The Life and Times of Jim |
Hi, there. I'm Jim. Welcome to my phlog! This site was written for Las Vegas, then LouisVille. Now, it seems to be about anywhere. In these phlogs, you'll see a lot of my personal notes and pictures. I like to post my observations here to remember life and celebrate it. I'm not religious. I don't pray for good fortune. I'm ecstatically grateful for the gift of life and I think our time should be remembered and not taken for granted. I'm not a writer. I think pictures tell stories so much better than words. I love just about everything in this life, and, I guess that would have to include you. So, if you've seen me, don't be surprised if your picture is in here somewhere. Of all the critters, people are absolutely the most interesting. |
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Saturday, April 30, 2005 23:23:02 <Jim> We just got back in from Arizona! We went to Boulder Dam. The place can be very pretty at night! I experimented with my new camera and took some time exposures. They are just tooooo cool. Saturday, April 30, 2005 20:28:54 <Jim> It's funny, to have company, and to feel all alone. Everyone is playing on their laptops. Is this what the world is coming to? People in their own introverted worlds, socializing with people they'll never meet, playing games with people across the world. It's both a wonderful, and pathetic testiment to the times we live in. Saturday, April 30, 2005 19:53:09 <Jim> Dustin, Jennifer, Robert, Joy and Amy hung out today. We trudged through a game of Pachisi. I had to ream Joy out for abusing our cell phone. Man, I still can't get over that, 1,600 minutes for one month. Anyway, it was a very simple day, the kind people would find in heaven, but we had it on Earth instead. Friday, April 29, 2005 21:48:42 <Jim> What is it with WEED WHACKERS Yesterday, Becky and I picked up a new weed whacker. My old one kept getting the string tangled. Every weed whacker I've ever owned, gets the string tangled! We spent 2 hours weed whacking the backyard and front yard. The brand new weed whacker's string got snagged 10 minutes after whacking. After spending a half an hour digging through my tools to loosen the factory tight string assembly, I recoiled the string. I got to whack for another 10 minutes. Now I know it must have been a wonderful idea at first: a blade that never needs sharpenning But this blade cost $10 for 30 feet. I used half of that yesterday! That's the cost of a happy meal, and at 49, I'd rather be eating than whacking! Friday, April 29, 2005 18:51:25 <Jim> I'm going to another wedding. Ashley Allred's getting married July 4th!!! Yahoo! She's a blast! Her wedding reception will be at 4817 Primes Ct at 6pm. Ashley and I talked about people and their prejudices. We ended up joking about how people would react if our skin was actually colored instead of shades of brown. What if people were the color of M&M's. Would we have enslaved and freed the Brown ones? Would a Blue and Green couple, with a Yellow baby, be shunned? Would there be signs on the bus telling all Red people to sit in back? We, as people, have always been InSaNe! Friday, April 29, 2005 21:47:26 <Squirty's alter-ego> He's a really a nice guy for being from the wrong end of KY What can I say? I get a kick out of his accent... Friday, April 29, 2005 17:32:05 <Jim> Those guys in Eastern Kentucky are hicks! They drink corn squeezins, moonshine, raccoon peeess... I grew up in Western Kentucky where we drank Pabst Blue Ribbon...the King of Beers! Called King, cause it stank, cause Kings don't take baths, cause they had no indoor plumbing in their castles. Bbbbbbbbbbbwaaaahahaha! Friday, April 29, 2005 07:18:53 <Squirty's alter-ego> BARK....... HOWL... Friday, April 29, 2005 07:15:29 <Squirty's alter-ego> One of the guys at my job is fairly fresh from eastern KY... Has the thick KY accent. Looks and walks like a hillbilly Thinks Puducah is a big city But he is a really nice guy... Thursday, April 28, 2005 22:54:40 <Jim> Why does bottled water have an expiration date on it? Isn't all water on earth 4 billion years old? Do they put something in the water that makes it go bad? If so, WHY? Or is there something we should know about the plastic bottle? "Curious Minds" wants to know... Thursday, April 28, 2005 22:46:22 <Jim> Imagine the universe exploding and collapsing. Now imagine it happening in one minute. Like every controlled experiment, the next result would be simular to the previous. Now, imagine our universe has expanded and collapsed trillions of times. Finally, imagine each expansion happenning 20 times in 1 minute. Wouldn't it look like a Jelly Fish...? lol! Thursday, April 28, 2005 19:42:18 <Jim> Pat Hill submitted me to Fifth Third Bank too. I'm hoping for the best there. As far as Raymond James goes, I never heard back from Michelle. I left her a message to not submit my resume and that worked out to be a mistake, maybe. Thursday, April 28, 2005 19:38:00 <Jim> Picky Picky Picky! Remember when it was a programmers market? Just like all markets, ours got flooded somehow. I suppose it has something with people learning how to program in high school. It's hard to believe they would not consider you because you consult. They must want to beat the shit out of a salaried person...hahaha. I worked this one Air Conditioning job for less than minimum wage. It would have been a decent salary except they worked me 6 days a week, 12 hours a day. Nabs, Bank of America and Caesars did that to me too! Thursday, April 28, 2005 21:02:59 <Squirty's alter-ego> Headhunters I never liked Catino. R1 is a group of lazy jerks. Even Sweet Michelle has been losing her innocent ways. I'd love to get you in somewhere. Pat Hill submitted me for Third Five Bank here in FL but they didn't like all my contracting history, so they passed on me. Thursday, April 28, 2005 10:55:50 <Jim> I just added a couple of buttons to help with formatting. Check Preview if you use them to see the results. This is a Subheader. This is its details This is Info This is its details It should work with Keep Layout checked or unchecked. Thursday, April 28, 2005 08:26:40 <Jim> Here's the problem I have with Headhunters Don Catino This man says he's going to submit my resume but he never does to my knowledge. He finally told me that he wasn't submitting my resume to Tandem Cobol shops because I didn't have recent experience on Tandem. From the job hunter's respective, he's as worthless as tits on a boar. Resource I Michelle has been straight with me, but I haven't gotten anywhere with her. Results matters. With Michelle, I've had none. I feel like I'm burning my hand on a stove. Headhunters from India Most of my phone interviews have come from resumes submitted through these people. They find me in Dice. It could be that the headhunters from India are better at what they do. They don't seem to care about the American Headhunter ethics. They try to get results based on quantity, not quality. When I used to actually look for jobs, I'd focus on one place for a job, and bug the hell of them until they hired me. I wasn't afraid of ruining my reputation because I didn't have one. The system worked. With these headhunters as the go between guys, I have to deal with their home grown ethics. They're afraid of getting their reputations smashed. They play the quality game. While they are playing, we're losing. A programming job should never take more than one month to secure. It seems the headhunter method of finding work lacks checks and balances How do I know they've submitted my resume or not. I don't have access to find out. Mike, you said Resource I sat on their thumbs submitting your resume to Northrop and you had to give them a wake up call. I know Don Catino didn't submit my resumes. I doubt if he's ever done anything he's said he was going to do. Thursday, April 28, 2005 08:15:45 <Jim> Thanks Mikey! I talked to Pat yesterday. He said to find out if R1 sent my resume to Raymond James. These headhunters seem to be reluctant to mention who they're sending my resume too it seems. Both Michelle and Pat said they're was two places looking in Florida. Raymond James was one of them. Only Pat told me that the second one was Fifth Third Bank. Pat Hill's info is: Phone: 727-669-6868 EMail: phill@uscsi.com Michelle form Resource 1 said the may act one of two ways: 1) Proactively, meaning they'll submit my resume without an openning 2) Submit my resume when they have an openning. Thursday, April 28, 2005 09:48:43 <Squirty's alter-ego> Never put all your baskets in one egg... Or was that "Kill two stones with one bird"? Give two or maybe three headhunters your business. But you must do two things: First, make sure they are ethical in that they won't submit you for a job without your prior permission. Second, that you manager them well. You have the responsiblity to keep track where you've been submitted so you don't get submitted twice (will kill your chances for a job). I never did care for R1, and that goes back to 1999 I worked with them for 3 months on a contract in the HellHole of America, Boston, MA. They were ok until I was done and they wanted me to wait 3 months for my last check. Even now, it'll be two more weeks before they pay me for the last two weeks I worked at NG. It's not necessarily Michelle. If they were that good, why do they never seem hungry enough to get me in some where. Plus, I know they had my resume and knew I was looking in January 2004. It took my friend Jeff who had gotten in at NG that week to send me an email about the job. R1 never called me. WHY??? I was sitting in their collective lap, looking for a job, and they had one that was perfect for me, and they didn't contact me... SAE (Squirty's ALter Ego) Wednesday, April 27, 2005 12:40:11 <Jim> Sonny's car got towed,The word Ok, Working Girls, and the Speed of Light. I took him down to Quality Towing. The girl said she'd have to escort Sonny to his car, and I said "Wow. A Quality Escort Service". Well, that didn't go over too well. Sonny, Becky and I ate at Denny's When we got done, Sonny said "Well, that was really OK". And I said, yea, it's agreeably great, which means it was okay! Cause if everything was great, everything would be OK, and it would take something greater than great to be GREAT! LOL. Then Becky and I went to Hollywood Video One of the clerks was throwing some posters away. And Becky said, "WOW! SHE'S A WORKING GIRL". Then I apologized...haha...and said she meant she was a "Hard working girl". Life surely is funny. Sonny and I got to talking about the speed of light again. This shouldn't be a hard concept to grasp. Sound has a speed that it travels relative to the speaker, but a pilot can talk in a plane that's going faster than the speed of sound, because it's relative to the point of origin, only. Someone on the ground behind him, wouldn't hear his voice. To someone he passed on the ground, his voice would be accelerated. It would be a boom. Einstein never meant people to think we couldn't go faster than the speed of light. That's silly. If two objects were travelling towards each other going 3/4's the speed of light, their relative speed to each other would be .75 the speed of light. Since there is no fixed point in this universe, everything is relative. And light travelling towards light is going twice the speed of light relative to itself. Tuesday, April 26, 2005 22:25:48 <Becky> Hey Babe I think that it would be great to go camping this weekened with the kid's. We would go on Saturday? Yes I would love to go camping this weekened. I Love You Jim Cutlar. Tuesday, April 26, 2005 16:03:50 <Jim> Mikey, what's your opinion on this? I've got Michelle working on this thing for me. If I go to another headhunter, is that considered unethical? I'm not sure about how ethics plays when job hunting. It seems to me it should be whatever works, is the preferred method. Tuesday, April 26, 2005 21:25:22 <Squirty's alter-ego> OH NO!!!! You are looking to give R1 some business? Well, I suppose there are worse things you can do. Oh, It's Raymond James, not Raymond Jones. Jimmy, I spoke to this headhunter based in Tampa Florida mid afternoon today, and he implied there is indeed an openning at Raymond James. R1 is so inept, they probably tell you the spot is filled, just so they don't have to work too hard to get you in for an interview. Try giving Pat Hill a call: at 727-669-6868 and tell him I sent you. He's based in Tampa and has a spot at a bank called "three fifth" (yea, I know it is a weird name) based in St Petersberg FL, as well as Raymond James. Mikey Tuesday, April 26, 2005 14:53:06 <Jim> I just talked to Michelle (Parker) Shumaker at Resource One I'm trying to get in at Raymond Jone's in the Tampa Bay area in Florida. Jim Gardner is the point guy for Resource I. Michelle Shumaker's info is: Phone: (800) 508-2822 ext: 5146 Fax: (630) 575-5170 Email: E-mail: mparker@dpholdings.com She said she'd try both getting me in proactively, which sounds like juice to me, and submitting my resume when the next job gets posted. The posted job openning has already been filled though. Monday, April 25, 2005 23:08:05 <Jim> Obesity magically moved from the #2 most preventable disease to the #7 - CDC says. Now...exactly how does somebody screw figures up like that! They said 260,000 people in the US died last year from obesity. Now their saying 24,000 people died. My guess is, they're idiots. This is 8th grade math. Do a bell curve of a random sample for all people born in 1950, using their current or death weight. That will give you an unbiased percentage for a death to weight ratio. Simple. Don't adjust figures because you decide 200,000 people died of heart attacks instead of obesity...that's subjective thinking. The Center for Disease Center apparently is using politics Instead of science to influence personal behaviour. Why? It is always about money and power. They've put pressure on smokers. To do that to fat people (for whatever purpose) and move them ahead smokers would affect more than half the population. When will government agencies stop with their obvious lies? Whatever we do, the average life span will stay around 76 years old because that's how we were designed. Humane considerations are expensive. You figure it out for yourself. Monday, April 25, 2005 22:11:22 <Jim> Sonny, Becky and I ate at Hush Puppies again. Speaking of puppies, Squirt got out the front door. I got in the truck, but was blocked in by a dump truck stalled in my driveway. Had to back up throught the yard. THEN, Squirt was on the busy Mtn Vista Blvd. I pulled over, cars whizzing by me at 45mph, and grabbed Squirt. We're lucky he's alive. I'm lucky I'm alive. Hush Puppies, as usual, had excellent food. Monday, April 25, 2005 11:51:49 <Jim> I'm not sure why I ever started this log thing anymore Rob died and I wanted a cool way to hear from people. My blog is having timing issues. What a pain. I haven't found a way to check errors from called programs. I wrote a special email program It writes formatted emails from anybody, to anybody, but it only works intermittently. sheesh! Monday, April 24, 2005 23:03:16 <Jim> We just ate at Applebees. I was so upset about that cell phone bill and all the principles that got broken by the ones using it. Eating is better than drinking though. Sunday, April 24, 2005 18:01:08 <Jim> Youch!!! I got my cell phone bill!!! I helped a couple move into their apartment. I loaned them my cell phone for one week because they didn't have a phone yet and they have a newborn baby. I told them to use it only for emergencies and don't give my phone number out. I didn't get the phone back, there were a lot of excuses and reasons. I was just being nice. Being nice is one of my flawed personality traits. They made a call on my cell phone to Kansas, for 145 minutes I don't understand how anyone could be so cold. I was helping them! They've had the phone since March 11th. THEY RACKED UP 1,564 MINUTES WITH 265 CALLS ON MY CELL PHONE IN 30 DAYS. That's 50 minutes a day, every day! It'll cost me $160. And this month, I have 30 minutes left out of 500. I had to cancel the cell phone. I've heard all the excuses I can stomach. Problem:What do you do when you love someone, but they continually hurt you? I've helped them a whole lot! I've never asked them to do anything they weren't more than happy to do. I'm their mom's boyfriend and I went way out of the way to help them. Their own folks don't even help them. Solution: Don't quit loving them, but don't let them hurt me either. Distance myself. I have to. They forced me. The love isn't shared. I'm sad. I've been known them for four years. This sucks. Why do people do these things?. Sunday, April 24, 2005 09:17:46 <Jim> Warren D - Thanks for the compliments! My dad's genes seems to have tossed varying levels of genious, wit, insanity and depth onto our CPUs . We seem to share: - An insane look at the world, that while lucid, we present to the sane in the form of wit and humour. - A genious that reduces complex concepts into simpler ones that can be shared I've found my strengths are in writting/rewriting complex computer systems I change them into simpler systems that other people can easily understand. Some may think I'm insane, but, in this web site alone, I've reduced thousands of lines of code down to hundreds. My techniques for transforming crappy code into something meaningful Get the crap code. Remove the acronyms, ...Change AB to AccountBalance. Replace all references with their textual meanings ...Replace Section3284 with AddTransactionToCustomerAccountBalance Eliminate negative logic. Remove double negatives and replace with positive logic. ...Replace If not NoError with If Error ...Replace If not Error with If Successful Read the result. Toss out the unnecessary code. Organize what's left into logical steps ...Replace - ReadAB. Section3284. Section1001. Section9255. Section9256. ...With - ReadAccountBalance. AddTransactionToAccountBalance. WriteAccountBalance. GetCustomerName. WriteCustomerReceipt. I was surprised that the above technique works with any language Any thought, in any language, whether it is technical or not, can be broken down using the above procedure. Warren, you mentioned that I have some of the family mud and depth. You seem to have the same. I translated what you said into how we think. Tadaaaa! Sunday, April 24, 2005 09:10:04 <Jim> Warren D(avis) It's good to hear from you. Want your own log? I like this one a lot. It's to bad about your mom/my sister (Linda). It would be nice to find her, sortof. Sunday, April 24, 2005 08:53:02 <Jim> Hey Mikey - I added a few things to Add an Entry yesterday. Keep My Layout Checked: Everything comes out looking just like you typed it. However, if you never hit [ENTER] while typing, everything displays as one long sentence. Unchecked: Reformats everything you type. It ignores the [ENTER] key and things like double spaces regardless of where you typed it in. It's an HTML thing. I should override it with my own routine. It kind of a sux. Preview Shows exactly what will be entered into the log. Sunday, April 24, 2005 21:17:42 <Squirty's Alter Ego> Looking for porn on my old HP liptop... Yes, I sometimes eat corn or play my horn... But I removed all the porn fromt he liptop I gave you. Didn't want to risk Becky seeing it and becoming corrupted. And I don't like big arses on women. Manner of fact, just the opposite. Even got in a huge fight with Steven, the black guy I used to share a cubicle with at Northrop. He LOVES big, and I mean BIG, asses on women. The bigger and fatter the ass, the better. I am sure it is a genetic thing, but he and I difinitely got to almost throwing punches over this issue.. Saturday, April 23, 2005 22:56:33 <warren D> Where's the world size fire retardant in case this thing gets out of control, oh, never mind then. Heyyyyy bud, Youre websight is out of sight! Baby. Your girl is true blue, [as well]. [what a hottie!] Just wanted to say hello. The fam photos you posted the other day, er, spring 2004, were very appreciated. The times I have wished that dear ol Dad or Linda wouldve hooked me up with a camera whilst I was one year old. Seems my forehead had plent of room for somesort of creative application involving duct tape. Oh well. Better luck next time. p.s. - I like the way you operate upstairs myfriend, good qlean family mud with a twist of deepness. Sunday, April 24, 2005 