with a stick ! Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'... |
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