21:03:42 <Squirty's Alter Ego> Jimmy, how do you get paragraph breaks when you make entries on the blog? I make paragraphs, but the text all comes together when I submit... Sunday, April 24, 2005 20:34:27 <Squirty's Alter Ego> Bark from Gainsville, Florida Well, finally got close. Maybe I should have just headed for Orlando, but last night I made this reservation fo a Holiday Inn in Gainsville, about 70 miles west of my ultimate destination, Orlando. Did almost 12 hours of driving today. Even though Tuesday and Wednesday, I did 8 hours each day, I felt I got a good start. Ha Ha. Ended up in a San Antonio Starbucks early Thursday, I think it was, and exchanged a few emails with Diane LaGesse (la gesseeeeeee-eeeeeeee as I pronounce her last name, although the french pronounce it a lot different). I worked with her at Northrop and she got the ax the week after me, back in January. She ended up where I am headed in Orlando at about Feb 1st. She is a New Jersey native, but grew up in Houston, TX and did this same drive as I just did, back in late January. She said I better get my arse in gear, and sure enough, she was right. Besides an accident on I-10 just west of Mobile, Alabama cost me about 90 minutes. Then I got stopped THREE times here in Florida tonight. First was some sheriff's deputy from some mickey mouse county, for going 75 in a 70 zone warning. Thing is that there were semis and other cars around me going 80 and better, but they didn't have CA plates, plus I think I was the easiest target. First time I have been stopped for anything in probably 15 years or better. But still no ticket. Then a couple hours later, after it got dark, a FL Highway Patrol schmuck pulls me over because my right tail light is out. He writes it up, but fine, I didn't know and am happy to get it fixed tomorrow morning. Then a half hour later another FL highway patrolwoman pulls me over. She was kinda hot, so I wish she had decided to arrest me, handcuff me and take me home, but I am too fat and ugly for that fantasy. We both laughed when I showed her the paperwork from the previous stop. Hey Jimmy, please don't bother yourself with that thing with the apartment I was arranging for here in FL. Manner of fact, if they want anything from you, please tell them NO as I am backing out. The dumb bitch who had the nerve to call you at 5:30 am said it was ok since you were already up. I was peeved she was harassing you and at that hour of the morning. Then she said she needed the paper from you saying I lived there with you notarized. And from the Travelodge too. F her. And she hung up on me twice when I told her I wasn't happy with all the hassle. Plus I stubbled upon a web site last night that people vent compliments and complaints about apartments, and this one sounded nasty. Thin walls, noise all over, stolen cars daily, cops coming regular to break up fights, etc. Well, me really tired, so I am going to go and lick my belly, brush my teeth and then go to bed. SAE (Squirty's Alter Ego) Saturday, April 23, 2005 07:30:31 <Jim> Ahhhh, lets see if that's better I changed my PERL program. Its a pain so I simplied its functions. Saturday, April 23, 2005 07:24:38 <Jim> I've got to throw this in to see if I have a bug Hmmmm again. Saturday, April 23, 2005 07:21:05 <Jim> Here it is morning. Another semi-sleepless night in Las Vegas I love to relax by playing with this code. It's fun to me. It's crazy for me to think I'd like anything but dinking with logic, attractive screen layouts and graphics manipulation, but I've got to get a career started sometime. hmmm. Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 04:05:22 (PDT) <Jim> The Sounds of Silence Voices that resonate through empty space with a gradience that accumulates nowhere. These are the words that know one hears: words from the young, the elderly, the poor, the brightest and the dullest. If we could hear the voices of everyone that has ever existed all at once, it would sound like the wind. It would have no value. Words only have meaning when they are heard and understood. If you were to mention a thought that could make the world a better place ...If your best reponse was what to eat for lunch ......If your words would have falling into empty space ..........THE WHOLE WORLD SUFFERS The worlds suffers when generations can't pass their thoughts to the next because no one was listening. Imagine how much of life is wasted solving problems that have already been solved. Imagine that every problem you've ever had, has had solutions reached by others...hundreds of times before. Imagine, that you've heard the answers to all your problems, but you make mistakes simply because you didn't listen. Not listening and learning is like burning your hand on a stove over and over again. Someone else told you the stove was hot, you didn't listen, so you burn your hand. If people are sharing a conversation, the idea is to talk and listen. A conversation about something should have a path. If it doesn't, it's the equivalent of the ramblings of an insane person. Expansion is not possible. Test the people you are talking to just to see if they are listening. Ask a question; make an incredibly vague statement; say something about someone that can't possibly be true; tell the person you are talking to that they have a bug in their hair. I was amazed at the results. Is it just me, am I worthless, or do most people just not listen? I've discovered is that strangers are the best listeners. Strangers know you'll walk away if they ramble on meaninglessly. If you want to exchange information, thoughts and ideas, or you find something interesting you want to learn more about, find a stranger to talk to. They'll at least pretend to listen. I've heard that lack of communication is the main reason for people having affairs. I can understand that. Nothing can make you feel more alone than having nobody to talk to. Friday, April 22, 2005 at 15:12:37 (PDT) <Jim> Cigarettes...who needs them? They may be society's raw oysters, but they do offer so much pleasure! And what a wonderful addiction. It leaves you with a sense of tranquility for about 10 minutes. Then you simply smoke another one. Nothing seems more pleasurable. In High School, I'd always go after the girls that smoked cigs. I knew my chances of scoring were much better. For those of you who never scored in high school, you wouldn't be away of that little tidbit. Those guys with attitudes saying "She's damaged, she smokes" weren't getting laid nearly as much as me. By their own prejudice, they were excluding 20% of the girls in High School. I'd much rather be me. Friday, April 22, 2005 at 10:02:24 (PDT) <Jim> I'm starting to futz with my website again Trying different things is fun. Friday, April 22, 2005 at 09:52:12 (PDT) <Jim> I'm on a my new laptop I've got it 90% loaded up with the great software and it looks like everythings working fine. I'm happy. Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 22:20:01 (PDT) <Jim> So burnt out. Installed software all day long, but in the end, it was all worth it. Becky has a nice laptop. I have a nice laptop. Everything works lightening fast. Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 03:15:11 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Stranger things that happened today. I talked to Ida, whose still in love with Allen. Allen's probably too drunk to fall in love with anyone. Somehow, Ida's found a man who will take her. She wants to get married. Ida asked me if I was ever going to marry Becky. I told her that would be a great idea: - I'd have a piece of paper and would acquire $500 a month in child support. - My last wedding was a marriage into debt. It was no fun having my tax return gobbled up! It cost a pastor $35 to get licensed in Nevada. He can then marry anyone. It's got nothing to do with God! Why would I sign a contract that changes itself from year to year? I asked her if Missouri was a community property state. She'd never heard of that! I explained the difference between a community property state and an alimony state. She had no idea what I was talking about. So, here was the explanation: - Missouri is an alimony state (equitable property distribution state). - If she married Allen, and she worked, and he got drunk everyday and decided to divorce her, Ida would have to pay him alimony, even if they were married for 1 month! I don't understand why people don't research the major moves in their lives. People just jump into marriage, wide eyed and stupid, with no concept of what they are really doing. They just jump right into the pool head first without seeing if its got water in it. Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 02:47:48 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Had to reformat and reinstall XP on my new laptop. I installed some software that crashed the existing setup. Everytime I'd get to the 2nd disk of Visual Studio.Net, XP would try to install an HP Camera. Strange! Nothing would install after that. Things just went downhill. - Then I tried to install my Windows XP Pro. That bombed. - Then I tried to install the XP disk Mike gave me, but it didn't have any drivers. - Then I downloaded the drivers from the internet onto another laptop. However, since I couldn't access the network, I had to burn a CD. - This whole process took over 6 hours. BUMMER! Now, at almost 3am, I'm where I should have been at noon. Computers are so much fun aren't they? Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 10:44:13 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I love using my laptop's GPS software. It's excellent travel entertainment. It shows stores and whatever else you want on the map as you drive. We discovered a "Used Military Weapons and Ammo Outlet" in Yermo! I need a new BAZOOKA and I'm out of Mustard Gas Grenades. Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 22:28:35 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> We just got back from Los Angeles The ride in seemed to go very quick. I could get used to driving everyday. I really think most people driving long distances are sleeping with their eyes open though. When I drive, I keep a safe path of exit if possible. If I slip and veer into another lane, I don't want anyone to be there. If someonese veers, it won't affect me because I won't let them hoover next to me. It's just smart. But I don't know how many times, someone would speed up next to me and hoover there for no reason. I kept expecting to see a shotgun levelled at my head, but I'd look and see the other driver just blindly staring at the road. I just love to calculate things. I did some calculations for my Ford F150 4x4 XLT based on the trip coming back to Las Vegas. I had to buy a new tire in Upland, California, so I ended up getting a set of 4 4x4 tires. The Ford sold new with street tires that got stuck everywhere (which is pathetic for a 4x4). They cost Exactly $450 or $112.5 each. The truck has 28,000 miles on it. For my F150 4x4 I get
Most of what ever we planned went sour. The $60 room turned out to be over $80. We ordered a vegetarian pizza with hamburger spread all over it, and got one half-and-half. So many things went wrong with this trip. But the special things are always hidden. It was great to see Mike off. Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 06:06:11 (PDT) <Jim> We took off an hour late, trying to get Becky's cell phone back from Robert. Robert left Becky's cell phone in someone's truck and we really needed it. Damnit! He kept telling us he was going to bring it over, but I guess things got in his way. Taking off at 7am instead of 6am put us in the middle of rush hour traffic! I lost focus and almost drove off the road at 80mph. We were swerved all over the road. All it took was one second of inattention. I was playing with my visor. The traffic was packed. The people on the way up kept driving like idiots too. This one couple liked to ride next to us for some reason, even if the traffic ahead and behind was clear. He kept choking off my path of emergency exits. They were lucky they weren't next to me when I lost control! Could have easily been gonners. I blew a flat tire after going over Cajun Summit! What was strange is that I didn't even realize it until someone waved me over. California drivers are very polite. It was windy. Everything I touched had road soot. We managed to change the tire in about 10 minutes though. The Disneyland area has signs for every place but where to park. We drove in circles trying to find it's entrance. All in one area, there is the Disney Hotel, Disney Downtown, Disney's California Adventure and finally, Disneyland. The parking is marked for Disney Downtown, which seems so strange! We finally got to ride some rides around 1pm. We rode the Star War's Motion Simulator, Pirates of the Carribean, and the Haunted Mansion. Mike had to take off because of his hip. I was getting pretty sore myself. Becky and I stayed and rode Indiana Jone's Adventure, Mr Toad's Wild Adventure, Snow Whites Scary Adventure, Tarzan's Tree House, The Mattahorn, and Wild Frontier Roller Coaster. Becky now likes Roller Coasters. Go Figure. She had her eyes WIDE OPEN too! It was great! My cell phone's batteries went dead! I got couldn't find Mike's Travelodge. We drove in circles for hours trying to find an address that didn't exist. The address we had took us right through LAX's arrivals pickup. One call would have saved us all a lot of time. By the time we decided to drive off course, we found a Travelodge. By pure luck, Mike was there standing in the parking lot! However, my truck was way too big for the main parking lot. Monday, April 18, 2005 at 05:21:32 (PDT) <Jim> Ah Yes, I'm up and ready for 10 hours of driving to Disneyland and Back I'm all jazzed up! This will be Becky's first time. A Sharon Sheppard's dad told us last night that the best place to ride on the roller coaster is in the very back, because it goes faster over the hills. I think that's a very good point! Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 20:58:50 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> It's off to Disneyland in about 9 hours. The tickets are $52 x 3 people = $156 + $160 for gas = $316 + $15 for parking + ? But we're gonna have a GREAT TIME! I wish we had our cell phone back though. I'll have to let Becky use my cell. I'm worried about us getting separated. It's easier than it sounds. Especially where using the bathrooms are considered. Disneyland is HUGE! This is going to be so much fun! Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 09:59:07 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Last night I BBQ'd some Southwest Chipolte Chicken It was my first time BBQing chicken. I smoked it with hickory chips too, but the flavor didn't come through. OH HELL! I suppose the smoke flavor only works on meat with fat in it. Here's my BS analysis of how smoke flavoring works: The fat absorbs the smoke flavor, then melts its way through the meat, delivering that wonderful smoky aroma. Robert, Tyrelle, Dustin, and Jennifer ate my experimental dinner. The only complaints I got were people spitting out the chicken on the first bite. After that, their tongues were sufficiently burnt to numb to pain from all of the hot chili peppers in the seasoning. I gave Roberts dog a baked potato. He ate the whole thing in one bite!!! A WHOLE POTATO, ONE BITE...wow. Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 09:49:14 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I discovered that Jesse deliberately destroyed my electric scooter last weekend. That brat! He did everything I told him not to do on that thing. I hope the aliens abduct him and do a probe! Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 09:46:50 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I just realized shoes don't have souls. They have soles... If shoes had soles I guess their soles would have gone in the trash and their souls would have gone to Penneys! Stupid English language! Who invented this language anyway? Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 14:08:18 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> It's a beautiful day in Las Vegas. Its 81 degrees with a little breeze outside and its gorgeous. Daddy just got a new pair of shoes (for myself and Dustin). Dustin's spider fell off of the soul of his spiderman shoes. We just got back from Winterwood Park. Robert, dog, Jennifer, and Dustin are hanging out with us. Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 10:30:25 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Becky's Mom is going after her for child support. She told Becky that last night, when Becky stayed over. I knew Becky's mom was going to do that with glee. The model I have of her in my head works great! Becky's mom thinks she's being righteous. Here are the facts, the way I see it: 1. Becky probably won't ever make much more than minimum wage. She doesn't have any marketable skills. However, she could make decent money in the tip industry. 2. Child support laws vary widely from state to state. I researched child support and there are no real guidelines for it. 3. Child support debt grows, whether you are working or not. The amounts Becky owes now are already phenomenal. The state seems to go after the weakest parental target. From what I've seen, the family division is justifies its existance with uncollectable numbers. 4. In Nevada, it's typical to take 20% of the parents GROSS income for the first child. Child support is not tax deductable. So, if Becky makes $6 an hour, she'd take home around $620 a month. That's a net of less than $4 an hour. Thats with $120 taken out for child support. The Family Court wants $200 for child support. Using that, Becky's take home would be $540. And her low life ex, pays $0, mainly because he's in another state. 5. Becky's mom will never relinquish her custody of the Becky's kids. They are income to her. 6. Becky is going to need health insurance. Here are our options: 1. Get as far away from Becky's mom as we can. Someday, Becky will go back to work. Becky's going to need a job for health insurance. Right now, Becky is convenient for her mom to pick on. 2. Get Becky on disability. Document and amplify her learning disability. Get a lawyer. Get her on disability. That would clear up her health insurance problems and her liability. 3. Let Becky get a job here in Las Vegas. She could see her kids then. She wouldn't be able to cover her cost of living. I'd have to cover her for those. Having a job costs money. We would lose with this option. Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 10:05:43 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Well, I guess it's obvious I had a couple of drinks last night. Becky spent the night at Grammys last night and I was all alone! And a couple of drinks won't kill me as long as I stop at that. I'm all jazzed about going to Disneyland Monday. Mike's gonna give me his old laptop. Its not that old though. He bought it last year. Mike and I share the same attitude about working and life. You should treat yourself at least once a year to something special. The best gifts I've ever gotten, have always been the gifts I bought for myself I remember one Christmas when I knew I was going to get next to nothing. I bought a laptop for myself on Christmas Eve. Doing that really softened the blow of giving alot, and getting a little. I'm gonna give Mike a Compaq Ipaq...but Mike never said he wanted it. He will and I'm all jazzed about giving it to him!!! It's still a top of the line PDA. Great screen. Great software bundle. It can be used as a remote control for most devices. Plus, its got a card with it that lets you go wireless. I'm also throwing in some GPS software and hardware. I know he's going to love that. The two most important impressions: The first and the last. I'm don't know if Mike and my paths will ever physically cross again. They probably will, but if they don't, I'm covered. I'm going to miss him not being in LA. Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 03:31:52 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Robert and I were alone tonight without our significant others. I don't know what he's thinking, but I know I think when I'm alone. I amount to kitty litter. Being alone in life is more like a prison sentence, when it should be a vacation. Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 03:15:41 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> How do you know when you are talking to an angel. How would you know if you were shaking Jesus's hand? How would you know if it is God that you see? How would you know if something is good or evil? You just know. It's your call. For me, good is what perpetuates our species. Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 02:41:55 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Becky and I have to get out of here. Becky is an angel. I have to protect her. Her mom has kicked her out, taken her kids, and is trying to turn her into a criminal. Her ex husband has abused his kids by his sexual fantasies and has hurt Becky. Becky just wanted a life, with kids, and love, and a husband who cared. Isn't that the way its supposed to be? How would she ever have known he wanted to have sex with her children? How could she have known her own mother would take advantage of the situation for money? Becky has a learning disability. She is a simple human being; pure of heart, pure of conscience. She thinks there are 100 minutes in an hour. And her mother knows this. I, in my heart, think Becky is an angel. She loves, she cares more than anyone else I've ever known, she is selfless...she'd give her life in a moment for a better cause. Why do people hurt her? Why do people hurt angels? Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 01:54:01 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> My ex - RUTH CUTLAR'S SOUL A very good person. She cared for others. She helped others. She did that through me. All of that was fine by me. Ruth just had her own agenda. Most of it wasn't mine. That's where we went our separate ways. To be a couple, either one person leads and the other gives, or they both share the responsibilities. A couple can't exist where both lead and one has all the responsibilty. That situation will never work. Without an understanding of that, Ruth and I had to come to an end, and I'm sorry about that. Ruth (ex) Cutlar is a very good person. Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 01:31:22 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> BECKY'S SOUL She doesn't lie, she can't. She doesn't tell the truth either. She doesn't remember. She trys to help people. She has a good heart. She loves everyone. She doesn't know any better. She smiles, she loves, she does this everyday of her life. Becky is beautiful! Becky is what I'd like to be. I wish, sometimes, that I wasn't smart, maybe I could overlook so many injustices, and just go day by day. I, myself, can't. My soul wants to seek a balance of good and evil. I want to do worse to those who have done bad to me. I could be part of the worlds problem thinking like this. I don't know what I am really, but I know I am good. By making Becky a part of my life, maybe I'll understand my role in making this mess called life an organized place (as it is in heaven, if there is one). Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 01:10:55 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> To Jennifer, Happy 10th Birthday This may not mean much to you when you're 16 and you hate your mother. It may not mean much, what your Mom did to try to keep you. You may not understand anything that has happened to you or her. But, your Mom loves you more than life itself. She would die for you. What do you do when you know what is right, but aren't smart enough to battle against those who don't care. A part of her has died, because of the position her ex-husband left her in. She tried her best to keep you. She's slow. The people that came after her aren't. They said whatever they wanted too, and she couldn't defend herself. It wasn't a fair fight. Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:27:48 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Hot dangit! I just noticed this site looks like crap in Netscape. What's up with that? I just called Mikey! We're going to Disneyland!!! He's not sending his laptop here, but he is going to give us his old laptop when we see him on Monday! I told him we'd give him your Compaq IPAQ PDA, and the wireless netcard that goes with it, babe. Well, we're off! Becky's staying with Grandma for a whole day! Friday, April 15, 2005 at 08:41:10 (PDT) <Becky> Good Morning Jim Hi Jim. Today we are going to be two busy beaver's (LOL). The first thing we got to do is pick up cake for Jennifer's birthday party, then go to my mother's and help her decorate at 12pm. Then before 6pm my mother want's you to pick up three pizza's from Little Ceasers. How did Squirt do this morning, did he chew anything up this morning? I'm wondering if Mike is going to call you. Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 23:00:50 (PDT) <Jim> I really like this new look! This site is a personal site, doesn't sell anything. But still, I think it's cool! Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 14:15:22 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Whooooops!!! Mikey called, and now I owe him an apology. I told Mike we might come up to LA to see him off before moves to Florida, and I maybe I could quietly sneek Becky off to see Disneyland for the first time in her life. I also told him I'd created a weblog for him in Squirts name. But Mike called me for a purpose. He told he was sending his laptop here, that he bought a new laptop at Fryes. I told him thankyou, and told Becky what he was doing. I dropped a tear or two. Its rare when somebody gives me something. With exception of their trash, lol. After I thanked the heck out of him for his old laptop, I told him maybe my sister and all of her religion crap, about getting 10 fold for your offerings, was true, since I just sent her $500. Mike then told me that he custom ordered the new laptop If he had it sent to California, he'd have to pay sales tax on it. I asked him if he'd take a Compaq Ipaq in exchange for his old laptop, and he stuttered. It dawned on me, that he was sending his new laptop here, for me to forward to Florida. Sheesh, I feel so stupid. Mike said he'd give me his old laptop because he owed me. I told him nobody owes me anything. He said he'd give it to me as a birthday present then, but I know, it wasn't his will to do that. Life can be a fluttering of elation and gloom. I suck! When am I going to grow up? Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 21:26:04 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Some things seem so uncontrollable in the programming arena Trying to get this entry to return to the right page seems to be impossible. Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 19:14:04 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> D.O.G. is not going to stay here Heeee's juuuuust tooooo sheddy (if thats a word). And Joy's flight back only cost $120. Hopefully Robert can afford that. Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 14:48:08 (PDT) <Mikey, Squirty's alter-ego> Wat the heck!!!! You mean I have to share my barking rights here at Casa de la Cutlar with a dog horse? Why is Joy going ot Kansas? Can she afford to go to Kansas? Why can't RObert take care of D.O.G.? Bark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 11:33:07 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Robert's alone...Joy left for a week. She's visiting in Kansas Since this is Robert's first apartment, this would be the first time he's ever been alone. Me, I'd be putting on the porn, drinking beer, and blasting the stereo. It'll be interesting to see how he handles it. He just asked if he could leave D.O.G (his dog) over here while Joy's gone. I told him we'd take him, but DOG is as big as a horse, will ruin my screen door, and sheds everywhere. The last time we kept him, we had to dust, vacuum, and wash everything after they took him back. Those little hairs were everywhere. Dogs can be quite a responsibility in an apartment. Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 11:25:42 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Things men do, when their spouse leaves for vacation... Watch porn. Learn how to use the remote control. Drink milk from the carton. Stack the trash can 2 feet over the top. Leave dirty clothes on the floor. Pee in the sink cause its closer than the bathroom Say: shit instead of doo doo, piss instead of pee, fuck instead of do it, cunt instead of crabby, pussy instead of squeeze box, tits instead of hooters dick instead of hang down, whore instead of slut...the list goes on. Sit on the couch totally naked. Call old girlfriends. Get snot slinging drunk. Leave the toilet seat up. Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 10:19:24 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> About Mikey going east to Florida Mike, you are, and will always be my friend (cliche: Star Trek - Return of Spock) no matter where you are. My friends are scattered around Las Vegas and this country these days. To see a buddy across town last week, it took 40 minutes to get there (4 gallons of gas round trip). The internet has bridged all of the old geographic gaps. Suggestion to you Mikey: At your hourly wage, you're going to be tight month after month there. For example: $30-W2 is $62,000 a year. But you receive no benefits. For me, with that kind of figure, I would only have $16,000 disposable income. Ouch! Click here to see the spreadsheet I use. If it ask you for a username enter "guest" with no password. You might check the ads for rooms to rent and save bookoo bucks! I would be tempted to buy a distressed home, buy it using a Quick Claim deed, quietly assume the mortgage, and with plans of renting it out when I left. Its income for life, bud! Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 09:54:47 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> My sister called yesterday She sounded genuine when she said "Thank You" for the money I sent her. When I told her "It's a loan. Paying it back is all that I require.", her tone went downword. She must have burnt out all of her financial bridges with no fall back. Why else would she call me asking for money after five years? She hates me! Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 09:50:41 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I was down for the count yesterday...food poisoning! It may have been the crab at Hush Puppies, all of that Pepperoni I ate on cheesy toast, or that pudding concoction I made with old brownies. I just don't know. Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 09:49:17 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I'm glad you found a job in Florida Mikey!!! Go Mikey Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 13:35:14 (PDT) <Mikey, Squirty's alter-ego> Check your email Jimmy....
Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:29:08 (PDT) <Mikey, Squirty's alter-ego> Frenchmen's Mountain is where the snails grow and roam the earth
Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 02:17:13 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Sonny, Becky and I ate at Hush Puppies and drove around.
Monday, April 11, 2005 at 22:58:32 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Monday, April 11, 2005 at 16:51:47 (PDT) <Mikey, Squirty's alter-ego> Monday, April 11, 2005 at 13:50:34 (PDT) <Mikey, Squirty's alter-ego> Shopping at a Fly's on a Sunday afternoon/evening..... What a torture you put yourself through before you went to walk the Strip. I hope you harassed the cashiers there. Heck knows I harass all Fly's employees at any of their stores I visit. Got a few at the Manhattan Beach store well trained. They know my ways, so they try and keep me off my toes. You know, there has been such a turn over of cashiers at the LV store, that probably none of the ones there now know me. So, I could get away with kaka on them. Bark.. That was one thing that I prided myself on is that no matter how much crap there was, I could take it and still come and work a complete shift with pretty close to no mistakes in 13 months. One of the reasons Blessila (now the store asst. manager) got mad at me when I quit and kicked me out of the store my last day. She was losing an employee who helped keep her numbers up, so she could maximize her weekly/monthly bonuses. BARK... Monday, April 11, 2005 at 11:57:47 (PDT) <Mikey, Squirty's alter-ego> Bark... I am a puppy dog alter-ego and I like to bark at passing cars. It's just a shame I am sober, as I have no excuse for having bumped into the rear of that Bentley I was chasing down Mtn Vista this morning. Monday, April 11, 2005 at 11:27:12 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Monday, April 11, 2005 at 10:19:58 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Gosh, I hate when I do that! I copied updates to my software from my website to my PC, which is backwards Monday, April 11, 2005 at 03:02:29 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> We walked the Strip tonight! Well, almost. We left Frys, where I bought 2 camera lenses. Plus they had an offer for 50 free DVD-Rs and Norton Antivirus/Firewall software that I couldn't pass up. We left there, parked at Bally's, saw 4 Bellagio water shows, explored Caesars Forum shops, and came back down the other side of the Strip. I guess we covered over 3 miles of walking. Now, this doesn't sound like much, but with all of the shows to see, it took us 3.5 hours to do. The Forum Shops is still a great place to hang! They have so many things there to see. The shops with the cobble stone streets and the sky that changes from night to day was special. The architecture of the ceilings, walls and pillars were quite a sight too. For shows, the Roman Gods/Goddesses and Zuess Statues moved and acted out plays with pyrotechnics and and a water show. The colors were awesome. It's funny that the girls on the strip seem to dress like hookers and expensive call girls while the guys dress casually if not sloppily. Coming home, Becky said something that caught my interest. She said that her chiropractor told her that she needed to strengthen her calves to improve her knees. Then she said it wasn't her chiropractor, it was someone else. Now, I was already kind of horney from all of the girls on the strip, so you can guess what I was thinking. Anyway, I thought it was humerous. Saturday, April 09, 2005 at 13:53:52 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Heck of a day so far! Visitors and Commotion! I spent an hour on the phone helping Jerry Newberry fix his printer. Beckys mom came over bringing Jennifer and Dustin to hang out. Ryan came over bringing Jessy to hang out. Joy called. She and Robert are coming over to hang out. And here I am, still not showered, still in my robe, writing in this blog and while doing a million other things...What a day! This is a long shot away from walking the Strip! Saturday, April 09, 2005 at 13:41:44 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I didn't pay a Homage to Mikey, did I? Mike Ginsburg: Mike and I were consultants at the Mgm Grand. Everyday he'd come by my desk and put a shiny new penny next to me. I thought it was odd, but cute. We seemed to hit it off. After Mike's contract ended at the Mgm he went on to work at Security Pacific in CA. My 3 month contract at Mgm ended up lasting 5 years. Mike's contract ended at Security Pacific I was taking a year off (which is now 4.5 years). He asked me if he could hang out here for a couple of weeks (which turned out to be a 1.5 years). Jobs just weren't turning up for him so he took a job at Fryes (with another ex-Mgm programmer who was canned during the Mgm/Mirage merger). At the time, people who were out of job (Larry Loff, Rob Allred, Mike Ginsburg, Allen Harmon...) couldn't find anything. Finally, after 1.5 years, Mike landed a contract position in LA. I'd reluctantly tried to find consulting work and failed. When Mike lived with me, he was pretty strapped for cash. He's now living in Los Angeles in motel rooms, but he's been consistant sending me money. Mike has a lot of integrity. I gave Mike a place to stay, which was nice. Mike sends me cash, even though I tell him to save it, and that's nice. What we've got here, is a brotherhood thing going. Which, is very nice. My homage to him has nothing to do with Information Systems. Mike's out there, and he genuinely cares about people. Thanks for remaining my friend Mike. Saturday, April 09, 2005 at 12:17:23 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I think of favors as currency with an expiration date. I didn't mention Paula Kennard or John Edwards in my < Homage to Information Systems>. However, we did exchange a lot of favors. Heres my Homage to them in Information Systems. Paula Kennard: On a programming level: Paula and I always had what seemed to be adversarial roles. She hated my code, and called it New Wave Programming. I hated her code. Paula liked using GO TOs. I liked using PERFORMs. But when it came down to banging out systems, she could type and create systems just as fast as I could. The major difference between our styles was, Paula followed the rules and I would do whatever it took to get the job done (I often had to break security). Because of that, I got assignments that most people couldn't pull off, EG: installing 130 programs single handedly, or writing code that was outside the realm of normal programming. And I always had a backout strategy, which is why I was in charge of all implementations, deimplementations, backup stategies, and even the Remote Data Facilities Systems. On a personal level: Paula was a very good friend. We shared personal secrets that I'd never tell anyone. I'm not aware of her doing anything special for anyone, not that she didn't do special things. And I never really did anything special for her, but I did steal her passwords all the time, haha. John Edwards: Background: Frank McDonald and Doug Stait started TSI together. They installed a home grown hotel system at the < Outriggers Hotels in Hawaii>. John Edwards was a project leader at the Mirage and started consulting with TSI. He brought Rambo and Chris Pajak in as after hours consultants. Somehow Doug Stait (who now consults with Dell computers) left TSI and John took his place as Frank's right hand man. Back to John Edwards: John was always quiet, intelligent, and sometimes witty around me. I loaded, delivered, and unloaded a ton of floor tiles to his house one time. John asked me if I'd do him that favor because he knew I had a truck. That was nice of me, but, I didn't include in my homage simply because it was a favor asked of me. I know John has done a lot of great things in IS, and probably has done a lot of nice things for other people, but I just don't know what they are. Saturday, April 09, 2005 at 09:34:46 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Las Vegas has a wind advisory out for today Question of the day: Should we walk the Strip this afternoon, or stay indoors. hmmmm. I'm thinking that having our faces sand blasted couldn't hurt our skin's complexion that much. People use all kinds of facial scrubs (apricot, oatmeal...), but I've never heard of a sand scrub. Vegas winds are usually gusty. It'll blow 30mph for 10 seconds then stop. Why it does that here and not in most places, I'll never know. I usually associate gusty winds with a dark cloud passing over that causes a sharp temperature drop. Saturday, April 09, 2005 at 09:34:22 (PDT) <Squirty's alter-ego (Mikey)> That is a cool game and also an interesting tribute to your IT gang there is Lost Wages But Jimmy, you didn't mention the two of the best it people you worked with. John from TSI and "oh, and now my mind is failing me.... The lady at MGM who worked with you at Caesers. She did the DBA roll at MGM rehost project."... Now, I am clearly being a smart ass. Now nasty of me, but sometimes I can't help it. I will tell you though I had a great time working with Richard Faircloth, Rob Allred, you, Frankie and a small handful of others on that project. Definitely only one more week at NG unless something totally weird happens. And I mean really totally weird. I have an interview on the phone with a place in Orlando FL this Monday morning. Pay ain't great, but it beats unemployment. Have a great weekend, my buddy Jimmy. And Ms. Rebecca too... And three huge Barks at you both... Friday, April 08, 2005 at 17:24:58 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Cool Kids Game ->Clothes Pin Grab Get at least 7 kids together. Put 1 clothespin on the back of each kids shirt. Have the kids face each other in a circle. When you say "GO", they grab as many clothes pins as they can. Grabbing or holding on to the other person is illegal. The winner is the one who gets the most clothes pins. Friday, April 08, 2005 at 01:17:08 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> My homage to Information Systems. I should say the following, before I go on to the next phase of my life. Larry Lewis: Larry is the most decent man I'd ever met in Information Systems. I don't think the man ever sweats, though. I was Larry's right hand man at Caesars. Through Larry, I got in at Caesars and IGT. Dale Pickett: I passed the Employee Of The Month papers around for Dale Pickett twice. Dale did an outstanding job helping me in Customer Analysis The effort cost me nothing. All it took was a little coercing, some time, and a smile. I got Dale Pickett into IS through Larry Lewis. I groomed him to take over my responsibilities so I could be freed up to do other things. That's what he did. Dale has no idea I pushed to get him in, but that doesn't matter. Emilio Honrubia: I passed the Employee Of The Month paper around for Emilio Honrubia. I got Emilio into IS through Larry Lewis. Emilio was the finest Computer Operator Caesars Palace ever had. I was on call for everything online at Caesars. Emilio was who I dealt with most. Jimmy Leavelle: I was offered the position of Project Leader at Nabs. I told the VP at First Western Savings to promote Jimmy Leavelle. I was better at programming and Jimmy was better at handling the BS. Before I turned in my resignation letter, Jimmy and I conspired to bring me back in as a consultant for more than four times the pay. These kind of arrangements work out well. John Benchback: I'm indirectly responsible for John Banchback's termination at NABS. I reamed John in my Letter of Resignation. Jack Brebbia, the First Western Savings Vice President responsible for NABS asked me if I'd stay if he canned John. I told him no, it was too late. I lost too much of my life working for John. John didn't know what he was doing half the time. One time he ordered screws from Japan saving a nickel a screw. He think he got a bonus for that. They had the wrong pitch and didn't hold the printer cables in the printers. All of the printer nuts were stripped. I got 20+ calls. We taped the cables on the printers. But all in all, he let the customers push him around at my expense. John went on to become the Vice President of IS at the Hilton. Leaving NABS was the best thing that could have happened for him. He had no function at NABS. Dennis Cole: I got Dennis into IS through Jerry Brown. He was Bank of America's best Computer Operator. Dennis had ambition and he was a self teacher. He read and modified my Tacl code and made it better. He also gave me unquestioned access to the computer room and all of the systems. Chris Fahey: Chris and I wrote the pilot system for the ATM side fee charge. The project made millions. It allowed the owner of an ATM to charge a fee for a transaction. I gave Chris the recognition for the project even though he didn't do much work on they system. We both got excellent bonuses for it and that's all I wanted. I was positioning him to be a Project Leader. Chris was my best friend, and he was a great BS'er. However, he got a job offer from Diebold before I could make that happen. Dennis Sheppard: I got Dennis Sheppard into IS through Jerry Brown. I pleaded with Jerry Brown to bring him in. Dennis is now making excellent money because of that change. Dennis's car broke down, so I bought him a car on my credit card after work. He paid me back. Dennis is good people. Jacquis Sussman: Jacquis Sussman used to tell everyone she had me as her personal programmer at Caesars. Now she's a Vice President at Mgm (which had very little to do with me). It was nice, to hear people she'd talk to, describe my working with her as great! It's nice when your reputation precedes you. Jerry Newberry: Jerry changed my life. He was my mentor at NABS. Jerry taught me to write code for other people, and he taught me the finest ambition of a computer programmer was to work his way out of a job. Instead of writing code like: GO TO DOITNOW, he wrote code like: GO TO FIND-THE-WINNING-RESULTS It must have been someone like Jerry that wrote the Rosetta Stone for decoding Egyptian Hieroglyphics. Rob Allred: Rob taught me the attitude for working on anything. If you keep messing with something, given enough time, it will eventually work for you. Rob and I worked together at URS. URS was the only US based Tandem Airline system in existance. Together we got various people into IS. He brought me into Caesars through Larry Lewis. He also helped pull me into the Mgm through Richard Faircloth. Frank McDonald: Frank brought me into the Mgm through his company, Transaction Software Incorporated. Frank and I both sat in the shadows in Information Systems. He, like me, wrote entire systems. Frank, sitting in his cubicle and behind closed doors, quietly changed peoples lives. Larry Lewis, Jerry Newberry, Jimmy Leavelle, Jerry Brown, Rob Allred: Our working together changed people's lives. We accomplished wonderful things. Some of those people I mentioned don't even know I played major role in the course of their lives. Some kind of know, but they've them give credit to others. The point isn't that I'm a great guy or that these people are great people. I could say more about the good things other people and I did...there's so much more to say. The point is, that it is easy to be nice and to change the course of a person's life. It takes just a little bit of time to be nice. So be nice! If you have a chance to do it, put someone up for Employee Of The Month. It'll make them feel good, it will give them some extra cash, so why not do it. Me, I got my reward all through out my career. I got money, and lots of it. It doesn't matter who gets credit. What matters is that good things were done. I was a damned good programmer. I never wanted recognition. I never got employee of the month. I stayed in the shadows. According to Larry Lewis, I did the largest install, single handedly, in Caesars Palace's history. I think I installed 130 programs. It was really too bad that it happened when my Mom was dying in the hospital. Nobody but Lewis and I knew the magnitude and scope of the install. I never left behind an unmaintainable system. At Nabs: Through menus, clerks could run my systems, from operations to systems management. My systems were installed at six major casinos. Caesars had one of them. At Caesars: Operators could complete audited installs, backouts and systems operations with a single command. Programmers could generate code and submit implementations with one command. At Mgm: Operations could maintain the my systems without any knowledge of the Tandem. Programmers could be generated entire programs with one command. At IGT: I groomed Emilio for taking over everything that I was responsible. I even wrote code after my contract ended to make his job easier. I'm very proud of my accomplishments. I succeeded in my goal to work my way out of a job and I made excellent money (6 figures) for doing it. I had the best time of my life! I gave programming my best effort, but in the end... I developed a rational fear of the phone ringing. Everytime it rang, a piece of my life would be destroyed. I believe I received more phone calls than anyone else in IS at URS, Bank of America, Caesars and Mgm. While everyone else was sleeping, I'd be fighting fires, and I'd come in the next day like nothing happened. I developed Carpal tunnel sydrome. That is where your wrist hurts and your arm goes numb from repetition (typing). I turned to alcohol to find my quiet place. I knew if I didn't get out of programming, it would kill me. I had to say the above before I change careers. In my 17 years of programming, I only looked for a job once. When I left one job, the phone would ring with another job offer. I don't think the phone is going to ring this time. I won't be coming back into Information Systems. Thursday, April 07, 2005 at 21:21:42 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> My sister just called. Kelly can be quite a charmer when she wants to be We talked for about an hour or so. It was very nice, after all of these years. Her kids are doing wonderful. Eric (her son) is going to be a doctor. She's almost got a job working for a lawyer. Her divorce is almost final. It sounded wonderful. Thursday, April 07, 2005 at 19:09:06 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits- -Albert Einstein Thursday, April 07, 2005 at 13:24:05 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Kelly (my sister) called. It's been about 8 years. It's funny how we remember ourselves. She remembers a different childhood than I do. I moved away with my mom when I was 13. Enough about that. She needs help and she called the right person. I will always help when someone is in need. Of all the people I've known, family members have always been the most expensive. Ruth's family got $12,000 and a car out of me and I supported almost all of her HUGE Mississippi family at one time or another. They don't even call. My step-kin, well, I just got through supporting my step-brother for a year. I supported my other step-brother for a year and my oldest sister. They don't call. Thinking about it, I've spent most of my life supporting people. LOL. And I don't have kids. Oh, the irony of it all! I believe a person has no value in this life if they don't do positive things for others. It's a good rule. I just hate when favors come out of my savings. Thursday, April 07, 2005 at 10:27:32 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Allen and I were fantasizing about becoming mountain men this morning. But the devil is in the details. I grew up using an outhouse, a chamber pot, washing clothes in a bucket, and pumping water from a well. I don't miss it at all. But when I imagine a life where there's no toilets, toilet paper, cigarettes, coffee or even Kotex for my babe, I shudder! So you have to make one kill (maybe) a day to eat and you cook it. Then what? What would a person do with all of that spare time? Watch clouds float by? hmmm. This is what I imagine would happen over a period of time. You build a log cabin. Spend your time cleaning it. Instead of going to the stream for water, you decide to have water in the cabin, so you create a daily chore for bringing in the water. You do the same with a chamber pot (a bucket used as a toilet). Then you want to look good every day, so you wash clothes more often...and add more and more chores as you go along. I could probably stand maybe a month of that before I started to go insane. I'd dearly miss modern living. I've grown to wear we need the smell of flowers everywhere. Modern living for the middle class is better than it's ever been. It's only going to get better. The rich have their toys, but, these days even kids have cell phones. Nobody is getting ripped off here in the USA. It seems to be just a matter of perspective. People who complain don't realize what they have. I think the Jeremiah Johnson life would be a useless existance. Thursday, April 07, 2005 at 08:25:28 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I can't believe this week is almost burnt up to a crisp. We're just going to have to do something incredible this weekend. That's all there is to it! I'd bet it would be a great weekend to see the Grand Canyon, Disneyland, Bryce or Zion. hmmm. I think we'll walk the Strip Saturday...now there's a plan. The weather is great! The tourist haven't invaded us yet. And Becky's kids need the exercise. Good plan...eh? lol By next month, it'll be 100 degrees in Las Vegas. By July, it'll be 110. By August it should get up to 120 degrees. We'll be frying eggs on the sidewalk. yuck. The best reason that I had for selling my travel trailer was its bathroom melting. The exhaust fan, caulking and molding melted inside it last summer. Wednesday, April 06, 2005 at 16:53:46 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I like this question: What section do you like the best at the grocery store? I like the hardware section. Becky likes the soda section. Joan Newberry likes the vegetable section. Jerry Newberry likes the wine section. Allan likes the hard liquor section. Jimmy likes the beer section. Joy likes the baby section. Robert likes the snack section. Jennifer and Dustin like the candy section. People are attracted to different store sections like magnets. Isn't it great that we're all different! Long live personality! Wednesday, April 06, 2005 at 15:13:01 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Cyrus Cruz just emailed me! Now that's quite a twist. Some people remember their past. I do. I haven't seen Cyrus now for something like 8 years. Cyrus was my bud at Caesars. He moved on to bigger an better things at Dell. Smart move! I moved on to consulting...another smart move! And I'm still surprised that no one from the old Caesars showed up at Jan Overbo's wedding last Saturday. I'm still scratching my head on that one. hmmmm. Wednesday, April 06, 2005 at 15:07:51 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I've always thought that Jewish people seemed somewhat smarter than most people. Jews have gotten bad wraps for being tight with money, but I'd call that good horse sense. Hiring people to cook for you is a great idea too! It's the pork and shrimp thing that I really don't get. Ok, so they eat there crap. If you put sugar on shit, then put a pretty wrapper on it with, say, Spiderman, on the cover, people will eat it! And pigs have to eat what's thrown in their pens to survive. I hear they really love pizza. Now this is nasty: I read the FDA allows 5 pounds of excrement in every ton of coffee. Hey, have you ever heard of Birds Nest Soup? Wednesday, April 06, 2005 at 12:13:16 (PDT) <Mikey, Squirty's alter-ego> Here's what the Jews do, and I know first hand, being kosher as I am... Jews hire non-jews to do their work for them from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday, which constitutes Jews' Sabbath. Jews have it particularly hard in that turning on lights, driving, cooking and handling money on the Sabbath is wrong, and sinful... BARK. BARK. Wednesday, April 06, 2005 at 10:59:40 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Actually, the whole 10 Commandment thing seems ironic to me Moses said anyone who tried to look at him on the mountain would be killed. Then he comes down with 10 commandments and one of the commandments says "Thou Shall Not Kill". In the same document, it says anyone who works on the Sabbath shall killed. It seems to me that someone has got to work on the Sabbath. Things like that are why I'm so confused about religion. It seems to make no sense at all too me. I need to put my stupid hat on, I guess. I've read that common people aren't smart enough to read the Bible "alias-The Word of God". Only the Pope and his consorts are capable of interpreting it. Wow. I don't know. I think I'm reasonably smart, but I don't get it. I never did. Wednesday, April 06, 2005 at 10:24:32 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I haven't found a really cool religion that matches my own beliefs I suppose almost all of them are better than what I would come up with. Sheesh, if I wrote a religion, it would state that killing is not only good, it is necessary for our survival. What's ironic is that most religions would kill me for saying that. Wednesday, April 06, 2005 at 09:58:06 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I'm confused about this whole Pope thing. Pope John Paul II (2) just died. The first Pope was Pope Peter. He was the brother of Saint Andrew the Apostle. His name was assigned by Christ. "Peter" means rock. Here's the break down: Jesus said: "Upon this rock I will build my Church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." On this strong foundation I will build an everlasting temple. The great height of my Church, which is to penetrate the heavens, shall rise on the firm foundation of this faith. To you, Peter, I will give the keys of the kingdom of heaven. Whatever you bind (make a slave) on earth shall be bound in heaven. Whatever you loose (free) on earth, shall be loosed also in heaven." Ok, uh, so later on, there was Pope Saint John 1. Pope Saint John lasted almost 3 years. He was an Arian, and beleived Christ came between God and man. He died in Roman Catholic custody. Then there was 23 Pope Pauls mixed in with 6 Pope Pauls and other palpal names. Then FINALLY, they came up with Pope John Paul I. Which leads us to the name Pope John Paul II. Terminalogy Defined. Pope - The head of the Roman Catholic Church. The male head of some non-Christian religions. Papacy - The office of the Pope. Papal - Of or relating to the Pope. Pontiff - French for a bishop or a pope Pontifacate - The term of office for the pope Bishop - 1. A high ranking Christion cleric, in charge of a diocese. 2. In some churches, regarded as having received the highest ordination in unbroken succession from the apostles. Diocese - A district, or a group of churches under direction of the Bishop. Saint - 1. A person officially recognized, especially by canonization, as being entitled to public veneration and capable of interceding for people on earth. 2. A person who has died and gone to heaven. Apostle - One of the 12 disciples chosen by Jesus to preach the gospel. 2. A missionary of the early Christian Church. 3. In the Mormon Church, one of the 12 members of the administrative council. Canonization - To declare (a deceased person) to be a saint and entitled to be fully honored as such. Canon - An ecclesiastical law or code of laws established by a church council. Ecclesiastical - Of or relating to a church, especially as an organized institution. Wednesday, April 06, 2005 at 05:47:14 (PDT) <Becky> Jim, I really like your new blog thing Its too wide for my screen Jim. luv u. Tuesday, April 05, 2005 at 23:38:51 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> We went to Jerry Newberry's today. I fixed his puter. Installed Windows XP upgrade ($94 at Sam's Club). Jerry, bought us lunch at Big Dogs Red Barn. Its a pretty cool place with really cool food. He also gave me a swing, which may sound kind of kiddish, but, I've missed my backyard swing. Jerry sold us his Compaq laptop, which was great!!! Becky's Compaq monitor went dark a while back and she's had her laptop hooked up to an external monitor. It was hokey but it worked. All-in-all, it was both a profitable and productive day!!! Tuesday, April 05, 2005 at 23:23:05 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I am so fat that... I can empty a pool with one cannon ball. When I sit in a car, it leans. I found a crayon in one of my fat rolls. My feet flop when I walk. I have to reserve two seats for airplane flights. I sat on my remote, and couldn't tell. I've forgotten what my feet look like. I can scratch my back by pulling my stomach around. Seriously though, being fat is more normal than being skinny. I think obesity is often the result of boredom or depression. However, I also think that being fat is often the result of having great food available. Did you know that fat people are jollier than skinny people? Tuesday, April 05, 2005 at 11:33:11 (PDT) <Jerry Newberry> Hey Jim From Jim Monday, April 04, 2005 at 17:44:36 (PDT) <Mikey, Squirty's alter-ego> Bark. Bark. Bark.. Another 12 hour day at work. I can't stand it.. . Bad enough I can't slept well. Played two hours of racquetball doubles yesterday, and it didn't start to hurt until towards the end. But I've been in pain (bad hip) all day today. And I need to spend some time in the gym working out (even lifting weights to avoid hip pain) to try and shed these pounds. Damn, I am so very fat. Can't stand to look at myself in the mirror. And it was awful when I told one of the racquetball guys Sunday that I weigh twice what I did in 1990, when I had gone on a special diet. One of the other guys on the court and I have known each other since January 1989, and he confirmed it. It is awful. One very fat, out of shape Jive Turkey Puppy alter-ego. Monday, April 04, 2005 at 12:07:18 (PDT) <Mikey, Squity's alter-ego> I don't understand it either You are way beyond my feeble knowledge of computers and programming too, Sir Jimmy.... Monday, April 04, 2005 at 10:30:55 (PDT) <becky> Good Morning Hi Jim I don't exactly know what you were saying in your blog. You are a intellegent man that's a good thing. I can learn alot from you. I would like to try to have my own blog. I need to learn how to write letter's. Please help me. Love Becky Monday, April 04, 2005 at 10:30:22 (PDT) <becky> Good Morning Hi Jim I don't exactly know what you were saying in your blog. You are a intellegent man that's a good thing. I can learn alot from you. I would like to try to have my own blog. I need to learn how to write letter's. Please help me. Love Becky Monday, April 04, 2005 at 08:35:13 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Here's the scoop on Web Development using HTML, Javascript, CSS, CGI and PERL It's error prone. I made major mods to the CGI program in my Blog software this morning and it was a pain. If you don't save your work, if you copy it but don't secure it, if you missed one single { or ;, you get a vague error. Hmmm. I had to make changes, one line at a time. I changed over 200 lines of code. If I made any kind of error, I'd get an error message saying there was an error in the program. No line number or anything The error I hated most is: "Did you forget to strip your newlines when transferring across the network?" What the heck does that mean. I only get 3 error messages and that's one of them. And what the heck does this code do? $value =~ tr/+/ /; $value =~ s/%([a-fA-F0-9][a-fA-F0-9])/pack("C", hex($1))/eg; $value =~ s///g; A lot of the code that I scavanged, I simply won't touch. It probably took a programmer a week to develop those 3 lines of code. If I told you what that code does, you'd puke...lol It takes hex codes out of a string. Most languages have an unescape command. So what good is a powerful language if it takes a month to write one line of code? About a year ago, a local guy who owned a casino website wanted me to work with him. I should have taken him up on the offer. He was frustrated. He told me it took him a week to get one line of software to work. It turned out to be an unlogged security message. Anyway, this guy was willing to give me shares in his company. Hmmm. I wonder how he's doing. Monday, April 04, 2005 at 06:55:36 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> Saw Chuckie last night. His new motorcycle has been in the shop for 3 weeks now. That's gotta suck! Sunday, April 03, 2005 at 11:53:29 (PDT) <Jim Cutlar> I changed the software for entering Blogs It's now capable of handling 1,000's of blogs, which is cool. What's not cool, is it still has a few bugs in it. Sunday, April 03, 2005 at 08:00:08 (PDT) <Mikey, aka: Squirty's egoistical alter-ego> Long live Jewish delis with kooky waitresses I figured I'd start hitting as many of the old Jewish delis as I can for Saturday or Sunday morning bewakfasts, and the one today, Factors, has free wi-fi. So many of these places have kooky waitresses, but this one here is the best. A slightly kooky version of someone who reminds me of Ms. Rebecca. Just a shame I can't follow her home today. She might very well go home to a slightly kooky version of Jimmy Cutlar. Wait a minute, Jimmy is already slightly kooky. Sounds like a fun Saturday. Wedding sounded typical from the bit you wrote. Saturday, April 02, 2005 at 22:00:56 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> We went to Janis Overbo's wedding. It's amazing, none of her best friends from 7 years ago were there. In fact, nobody I knew from Caesars was there, and I know they were invited. Her daughter didn't recognize me. Jan gave me a hug, but she was too busy giving everybody hugs. I know I'm sentimental. Any friend of mine can be a friend for life if they want. I have always thought that's the way it should be. I thought everybody thought that way, but I guess not. Out of sight means out of mind with both lovers and friends. So sad. All of those good old times, those memories, those pictures...they only mean something to me. If I don't care, they're trash. But I do care. What was weird was how we chummed around with the people we just met. You'd swear, by the way we were interacting, that we'd been friends for decades. Saturday, April 02, 2005 at 15:42:58 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Robert, Joy, Amy (the babe), Dustin and Jennifer came over. We watched Dead Like Me most of the day. It's one of those odd days. Tonight, we're going to Jan Overbo's wedding. It'll be more like a Caesars Palace reunion though. Kind of like Rob Allreds' wake, but not. I'd expect all of the old timers to be there (all of them except for Jerry Newberry). It'll be interesting. Everytime we get together, it's amazing. I'd compare it to being in a coma for five years then waking up and looking in the mirror. I'm getting ready to install some more versatile Web Blog software. It's dynamically driven, so, the software can handle 1,000's of BLOGS if I let it. But for now, I'll install it, along with a calendar. Later I'll expand it to whatever. I think Weblogs are a great way to keep track of the days gone by. Saturday, April 02, 2005 at 15:32:19 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Ahh, I forgot to say what my ol' birthday was like We went to HOOTER's for my birthay! I had a dozen steamers, and some hot wings. Becky had a Hooter Burger! YUM! Then, on April 1st, we lazed around, eventually landing in Robert and Joy's Jacuzzi. I also talked to my old buddy, Jerry Newberry. The old fart is turning 70 soon, but he's the youngest old guy I know. We've known each other since 1983. Saturday, April 02, 2005 at 14:41:29 (PST) <Mikey, aka: Squirty's Alter-Ego> Jimmy go to AppleCees? Jimmy... You and Miss Rebecca go to AppleCees for din-din on your BD? What'd you have? Hope you still alive, now that you're so darn old!!! |
04/26/2005 16:07:04 Jim Hey Mikey...uncheck your Keep Layout. | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
That's why you're getting the long sentences. Unchecked, it automatically word wraps. If it's checked, there is no word wrap, however, spaces and carriage returns are processed. |
04/25/2005 22:56:40 Jim So, how was your first day at work? | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
We ate at Hush Puppies again today. YUM! Robert gave us back our cell phone after we stopped service...haha. Knew it! He forgot Joy's flight back to Vegas was tommorrow instead of today! Joy's mom called our cell phone and I got stank assed nasty! HOW YA DOIN? |
04/24/2005 11:41:00 jim Why Men Are Happier Than Women | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood -- all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes. |
04/22/2005 13:40:51 Jim Mikey! Did you stay in New Orleans? | Fri |||||||||||||||||||
I checked you route through El Paso. You must be having an adventure! But come on now, seeing two Frys in El Paso. Are you getting an obsessive/compulsive disorder like me? I would have been tempted to swing down to Juarez to see a donkey show. |
04/21/2005 12:29:58 Jim Lets go camping Monday/Tuesday | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
Goodmorning Sonny |
04/20/2005 14:40:31 Jim Sorry Sonny, I shouldnt have said anything about | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
I didn't mean to make you feel bad, but there usually is some way to get the classes for free. Consider this: - The counsellor you talked to might not care about you or Jessica. - It's possible he/she hates their job. - He might be uninformed. - He may be biased. - Becky got Renee free summer school classes somehow. Renee needed remedial classes. I think you mentioned that when you and Brenda were talking about Jessica, the counsellor just went on as if you two said nothing. |
04/20/2005 13:12:39 Jim Hey....Sonny. You found your blog! | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
How do you like it? |
04/20/2005 10:41:12 Jim We ended up getting all new tires. | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
It was a good thing too! I didn't put the spare on tight enough and Discount Tires said it was very, very loose! An image pops up in my head of Becky and I searching the desert for the tire that had flown off my truck at 90mhp. On a side note, I went to a new, preferred size for my truck's tires. On the trip I rechecked my Odometer's, and it was still accurate. On the trip to Las Vegas, the truck's gas milage improved by 16% (14mpg). COOL! We tried to call you on your cell several times But we couldn't get through. Its hard to tell someone how to insert a "1" infront of a phone number on a PDA while driving at 95mph. We figured, if you were as burnt out as we were, you'd be nodding off (like I wanted too). A wake up call is always a great to pass time. Its too bad we couldn't install that GPS system on your laptop It's excellent travel entertainment. It shows stores and whatever on the map. We discovered a "Used Military Weapons and Ammo Outlet" in Yermo! That's great too. I need a new BAZOOKA! |
04/19/2005 10:33:06 jim LA,CA-Snail | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
04/17/2005 19:46:26 Jim Mikey, were sure going to miss you. | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
I feel so all alone in Las Vegas anymore. The world feels like a different place knowing you're all the way across the country. LA is going to feel like a big, empty town now, when we visit. Miss ya buddy! |
04/16/2005 22:56:27 Jim Ahhhh....I know why cold air is better than hot ai | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
Cold air is denser than hot air!!! Jeeesh...even a baby knows that! More air per cubic inch means more oxygen, hence: MORE COMBUSTION |
08/17/2006 17:15:37 Jim (Reply)Hi Robert | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
This (hopefully) should be your first entry in your very own weblog. |
04/14/2005 14:49:35 jim The Worlds Shortest Books | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
25.MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O J Simpson 24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION 23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE-by Ellen DeGeneres 22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT 21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA 20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY-by Dennis Rodman 19. THE WILD YEARS-by Al Gore 18. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN 17. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS 16. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS 15. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE 14. DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB 13. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES 12. UNIX MADE EASY 11. ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE 10. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN 9. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN 8. FRENCH HOSPITALITY 7. GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES 6. HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER-by Art Garfunkel 5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES-by the EPA 3. STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 2. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY 1. THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton |
04/13/2005 14:50:58 jim The Move | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
Aug 12th - Moved to my new home in Minnesota. It's so beautiful here,the lakes are so serene and picturesque. Can hardly wait to see the fields with a covering of snow. GOD'S COUNTRY. I love it here. Oct 14th - Minnesota is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful creatures on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here. Nov 11th - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such elegant creatures. The very symbols of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here. Dec 2nd It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snowplow came by we got to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I love Minnesota. Dec 12th - More snow last night. I love it here. The snowplow did his trick again (that little rascal). A winter wonderland. I love it here. Dec 19th - More snow last night. I love it here. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. I think I need a snowplow. Dec 22nd - More of the white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole. They should use more salt to melt the damn ice. Dec 28th - More white shit last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway after "Snowplow Harry" comes by every time. Can't go anywhere; the car is buried in mountain of white. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of this crap tonight. Do you know how many shovelfuls that is? Jan 1st Happy Fucking New Year!! The weatherman was wrong again. We got 31 inches of the white shit this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road and the driver had the balls to come to the door to borrow my shovel. I told him that I've broken 6 shovels already from shoveling the shit he's pushed into my driveway. I broke the last one over his head. Jan 4th Finally got out of the house today. I went to the store to get some food and on the way back, a damned deer ran in front of my car and I hit the bastard. Did $3,000 damage to my car. Those beasts are a menace. Wish hunters had killed them all last November. Apr 30th - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the damn thing is rotting out from all the salt they keep dumping all over the road? Car looks like a piece of shit. May 15th - Packed up and moved to Arizona. I can't imagine anyone in their right frigin' mind would ever want to live in that this godforsaken state. May 30th - Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and deserts blended together. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 14th - Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshipper. June 30th - Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. July 10th - The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people really get used to this kind of heat? Al least it's a dry heat. Getting used to it is taking longer than I expected. July 15th Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though: got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. July 20th I didn't see Tabby (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left for work this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Tabby had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and shit. No more pets in this heat! July 25th Dry heat my ass. Hot is hot!! The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts. July 30th - Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. $1,100 in goddamn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here? Aug 4th It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this fucking state. Aug 8th - If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I'm going to tear his throat out. Goddamn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted Garfield!! Aug 10th - The weather report might as well be a damn recording: Hot and Sunny. It's been too hot to screw for two months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren damn desert?? Water rationing has been in effect all summer, so $1,700 worth of cactus just dried up and blew into the pool. Even a cactus can't live in this heat. Aug 14th - Welcome to Hell!!! Temperature got to 123 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1,100 house payment to bail me out of jail. Aug 30th - Worst day of the damn summer. I'm not leaving the house. The monsoon rains finally came and all they did is to make it muggier than hell. The Lincoln is now floating somewhere in Mexico with it's new $500 windshield. That does it, we're moving to Los Angeles where we can get some peace and quiet. |
04/13/2005 14:44:52 jim Things that should be said | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
- A day without sunshine is like, night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. - You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. - I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. - Honk if you love peace and quiet. - Pardon my driving; I'm reloading. - Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? - Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. - Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - He who laughs last, thinks slowest. - It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week - I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - I intend to live forever - so far, so good. - I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States. - Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. - Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane, going the wrong way. - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. - He who hesitates is probably right. - Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. - No one is listening until you make a mistake. - Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. - The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. - The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. - Two wrongs are only the beginning. - You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Change is inevitable...except from vending machines. - Don't sweat petty things...or pet sweaty things. - A fool and his money are soon partying. - Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. - Always try to be modest. And be proud of it! - If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.... - Why not get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade! - Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals." - Death to all fanatics! - Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. - Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. - Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back. - Half the people you know are below average - 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - 427 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. - If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.... |
04/13/2005 12:19:31 jim Things my mother tought me | Wed |||||||||||||||||||
WHERE TO DO A GOOD JOB - If you're going to kill each other, do it outside RELIGION - You better pray that comes out of the carpet. TIME TRAVEL - If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week LOGIC - Because I said so, that's why FORESIGHT - Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident IRONY - Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about OSMOSIS - Shut your mouth and eat your supper! CONTORTIONISM - Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck STAMINA - You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished WEATHER - It looks as if a tornado swept through your room PHYSICS PROBLEMS - If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then? HYPOCRISY - If I've told you once, I've told you a million times-Don't exaggerate THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - I brought you into this world and I can take you out too BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - Stop acting like your father! ENVY - There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do! THANKS, MOM! |
03/20/2007 11:26:07 jim (Reply)American Beer Brewers FDA Warnings | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol - may make you think you are whispering when you are not. - is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. - may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again - may cause you to thay shings like thish. - may lead you to call your ex-lovers at four in the morning. - may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants - may make you think you can talk to the opposite sex without spitting. - may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, and get your ass kicked. - may cause you to roll over in the morning with an ugly stranger - is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. - may lead you to believe you are invisible. - may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. - may cause a gaps of time dissapear into another dimension - may cause pregnancy |
03/20/2007 11:28:14 jim (Reply)Top 11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. You can take advantage of the radiaition coming from your monitor to work on your tan. 3. It's an inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources. 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 7. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 11. No one ever steals your chair. |
03/20/2007 11:30:08 jim (Reply)The difference between potential and realistic | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Whats the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! I would sleep with him for free!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would love to do that! I would sleep with him for free!" The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potential and realistic?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir." "Potentially, we're sitting on two million dollars, " "but realistically, we're living with two sluts." |
04/11/2005 20:10:42 jim Vegas,NV-CaesarsPalace | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
04/11/2005 20:05:12 jim VegasStrip-Ballys,Paris,Flaming,HardRock,IP | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
04/11/2005 19:51:24 jim Vegas,NV-Bellagio-Fountains | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
04/11/2005 19:29:34 jim Vegas,NV-Bellagio-Fountains | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
04/11/2005 19:23:52 jim Vegas,NV-Bellagio | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
04/11/2005 19:15:22 jim Vegas,NV-Skyline | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
04/11/2005 18:55:44 jim Vegas,NV-Ballys-RaceSportsBook | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
04/11/2005 18:29:07 jim VegasStrip,Ballys,Paris-Becky | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
04/10/2005 20:04:48 jim Vegas,NV-Ballys,Paris-Jim,Becky | Sun |||||||||||||||||||
04/09/2005 14:39:51 jim Vegas,NV-FremontStreet-Jim,Becky | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
04/09/2005 14:39:42 jim Vegas,NV-FremontExperience | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
04/09/2005 14:08:34 jim FremontSt-Dustin,Jim,Jen,Becky,Jesse | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
04/08/2005 14:45:39 Jim GENESIS - One possible view. | Fri |||||||||||||||||||
In the beginning, god was everything. He existed as a union of both everything and nothing. He was a single entity. He exists in thought form. God had no mass, energy or time as we know it. His universe was peace. His was the universe that we would call Heaven. This was a place where there was no movement, no beauty, no music and no pleasure. And perfection is lonely. And god said to himself "Is this all that I am. Am I nothing more". With one thought, god created everything we see. With the power of a trillion suns, God exploded himself across the universe. He created polarity. He created mass, energy and time. He created the living and non-living systems. Within the non-living systems: -He encoded subsystems of memory for everything that occured to the form. -He left ways to decrypt the systems existance. Within the living systems: -He encoded little memory, ingnorance, the will to survive, to replicate and discover. -He created the concepts of chaos and order, pain and pleasure, life and death. -He divided himself into an infinite number of life forms. Each entity would view god from their own worlds. Each would record a different perspective, to help decide gods next creation. And with these life forms that god could break the silence of perfection. These polarities were designed to reform to recreate Gods heaven. With everything recollected, anything that exists in the universe can be recreated. God is learning from us. You are a part of him. We are all the same, but we were born to be ignorant, and to be diverse. We are here to teach God all of the unreasonable possibilites that can exist. We are gods children, and we are here to entertain. Given a life of immortality, given everything that exists, wouldn't you do the same thing? |
04/05/2005 10:05:28 jim BigDogs-JerryNewberry,Becky | Tue |||||||||||||||||||
04/04/2005 20:40:52 jim Vegas,NV-Gabriel-Sonny-WeldingMask | Mon |||||||||||||||||||
04/02/2005 18:59:12 jim Vegas,NV-Becky-JansWedding | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
04/02/2005 18:58:21 jim Vegas,NV-Wedding-JanOverbo | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
04/02/2005 17:35:06 jim Vegas,NV-Becky,Jim,Jen,Amy | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
04/02/2005 17:05:51 jim Vegas,NV-Jen whoops,Squirt,Joy | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
04/02/2005 15:42:58 jim Robert, Joy, Amy (the babe), Dustin and Jennifer c | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
We watched Dead Like Me most of the day. It's one of those odd days. Tonight, we're going to Jan Overbo's wedding. It'll be more like a Caesars Palace reunion though. Kind of like Rob Allreds' wake, but not. I'd expect all of the old timers to be there (all of them except for Jerry Newberry). It'll be interesting. Everytime we get together, it's amazing. I'd compare it to being in a coma for five years then waking up and looking in the mirror. I'm getting ready to install some more versatile Web Blog software. It's dynamically driven, so, the software can handle 1,000's of BLOGS if I let it. But for now, I'll install it, along with a calendar. Later I'll expand it to whatever. I think Weblogs are a great way to keep track of the days gone by |
04/02/2005 12:15:00 Jim Things men do, when their spouse leaves for vacati | Sat |||||||||||||||||||
Watch porn. Learn how to use the remote control. Drink milk from the carton. Stack the trash can 2 feet over the top. Leave dirty clothes on the floor. Pee in the sink cause its closer than the bathroom Say: shit instead of doo doo, piss instead of tinkle Sit on the couch totally naked. Call old girlfriends. Get snot slinging drunk. Leave the toilet seat up. |
04/01/2005 18:34:16 jim Vegas,NV-Jacussi-Becky,Joy,Jim | Fri |||||||||||||||||||
03/31/2005 22:59:21 jim March 2005 | Thu |||||||||||||||||||
Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 21:37:12 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> My sweetheart and I are so old that... She combs her hair back and I come my hair forward, to hide out bald spots. She sleeps on my side of the bed, and I sleep on hers. We call each other by our middle names. I need her bras more than she does. We quit spoons. Now we sleep like ladles. When I ask her to go down on me, it's to tie my shoes. Our sex positions were whole numbers (1..69). Now they're fractions. I'm kidding. Becky and I are the youngest most rabbit like older couple around. LOL. Grandpa should have had someone like Becky, yo. Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 19:33:58 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> I'm so old that... When I fart, I get up to see who's knocking on my door. When I walk, I can hear my knees. I have to trim my toenails with a Dremel. I have a hat that says "Make Love, Not War". I think Nixon's tapped my phone. I blast the stereo so I can hear it. I have to ask others to read my notes. I sit on a donut. I drink Pepsi to burp. The bathroom is my favorite room and the bedroom isn't. The voice in my head sings Frank Sinatra songs. I still think the Monkeys are cool. I call everybody MAN. Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 18:51:32 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> I'm so old that... I told a sales person their mirrors were ugly. I sort my sock drawer. I take sink baths and shower my dog. I pass people with by braking. I sleep 2 hours at a time, 6 times a day. I think the TV can see me. I talk to my dog. I save stamps and pennys for the investment. My hair brush has more hair than I do. I forget where I put my teeth. Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 16:05:16 (PST) <Mikey, aka: Squirty's Alter-Ego> Happy Birthday to Jimmy, Happy Birthday to Jimmy Happy Birthday, my dear buddy.... Gee, I knw your BD was in March, put have been under such at work, I can't even remember when my birthday is. Will talk to you soon.... Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 14:27:39 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> I'm so old that... The newspaper I was reading turned out to be a Bounty Towel. I went out to get the mail and got lost. I went to the store to get memory enhancement drugs and came back with milk. Three people called to wish me Happy Birthday and I said Great! How old are you now? I meant to put a lease on my dog, but ended up walking my blanket around the block. I'm still cooking a three minute egg from yesterday. I put Colgate in my hair and brushed my teeth with shampoo. I called 911 to make a donation for the Twin Towers. Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 12:10:33 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> 49 should be a definite turning point in life. 50 more so. In the last few days, I've witnessed racism, bigotry, greed and injustice. If I were black, gay or poor, I would be a victim of these unjust people. I don't know what to think about that. Rob's sister (Jari) emailed me pictures of Rob and Timmy in Tuxedos They were at her wedding. It must be rough, losing half your family in one year. Those two men had integrity. The world is a different place with them gone. Robert,Joy and Patti came over, wished me happy birthday Sharon called to tell me happy Jim Day and Allen IM'd me saying the same. What an interesting day I'm having here. Last year, I baked my own chocolate cake. Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 07:12:39 (PST) <Jim> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! I'm 49 today. I should quit telling people I'm 50. Sitting back in my robe, I'm realizing how much better Expresso tastes at age. Becky just got up and gave me a BIG HUG singing Happy Birthday. What a wonderful life it is! I feel much younger. Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 19:17:13 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> At this point, we'd have to talk to a lawyer about this mess. The judge said if Grandmal shows up and says she worked things out with Becky, they'd take back some of the judgement. But then, Grandmal would owe them $200 a month. The way that they see it is, they paid Grandma for services and someone has to pay them for their wonderful services. The judgement that Becky would pay goes to them, not to Grandma! If Becky had the potential to make good money, I'd seek a lawyer in her behalf. However, I don't see that in her future. After the judgement was rendered, I made a decision. That was for us to get as far away from Grandmal as we can. We should not fight a war we can't win. Grandmal has custody. She will use it as leverage to get money from me or the government. She doesn't care about the kids. She's going to kick them out when their 17 anyway. That is her nature. The real losers of this little war are the kids and Becky If Becky and I did get married, Grandmal wouldn't give up custody. The kids, Paul, Becky and I are Grandmals free ride. Becky was giving head when she was five years old because of that bitch. I hate her. If God is on her side, then I hate God. On the other hand, Grandmal does seem to be doing a great job with the kids. They'd probably be better off in her hands than the hands of an alcoholic. The logical move would be to get as far away as we can. I hate the court systems for proving justice is blind. The scales of justice are tipped in favor of the rich, not the righteous. Only fools represent themselves in court, so I guess all poor people are fools. I saw three people get railroaded today in court. The DA had an assistant. They wouldn't allow me to assist Becky. These people are bully's who pick on the weak and the poor. The more I think about it, the more infuriated I get. Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 18:20:22 (PST) <Mikey, aka: Squirty's Alter-Ego> Oh my Gosh, I can't believe it... Whether or not the kids spent one of the last ten months they want to collect, what in the hell. I was sure in my mind before I read the results, that there was no way they'd ding her. She doesn't have a job, can't get much more than a minimum wage job, which in itself fine (someone has to do those jobs, and by no means do I judge her by it), doesn't have legal custody and she was kicked out of GrandMal's house. Any way to appeal this kaka judgement? Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 18:00:54 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> You're friend is a real Rhatt Phinque...har har Speaking about Rhatt Phinques... Becky and I went to Family Court today We were the last to be called, but by the first case, I could see what was going on. They were railroading people through the Child Support System. The first case involved a lady who had one child. They wanted $200 a month from her, and $4,000 in arrears. The lady explained she had trouble getting work due to her 9 felony convictions. Surprisingly, the lady was very literate. She asked, how am I going to pay anything? I can't get a job. The judge just said, work something out. I can that lady is going to have to commit another felony to satisfy these people. They don't even care about the fathers, it seems. Becky went up before the judge. They wouldn't let me assist her. Becky told them she had a learning disability. Becky was in shock. I'm surprised she said her own name correctly. The judge asked her when was the last time she worked. Becky said 3 or 4 months ago. They took $200 a month x 10 months since the case was openned and said Becky owed $2,000. They didn't care that the kids lived with us for one of those 10 months. They didn't care about the molester ex-husband in Arizona. The Child Support people pray on the weak. The could tell Becky has a learning disability, but they didn't care. The court went after the sweetest, most loving person in the world, my Becky. I hope there is a Hell to go too when we die. I want to meet them there. If Becky gets a job in Nevada, they'll nab 25% off of the top. She will never get out of debt with those people. Becky's always made around minimum wage which isn't enough for a person to support themself. So whats the point. The want $200 from Becky only for this reason, so Dustin and Jennifer can hang out after school for 1 hour. That's it. They stay in the gym with one lady who looks after 20 other kids. Never mind, that the school is one block away from their house. Never mind, that they are old enough to unlock the door, and someone is always there. Grandma's lazy, selfish and stupid. And this is the last but not least thing of all...never mind that we had the kids for one of those months and the kids were never once left after school. In other words, the court fabricated the number and had no regard for the truth. Like I said, they got their quota and the DA's department has justification to exist. Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 17:38:15 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Gas prices around the world...as of May, 2004 $5.29 Frankfort, Germany $4.86 Rome, Italy $3.84 Tokyo, Japan $1.48 Shanghai, China $1.45 Moscow, Russia $0.14 Venezuala, Caracus In Venezuela, oil is produced by a government-owned company and local gasoline prices are kept low as a benefit to the nation's citizens. Lets take a drive down to Venezuela! How to never pay full price for gas Get a Discover Gas Card. If gives you 5% cash back, but that doubles when you make purchases at certain stores. Shop Non-Brand Name Gas Stations Most non-brand name gas stations use the exact same product as the brand names. Save a few cents every gallon getting a very similar product. Use the Right Grade of Gasoline Premium grade is not the best octane for cars. Read the car manual. See what it recommendeds. My F150 manual recommends 87 octane. Don't Top Off Studies have shown that the "top off" usually remains in the hose or is lost to evaporation. Don't bother! Avoid Sudden Stop and Go Driving Driving less aggressively will INCREASE your gas mileage. Using cruise control is very efficient. Tire Pressure Driving on tires that are not fully inflated can cost you 10% or more in lost gas. Check your pressure once a month. Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 14:43:44 (PST) <Mikey, aka: Squirty's Alter-Ego> What Rhatt objected to was splitting the equity with me. He refiances his house when appropriate, but not necessarily to take out equity. He's got a decent job paying his bills, so he doesn't need to tap any of the equity. Also, he has no interest in giving me ~$200,000 (half of the equity)... He is a meanie... But a great Rhatt Phinque... Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 14:21:25 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> I wonder why he didn't like the idea of taking equity out of his house. For me, it was the logical thing to do. A lot of people like to be cash cows. Me, well, I know I'm going to be a target of litigation. I've been anticipating the next time my gut blows on me because the doc said it's probable. My logic before my hospital trip was to keep the money in equity. The logic seemed correct, since most home loans were 8% and it would have been hard to find an investment that paid better than that. The house would have appreciated whether I pulled equity out or not. My logic changed after that hospital trip. Home loans are down 50%. Electric bills are up 100%. My health insurance was rising higher than all my bills combined. Go figure! The economics still has me scratching my head! But being the logical kind of fellow that I am, I dropped my health insurance and started sucking money out of my equity. Credit worthiness, as I found out, ignores huge medical bills. For me, it all boiled down to something I said in 1998 I told a doctor I was an alcoholic and what I said spread. I got labelled. There's nothing like the rush you get when realize an insurance adjustor knows what you told a doctor, by his pushing and asking pointed questions. No one was supposed to know what I said. Oh well. Maybe someday I'll give insurance another shot, and when I get rejected, I'll become a sewer instead of a sewee(spelling,har har). Eat, Drink and Be Merry If you have less than $200,000 in cash before you retire... Leverage it out and buy realestate NOW! Or invest it, make $20,000 a year before taxes, and eat beans, rice and Alpo for dinner. Or Spend it, and have fun! Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 12:27:14 (PST) <Mikey, aka: Squirty's Alter-Ego> I hate it too. Gotta make this short. A lot of kaka going by me with this project I am working on. My regards to Ms. Rebecca with this court thing. Tell her to keep a stiff upper lip for me. I also hate it when I mistype and only spot it after "submiting". Had dinner and then drove around west Los Angeles for about an hour last night with Mr. Junk, aka: Gary "The Rhatt Phinque" Robinson. Was loads of fun. Hard to believe I've known that schmuck for nearly 33 years. Only kidding about the "schmuck" comment. Get this Jimmy. He bought his house, near Marina del Rey, for $262,000 a mere 12 years ago. Now, it is apprasied at $680,000... I tried to get him to refi ot take out 100% equity and split the money with me, but he said "Hell, NO!!!". Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 01:21:33 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Yep, I was blogging this morning when I couldn't sleep. I hate when I read it back and see I missed key words in what I was saying. Still, I like what I said. It was written consecutively, so, I realize reading entries in this blog may seem obtuse. Sonny, Becky and I ate at Hush Puppies tonight! For the first time, I ate Alligator tail. Now, I'm assuming that since alligators look like lizards, their tails grow back. I don't feel as guilty about eating tail tail that way. But Becky had frog legs. She was going to leave 3 of them on her plate. In my mind, I saw 2 frogs, one squirming around a pond, the other doing flips on the shore. Yuck! Becky goes to court tommorrow I'm sure the judge is going to try to scare her. They love to scare people who don't have representation. However, they are idiots for thinking Becky owes $2,000 a month for 2 kids. They are idiots for thinking she makes more than that. These people didn't help Becky get a dime from her ex whose on life time parole in Phoenix. They are lazy, and they are mean. It should be an interesting day for both of us. Monday, March 28, 2005 at 07:45:05 (PST) <Squirty's alter-ego (Mikey)> Jimmy has been a busy Blogger.... Jimmy.. You've written a lot of very interesting (profound) things on your blog this morning, and over the weekend. Sounds like your Pagan Eastern weekend was fun and fulfilling. I thought I felt the cold touch of a steel razor run up my back. Must have been when you were sheering Squirty. As far as how "your" universe is smaller now. If the qualtity is better, it ain't the size you should worry about. Thanks for everything Jimmy, and also including me in the short list of those you trusted. (I assume, that is, you meant me when you said "Mike", and not Michael Jackson.) You know, I hope, you are the best, I am forever indeeded to you for your kind friendship and kooky times. Well, got to get to work, so I can finish up this kaka and call it quits. Monday, March 28, 2005 at 07:03:05 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Is it important to know what this life is? I think that should be one of our most important goals. For most, this life is simply a ride they're on. Most people don't care how they got on this ride. Most people have illogical explanations of what it is and where it ends. Our brain has phenomenal potentials. We have been given access to some truths and we choose to ignore it. I think the answer to what life is, exist in the universe between our ears. If only in the sixties, the government could have released a drug that actually improved our memory. Instead, the government released hallucinagenics. I wonder if memory enhancing drugs do exist somewhere out there. With increased memory, we might be able to leap centuries ahead in one years time. I wish my mind could think better. For all of us, it is as if we are trying to see our way through life with blurred vision. I know I'm not smart enough to see the truth. And with my brain, the way it is, I will never see it. Maybe I should just give up hope, and quit asking my self these kinds of questions. I'm 49 years old. I've been searching for truth all of my life. I get only fleeting glimpses of it. The answers can only come by either increasing my lifespan to thousands of years, or by increasing my intelligence. Without a miracle, neither is possible. My IQ is fixed at 122. My lifespan will be around 76 years old. Neither is sufficient to accomplish my goal of understanding life. Monday, March 28, 2005 at 06:36:02 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Undying truths. These are the things I've always known existed, but I was afraid to acknowledge. I knew about Genesis when I was 14. Why was I alone then? Why didn't anyone else see what is obvious about the constructors of the Bible? Why didn't they see that in the first two pages of the book? They thought the world was flat! Even my brother is afraid to acknowledge it. Undying truths. Our past, present and future are not real. The present is an intersection between the past and future. It only exists in a single dimension which cannot exist by itself. We won't be able to grab it until we die. The past is only what we think it was, at any given moment. It changes with perception. It never was just one thing. It was many things, and it cannot be captured. The future doesn't exist either. It exists only in concepts. Perhaps I'm trying to find the beginning of a circle with questions about this reality. My sister is intelligent, and very insane. I've wondered how she could have started off with promise, and ended up so happily off balance. I've wondered if it was a single thought that led her onto a trail of thoughts, that led her to insanity. Being the inheriter of several individual's belongings, I've had the opportunity to review their personal notes. I've read my sisters letters. I've seen her writing styles change over the years. It was as though she was becoming a different person from the one we all knew. The sixtys seemed to be about living for the moment. It culminated in the exploration of ones mind and body. Drugs introduced by the government offered the most extreme forms of intraspection. The creative spurts we've seen in the last thirty years were spawned from those mind blowing drugs. I did them. I saw what seemed to be my birth, the creation of the universe, images buried deep in my subconscious levels. I'd be in heaven, a place of exquisite beauty, then I'd gently fall back to reality. To see the visions once was all it took to change my perspective on this life. Why wouldn't my birth be a part of my mind? The anwsers to everything I wanted to know was in those visions. The questions weren't. The visions had no words and conversation was not possible. They were memories of what happened, and not one of my own creation. I've shared trips with people who were seeing the same visions that I was. If we saw different illusions, I would conclude we created them ourselves. But when two people share a vision, it takes the vision from being ones own creation into being something that actually exists. One that many people could see. Relating my sister, time and sanity. Without the will to remember or the will to create the future, we react with our preconditioned responses. Lose either of those two things, we become animals. My sister found her heaven inside her mind and she chose to stay there. It was thoughts that started with free sex, hallucinigenic drugs, and complete self absorption that drew her into her own private universe. There was a point somewhere in time when she responded the wrong way to a circumstance. Perhaps it was free sex. Perhaps she knew sex felt good, and she couldn't come up with a reason to have sex with 10 people in the same night. My sister read a book titled "If it feels good, do it". It was a book written to change people from social creatures, into animals. If it feels good, do it, was the one thought that drove my sister into insanity. It led to a trail of bad thoughts. Each new thought reinforced the first. She went over the edge. Monday, March 28, 2005 at 00:06:01 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> It may seem that I've been preparing myself for death But the opposite is true. I've been preparing myself to live. Death has been a mystery to me all of my life. I grew up seeing my Dad letting the fear of death control his life. He's 81 now, and still, he regrets the things he had done in his past that will cause him to die a few years sooner. He was clinging to life and still is. If only he had embraced death as a friend, maybe if he decided to control it and not leave it to chance, think of all that energy he could have used for something constructive. To fear death is to waste life. Why fear the inevitable? Fear is a selfish emotion. I want live as long as this life pleases me. I'm not going to quit smoking, drinking, or any of the things I enjoy in this life. I'll only moderate it when it inconveniences me. I want to ride life's scariest rides. I want to be frightened. And if someone is in trouble, I'll be there, unafraid to help. I don't have a death wish. If I die tommorrow, it will make no difference. This life and all our possession were never ours to keep. I will walk through the valley of death and fear no evil. What difference would that fear make anyway? I have the power to control my life and I have always been my life's creator. I am responsible for all my misfortunes and fortunes, and I blame no one else but myself. When I die, I will die alone. What I was will never change. By losing the fear of death, you gain control of life. So lets die tommorrow...or not! This is why I am the way I am. If helping others leaves me eating out of a dumpster, so be it. I will have been a good power in this universe. The rewards have always been immediate. BTW - Nothing anybody writes survives long. Hopefully, what I write in the webblog will survive me. Perhaps, in 300 years, someone bored will read it, and view it as we do a caveman's artwork. I pour my soul into this thing. It won't fade as easily as my body will. This, is my bid for existence in the future. One last thing. Read Genesis. The first 2 pages. They thought the world was flat! If you read it with an open mind, you'll see there could be no other explanation for the fourth day to be dividing the universe into night and day. It was a bad guess by the author. The Bible was not written by God, or an inspiration from God. It was written by man, to control people. Let us not be fooled by others. Let us think for ourselves. Sunday, March 27, 2005 at 22:24:40 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Trimmed Squirty (Mikey's Alter Ego) Trimming is not the name for it. Shearing would be a better description. That dog is a rat with the fleece of a sheep's. Had BBQ Chicken with Robert, Joy, Amy, David and Charleen came over. It was a lot of fun. Ill planned but very nice. Jeannette Arnold called. She took care of me back in 2001. It's amazing, the people who have stuck with me through the years. Ruth and I were married on 9/9/1990. We divorced on 1/10/2001. I was surprised it lasted as long as it did. I guess drinking helped keep us together. After my divorce, I met Jeannette on the Internet. We became instant friends. But I developed a fistula and had to go to the hospital. Jeannette came down from Sacramento, CA. Jeannette took care of me during my recovery. We will probably remain lifelong friends. But You'd think, after being with Ruth for 11 years, she'd keep in touch with me. I sometimes think our time together meant nothing at all to her. I let Ruth keep a credit card, sent her money and even paid for her cell phone bill months after the divorce. She wasn't shy about using the card. I told Ruth I would always love her, and if she ever needed me, any time, any place, I'd be there. We just couldn't be married anymore. I'd end up dead, she'd end up broke, we'd end up a mess. I broke up so we could survive. Love, it seems, is rarely spread around evenly. It doesn't even mean the same thing to different people. My friends today seem to be few. I trust Sonny, Becky, Mike, Robert, Jerry and Rico. Jeannette, Allen and Ida are in there too somewhere. My universe has gotten a lot smaller, but it's a lot more stable than the old days. My world is full of love, its sexy, giving, and consistant as well as spontaneous. I have a warm life. One that anyone would envy, if they knew about it. I love this life. I love this perspective. I believe that in this life, we are just a reflection of a greater self. I believe in death, we'll meet our own spirit. Here, we have non-interference from the greater powers so it seems. We have no memory of what we were before being born. We're smart enough to know that we must have existed before birth, but we're given no idea how. I think its funny that most people deny the possiblity of our existance before birth. But from the beginning of time, we were destined to be born. We were here long before birth, from the Big Bang on up. The future has always been set. Our life had to happen simply because it did. We're smart enough to know that we will have a future after dying, but we have made up stories about that. Eventually, everything will evolve into one thing, and that will be the thing that started all of this. At that time, everything will be known. Everything will be as one. And, it'll all happen all over again. The one will divide itselfs into individuals in an attempt to reassemble itself back into something different. The truth is that this moment now can be both referenced as in both the future and the past. By the time you've read this sentence, it will be the past. The moment will be harder than diamonds. Our live's are more powerful than the universe. Our live's are eternal in all tenses. The universe will fade, but we will have always existed, both in the past and future tenses. Time. Saturday, March 26, 2005 at 17:55:00 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Cool Mikey - Squirts Alter Ego - Paganite We painted eggs, kind of. Becky got all frustrated because she read the instructions, popped holes in the box, then forgot what she'd read. So, we pieced the box back together, and did our best. They look kind of cool, but they certainly don't look like the pictures on the box. Then we ate goulash, or ghoulashes, haha. It was, as usual, very good. Everyone served themselves. Jennifer couldn't finish half her bowl as usual. Dustin asked 3 times if he finished his bowl yet. Everyone else just plowed in. Robert, Joy, Amy, Jennifer, Dustin, Squirt and D.O.G. all watched Von Helsing (that's Von Barbie to Grandma), Shark Tails, and some other educational movie. Of course, Squirt was so busy licking D.O.G's balls to notice anything. D.O.G. slimed Squirt, which was a big ewwwe!!! Becky, Jennifer and I played games on the computer. Jennifer quit in the middle of a game. Dustin, who was begging us to play, jumped in. He managed to play 10% of the game before attention deficit disorder kicked in (he said he wanted to watch the movie). He watched the movie for 10 minutes, then attention deficit disorder kicked in again and he went out to play with the dogs. Then attention deficit disorder kicked in again. Now he's back watching the movie. So, it's been a calamity house over here. I'm not sure which is louder, the baby crying, the dogs barking, or the big screen TV. The last thing I can hear right now is that little voice in my head that tells me what to do. I'm afraid to get up and walk around. I might run into a wall or something. Saturday, March 26, 2005 at 11:22:03 (PST) <Squirty's alter-ego (Mikey)> I was once a Pagan, but the holiday celebrations got out of hand, so I became an Alter-Ego Gee, I am running out of entries, that in part at least, are funny to the common human. But, as a dog's alter-ego, I shouldn't expect too much of myself. BARK... BARK... Hope all at Casa de la Cutlar have loads of fun celebrating Easter. Well, the program I am writting is done compiling, so off to work I go... (Testing) Saturday, March 26, 2005 at 08:18:29 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> We'll beya paintin eggs today It's a PreEaster day. We're painting eggs and placing chocolate bunnies in baskets to honor the rising of Christ. No, we're not honoring Estra, the Pagan God, whose symbols where the hare and the egg. Pagans are evil, we spit on them, hate them. haha. Seriously though, Becky's kids will be here. We got them Easter Bags, because I'm cheap. We'll be watching free cartoon DVDs, because I'm cheap. Dinner will be served and it'll be, SURPRISE, boiled eggs!!! Once again, because I'm cheap. Robert, Joy, Amy and their Dog should be over They'll be washing their clothes, getting their EMail and enjoying some soda. It should be a pretty whacked out day here at the Cutlar Castle of Calamity. Friday, March 25, 2005 at 10:59:58 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> One of my life's heroes I love reading Dr Abraham Maslow Theories. If you click on the above link, you'll learn why I like the guy so much. He put the way organisms think, into a hierarchy and developed lists of needs for them. He called them instinctoids. The dude was a programmer/analyst and didn't even know it. He would have done well in today's encapsolated programming. Here's an experimental thought to run through your head: Two people are standing in a cold pool, the first one pee's. BASIC PHSYIOLOGICAL NEEDS Both have the need to find warmth. The first and second are gratified because they've found warmth in the pee. The first one has relieved the need for expell waste. The second one is relieved because he's found warmth. SAFETY NEEDS The second wonders where the warmth came from. The first wonders about being harmed after the second one discovers it was his pee. BELONGING NEEDS The first doesn't say anything, he fears he's going to lose a companion. ESTEEM NEEDS The second one discovers the pee, and moves away from the other, and gains self esteem. The first one feels a lack of self esteem, and tries to explain to the second one. Well, there ya go. This example could go a long way, but, instinctoids make people behave in predictable patterns. Wednesday, March 23, 2005 at 10:50:19 (PST) <Squirty's alter-ego (Mikey)> I just popped out, but sometimes I still feel soupy.... And I don't mean Soupy Sales... BARK!!!!! I think being a real estate agent would be a reasonable job. Sometimes your days are long, and no have no days off. If someone wants part of your day off to look at a house, or discuss business, you either do it or lose the business to someone who will. I can't count how many times, in the short 6 months I was in LV for the MGM rehost project, that Brian "The Brain" Grady and I would be playing racquetball at 9am on a Sunday morning, and his pager or cell phone would go off and it'd be someone saying "Show me the house NOW!!!". Or at 9pm on any given day. But it does pay reasonably well for not much effort, or sweat. You don't get dirty, and you don't have to break your back. And in a housing market like the Vegas Valley, it is a good opportunity if you work hard enough, you can make really good bucks. BARK!!! BARK!!! BARK!!! I am out of here to go have lunch with Mr. Junk... Wednesday, March 23, 2005 at 08:24:11 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Why do I like this weblog? Because, nobody is spamming it yet! It's like email was when it was young. Tuesday, March 22, 2005 at 23:09:15 (PST) <Jim> Are we Dust in the Wind, or Another Brick In The Wall? I just watched Ladder 49, and those firefighters were bricks I've been dust for the last few years...but I sure have enjoyed life!!! Tuesday, March 22, 2005 at 15:58:18 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Uh Uh!!! No No monsewer Enough cells got together to form something that would be an egg...you, an ovum, and out popped a Mikey!!! (oh and me the spermatazoa, the fertilizer...har har...) The human haploid genome contains 3,000,000,000 DNA nucleotide pairs, divided among twenty two (22) pairs of autosomes and one pair of sex chromosomes. How's everything going? Still working on that program? Ya know, after 6 bottles of wine (that I'm still paying for after 3 days), I realize that all I really want to do is hang out with Becky, yo! Truck driving would do that, - but the pay is crappy - and the hours are intense - and it would be hard to keep Squirt happy. Programming is an all or nothing type of job - with its ins and outs, it changes every year - the next generation of programs will probably written with Hindu nouns! - and its always going from one dumb language to a dumber one, isn't it? - I bet the next hot language is going to be called C## or Javava. - And I'd bet it involves a total rewrite of all things coded, and total learning curve. LOL. I was thinking we could become porn stars too - exclusively with each other - with cameras in every room (like the Truman Show) - but Robert or Paul might end up seeing it (I'm not worried about Dustin)... So, I'm leaning towards being a real estate agent! (I've been leaning around a lot, lately, har har) - Those guys are lazy. - They lolligag around, seamingly doing nothing, - Showing people bedrooms, bathrooms and kitchens. - Becky, with her sweet personality could easily help there - and I couldn't think of a better place than Vegas to do that either. - AND, I've bought 5 houses, and never could figure why they're worth 3.5% Got any ideas? Tuesday, March 22, 2005 at 11:59:58 (PST) <Squirty's alter-ego (Mikey)> No, the chicken had to come before the egg. Think about it Sir Jimmy... Nature will, and has, created numerous forms of life, but never once laid an egg. Well, except when I was born... Bark!! Many animals lay eggs. Out of one of natures great experiments, came an animal capable of laying eggs. That soupy substance, billions of years ago, yielded something like htat chicken. Who, in turn, laid the egg. BARK!!!!! I am brilliant for being a puppy's alter-ego... Tuesday, March 22, 2005 at 05:51:30 (PST) <Jim> I guess I'm kind of in a down mood because of my dad He's dying, but he's been dying all of his life...so. But he's 82 now, and really might cash in soon. When I was a kid, I always thought he sounded crazy. He'd talk about reincarnation, told me he was Jesus, obsessed about death, astral-projection. Charles Fort, Edgar Caycee, Ekcankar made up his belief systems. He was always looking for life to be more complicated than what it is. And now look at me, obsessing about death. I think life is a cell, dividing and mutating to discover the universe. wow. Well, at least, what I get into is based on fact and not hallucination. I guess the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree though. Tuesday, March 22, 2005 at 00:40:45 (PST) <Jim> Here's a profound question Did you ever think that most of your life was decided by you before you were born? Think about it: what you look like, what color your skin is, what sex you are is all determined on the cellular level before you are born. Our lives are preordained, in a fashion. I think the egg came before the chicken, and every 100,000 years or so, and new species of chicken is born. Bizarre thoughts for a bizarre world. I should go back to sleep now. ** smiles ** Monday, March 21, 2005 at 23:22:51 (PST) <Jim> Cool Mikey. We loved that Universal Studios tour I'm at a point in my life where I'm going to make a turn that may affect the rest of my life. These times seem so weird to me. I've made simular turns in the past, knowing exactly the route I was going to take. The decision I make this time will determine the last part of my life. So many people are living day-to-day. It's incredible isn't it? I wrote a little story a while back, saying pretty much how I thought the rest of my life would go. Most of it will be in poor health no matter what I do. Most of my energy will be devoted to working. Why doesn't life have a beautiful ending anyway? I've seen the wrinkled faces of the people I will look like in 10 years. I've seen senility set in on people. It's too bad the world doesn't share its wealth more evenly. A sheep in a pasture, that's the Bible says. Anyway, I'll be making a move that will change the course of my life and others who would like to hang with me. Life will be as interesting and diverse as I can make it. For whatever purpose this life serves, it should, at the very least, include a good attempt at being good and having fun. Saturday, March 19, 2005 at 09:38:14 (PST) <Squirty's alter-ego, Mikey> And when four turns into five or six. Guess what Jimmy... I have only about a day's work left on that program they asked me to come in and write. Yea, the one that would have been impossible to write in the 80 hours (hence 2 weeks) they had allocated. It took two weeks to test because it is sending transactions across to a UNIX box by means of MQ Series. MQ is way too difficult to manage, and specially there at NG. Twenty people have been allocated different responsibilities, so when something does not work, you have twenty people all pointing at 19 others as the one who hsn't down their job. Now they want me to modify an existing server to send transactions through this same MQ method when a certain class of records change on the application. OK, fine with me, but I am thinking of telling the boss at NG I can't. R1 wants to wait too long to pay me, and the only way to pressure them is to get the NG manager (Joe) to call them and tell them to get on the ball. So, you fell off the wagon for a few days. Not the worst thing, given you and Ms. Rebecca are in the relax, no work mode right now. Just got out from my 7:30 am blood donation at the Blue Cross. Or was that the Yellow Cross... Let me think a minute. Or, that's right it was the Red Cross. I've been, as long as I am in California, been donating blood regular (5-6x/year) since 1973. So, I am up to the 3 million gallon level. Now I am in a Starbucks, getting high on a Frappy. Going to go a jazz club in the shadows of Universal Studios (where you visited) this evening. Good stuff. Take care, and remember Squirty is the greatest doggie this side of Mars!!!! Friday, March 18, 2005 at 06:46:46 (PST) <Jim> That's a sweet thing! When two weeks turns into four. Well, I blew it...fell off of the wagon. It's so fine to have some wine! Filled up yesterday. It cost $48. That's a big WOW. lol Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 12:01:35 (PST) <Squirty's alter-ego (Mikey)> Preservation is important to us Kanine alter-egos too. That's why I live within a young, well cared for and loved pup like Squirty. BARK!!! My regards to you Jimmy, and to Ms. Rebecca... Looks like I will be done here at NG this week. Turned two weeks into four... BARK!!!!!! Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 10:38:02 (PST) <Jim> Mankind's highest priority Preservation of the species. If not this, then what? I talk about immortality. I talk about preserving our own individual life. There are ways to live beyond 100 years. The question is, as individuals, are we worth it? The answer is yes! You are an excellent representative of the human race. If, in 1,000,000 years, you were to represent us as a race, you'd be a fine example. Keep being you! Be the best you can be. Whatever you think, everything you do is a representation of what we were...mankind, the human race. Our race will not survive, but our traces will show our existance had some kind of reason. Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 08:37:01 (PST) <Jim> I complain a lot in this blog, but it's important to point out that constructive critism is always a better option. I watched Bush in a reportive interview. He was good. I'm actually liking the guy now. He described Social Security, and other issues, as a work-in-progress. In other words, there is no definitive answer for solving the world's ills. As long as the solutions will somehow profit the middle class, I'm for it. We, the middle class, make the world what it is. Tuesday, March 15, 2005 at 06:24:09 (PST) <Jim> I just finished a part of a program that works with graphics It got deleted/lost somehow with that last virus, but I was able to grab an old working copy. Backups are a good thing!!! This program creates a web page (thumbnails and all) for pictures. We took over 1,000 pictures on the San Francisco trip and so far, this is the best thumbnail/html album generator I've seen. See, the problem with graphics is their names, EG: CAMIMG-J1004.jpg doesn't mean anything to anybody, and when you have 20,000 of them, they get lost in the numbers. I just ran my little program, and took a gander at the album it generated. It's pretty cool! I went out this morning and got some gas and wine It's beautiful out there this time of the morning. The sky has hues of blue, yellow and orange. It's quite a sight. It's amazing how the brain will take information from your eyes, organize it in your mind, and your emotions will process it as beauty. The pictures we took on the trip could be described as doing that. I suppose visual beauty could be described as something you see, that sparks an emotion, that triggers good feelings. These pictures do that for me. Monday, March 14, 2005 at 15:46:28 (PST) <Jim> Hey Mikey, wouldn't it be a nice change if a president just came out and said: Iraq has what we want, so we're sending your boys in to kill them for it. You'd think the decent thing to do would be to steer automanufactures towards alternate energy sources that are safer for the environent. But hey, a hydrogen/oxygen powered vehicle whose only emmission would be water just wouldn't be any fun. Shoot, lets just let America be dependant on gasolene and kill anyone who doesn't let us guzzle it. It just bugs me that people died over there and they thought it was about Sadaam stockpiling nuclear weapons. What a load of crap. People died for a ill conceived lie. Monday, March 14, 2005 at 12:51:59 (PST) <Squirty's alter-ego (Mikey)> Baby George was put in office for 1 reason, and 1 reason only!!! To do what Daddy George started and didn't finish or to go to the next step. Bark Bark.. This whole thing is strictly about the oil, and the USA government's desire to control the Iraqi government and commerce. Bark!!! Amazes me that he and his group of chronies don't see what the rest of the world sees. And it is this behavior what makes people like bin Laden hate us so much, that they'd go through the effort of 9/11/2001. Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 22:22:04 (PST) <Jim> Does anyone else think this is strange? The war in Iraq was definitely about oil and not some ogre who was killing his own people. Ogre's are doing that all over the world in Third World Countries. Iraq is the second largest producer of oil in the world! Here's what I think is strange: We win the war in Iraq. We get all of our people in place to control things. And the gas prices in the United States sky rocket! Doesn't that seem strange? Who was that war being fought for? Who is profitting? I've heard a lot of BS from the Bush administration, and don't believe anything that man says anymore. Who Is Bush Working For? Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 19:44:50 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Ah yes...Chuck got himself a motorcyle!!! It's really cool. His friend (Chris) bought a Harley, but it's a moped. I got a real kick out it! It's funnier looking than my blonde hair! Both bikes are extremely cool. Ahhh...to get undressed and quietly slip onto the couch There aren't any words that can describe the freedom and comfort for being naked and unembarassed. NUDITY ROCKS!!! Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 16:57:49 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> We changed the living room around. I'm back to 5 networked PC's now. Time to play games and enjoy life for awhile. We rearranged the living room with peoples left over furniture and it looks better than ever. Robert and Joy came over, then went to Grandmals. AND, Robert just called asking me if I could do another load for him. Wow. And I was just about to relax. I'd make a terrible furniture mover. Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 15:55:14 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Yesterday, we finished moving Robert and Joy into their 2nd floor apartment. Ahhh...so sweet. I was gone most of the day while Jennifer and Dustin hung out at the house watching kiddy flicks. Everything worked out pretty well. I took them over to see Robert's apartment, then finally home at 10pm. The day was done. I could finally get naked. Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 00:09:58 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Today was another day of moving Robert and Joy into their 2nd floor apartment. I had very few hassles. I only hurt a little bit. I've made some muscles. I'm broke. And I can't spel wuth a shet. Seriously, we've only got one more day of moving big items. Finally, for the first time in 4 years, we're alone in this house. I don't have to worry if my robe is open while watching TV. Matter of fact, I can watch big screen movies naked! YEAH!!! Oh, and I get to move a TV back into the main bathroom. Las Vegas Real Estate is AMAZING!!! We were driving around to see what all was near Robert and Joy's new apartment. Somewhere along the way, we entered into what looked like a new townhouse complex. They were houses!!! Each house was 3 stories on about a 600 square foot foundation. The first floor had a single car garage built into it, but you'd be challenged to fit 2 motorcycles in them. The side yards were small. You couldn't navigate a bicycle through them if you wanted to. The backyards are smaller than most cemetary plots. And the houses were cheaply constructed: made from stucco, chicken wire, 2x4's and sheet rock. I saw a man, who looked like he was of Chinese ascent, sitting on what was supposed to be a front yard, but I'd call it a misplaced strip of turf. I stopped for the heck of it and asked the man, what the houses were selling for. He said the new ones were selling for $250,000, but he paid an extra $15,000 for a corner lot! I wanted to ask him how to say "Don't sit on sharp sticks" in Chinese, but I passed. He must have been bending over when he signed his purchase agreement. It just goes to show you, if you put sugar on shit, someone will buy it. This is the second time I've typed in this silly Weblog. Becky was playing games on my server, windows popped up, she closed them and I, being on the servers network, lost 20 minutes of work, which sux. I've already lost 4 days reloading that PC because someone invited a virus in. SO...I moved another computer desk into this already crouded living room, put a monitor on one of my laptops and now she's happy. I'm never going to let anyone else ruin my 50 gig backup again. The PC/Server is now off limits. yes. Robert just popped in to pick up an alarm clock. He's got to go to work at 6am. Yippeeee! We get to rest tommorrow. I can sit around and watch cartoon movies with Becky's kids all day. The neighbors gave me a nice looking gas stove today. Good deal. It looks new, except it needs to be degreased and the gas jets cleaned. I love other peoles junk. Friday, March 11, 2005 at 20:15:40 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Other Celebrities who died from overdoses: - John Belushi, of SNL, heroin and cocaine speedball. - John Bonham, of Led Zeppelin, alcohol. - Steve Clark, of Def Leppard, alcohol. - Tommy Dorsey, alcohol. - Brian Epstein, sleeping pills. - Chris Farley, of SNL, cocaine and heroin. - Judy Garland, of The Wizard of Oz, sleeping pills. - Andy Gibbm, of the Bee Gees, pills and heart problems. - Bobby Hatfield, of the Righteous Brothers, cocaine and heart problems. - Jimi Hendrix, musician, barbituates and alcohol. - Billie Holiday, heroin - Brian Jones, of the Rolling Stones, drowned during an overdose. - Janis Joplin, musician, heroin and whiskey. - Marilyn Monroe, actress, sleeping pills. - Jim Morrison, of The Doors, alcohol. - Pamela Morrison, Jim Morrison's widow. - Christina Onassis, daughter and heir of Aristotle Onassis, diet pills. - River Phoenix, actor, numerous drugs. - Dana Plato, of Different Strokes, suicide overdose of valium and loritab. - Elvis Presley, musician, pills and/or other health issues. - Bon Scott, of AC/DC, alcohol. - Will Shatter, of Flipper, heroin. - Hillel Slovak, of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. - Vinnie Taylor, of Sha Na Na, heroin. These people could have afforded all of the pleasures this reality can offer. Why would they seek a drug induced stupor? That's a question that I can't personally answer. Friday, March 11, 2005 at 19:59:32 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> The SNL character's name was: Chris Farley He died at the ripe age of 33 from an overdose of heroin and cocaine. His idol, John Belushi, was also a star on SNL. John Belushi died at the age of 33 from an overdose of heroin and cocaine. Could it be coincidenxe or was Chris paying homage to his idol? Or, does the Saturday Night Live staff get their energy and wit from speed balling before each set? Hmmm.... Inquiring Minds Wants To Know Friday, March 11, 2005 at 09:22:18 (PST) <Squirty's alter-ego (Mikey)> I always admired that SNL character and his work as a speaker on SNL. Even better was his huge gut. Even bigger than mine... Where be Joy and Robert moving? An estate in Summerlin? Gotta get back to work. Mr regards to Ms. Rebecca... Friday, March 11, 2005 at 05:14:07 (PST) <mugu> very nice effort you made.keep it on please Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 08:40:49 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Thanks MIke. You are a very effective inspirational speaker. And you're not sleeping in your clothes, living in a van down, by the river - SNL! LOL For the 7th time in 13 months, I'm helping someone move. What a guy...Here's the list - Skip coming - Mike leaving - Chuck - Patti - Joy's Dad - Skip leaving - and now Robert and Joy. What a great guy!!! I wish I felt great. Wednesday, March 09, 2005 at 09:39:45 (PST) <Squirty's alter-ego (Mikey)> Stay positive Mr. Jimmy Yea, I think Ghost would be a good thing to load up as soon as you are happy with your system. Take a snapshot of the disk and system settings, etc. Then all you have ot do is reformat the hard drive and restore a minimal amout of stuff and you computer is as good as new. And Ghost, or it's cometitive software, is relaticely cheap and easy to use. Jimmy. Keep positive as far as Bellagio is concerned. Remember, you have a great rap there in Lost Wages. But you probably still need to make them aware you're more interested in the position than anybody else. With out being an arse, bug the kaka out of them. You can't wait and see any more. Even with your great reputation. Mikey, your greatest fan.... Tuesday, March 08, 2005 at 23:00:35 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Alrighty. My PC is reloaded. It's not quite all the way there yet, but its 90% restored. The other 10% I'll have to key in...bummer. Mikey mentioned installing Norton Ghost, which sounds good to me. Today was another day waisted on the computer. Hopefully Bellagio will contact me about their Software Engineer openning, but I'm not counting on it. 20 years of experience isn't worth much when you've been off for 4 years (like me). Anyway, there's always truck driving. Using this house as a rental, should net a nice annual income. I'm babbling... Monday, March 07, 2005 at 09:17:37 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Hey there, everybody We got back from our trip just to find my main computer had a million viruses on it. I'm having to wipe it out and reinstall everything which makes me wonder why I even bother. This the question I'm asking myself right now: If you have security on your system, if it takes someone a minute to install a trojan if it takes you a week to put everything back after your system is trashed should you let anyone use your Personal Computer? I suppose the answer is obvious. This is the third trip we've taken in a year, and the third time I've had to reload my PC. Each time, the house caretakers said they never did anything. Two things about people who download viruses and don't think they did it: 1) If they don't realize they did it, they'll never know what they did, and they'll do it again. 2) If they aren't smart enough to understand how viruses infect PC's, then they're probably viewing porn, trying to get something for free or playing games on sites they've never been to before. They will infect PC's whereever they go. The problem is not the internet, a crappy PC, someone else being on the computer, or something that just magically happened by itself. The problem is them. They need to be educated. Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 08:08:14 (PST) <Squirty's Alter-Ego (Mikey)> Hi Jimmy and Ms. Rebecca Jimmy... Watch out, you misspelled Sacramento all over. It's an "a" after the "Scar". Governor Arnold will first beat up you and then will tear down your web site if you are not careful. We Californians take these things seriously!!!! Nice picture of Lake Tahoe. Gotta be the most beautiful place I've ever been. I have driven entirely around the lake before. Long drive actually, given you can't go that fast. An absolutely great Italian restaurant on the north shore of Tahoe. I've been to Tahoe in JUNE and there was a light snow. So, it doesn't surprise me that your truck was covered in February.. Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:46:42 (PST) <robert> hey guys Hey thats great you can come back anytime you want no prob over here we will stay until you get back we are really enjoying areselves and the peace without grams lol, anyways make sure you take lots of pics lol we wanna see hehehe. Well guys love ya much ttyl Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 02:17:44 (PST) <Jim Cutlar> Thanks Robert We'll be back around 8pm Wednesday night, if that's cool. If you two want to take off that's cool, the dog feeds himself, and everything else will take care of itself. But if you guys wanna hang out...THAT'S GREAT!!! In the last two days, we'll have seen 2 Capitol buildings...Sacremento's and Carson City...YEA!!! Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 00:27:14 (PST) <robert> hello Hi Jim and Mom it seems the trip is very awesome anyways there is no rush take your time on your trip, tommorrow (tuesday) is paday yahoo but its all prob going to go torwards the apt well love you and chat to you later byebye |
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